LYRICS: Aaron Rodgers Sitton in a tree, P-A-S-S-I-N-G Touchdown passes to my boy Tom Crabtree. (Who?)
The boys are over and the wieners are out. The pigskin's flyin.' John brought sauerkraut. Time for Terry, Howie, Jimmy to tell us what it's all about.
Snow is falling. Aaron's calling plays today, and we're underway.
Aaron, Aaron, we all sing your glory. Aaron, Aaron, I could be your Jordy...Nelson.
M - is for my gosh he's good, V - very, very, very, very good, P - he'll pass a pass to me. That stands for MVP. my people can't you see?
That he's got more yards rushing than I've got in my yard, He's got more yards passing than I've got in my yard, He's got less yards receiving than I've got in my yard, 'Cuz he's a quarterback, And I've got a big yard.
Lambeau leaping, Bears fans weeping, Aaron's buying beer for us all!
Aaron, Aaron, we all sing your glory. Aaron, Aaron, I could be your Jordy...
Your Greg Jennings, Your Jermichael Finley, Your James Jones (I wish he didn't drop so many passes), Your Donald Driver (He was pretty funny in that snack wrap commercial),
Your Ryan Grant (Ever since that injury he hasn't quite been the same), Your Alex Green (You threw him a six yard pass once), Your John Kuhn (Kuuuuuuuhn), Your BJ Raji (Remember that time when you gave him a handoff and he scored a touchdown?),
Your Tom Crabtree (Not bad for a 3rd string tight end), Your Randall Cobb (Maybe he should stick to punt returns), Your James Starks, Your Andrew Quarless , Your Brandon Saine, Your DJ Williams (He plays for the Packers?),
I strap my cheesehead on, and rip my camo off, And show my hairy chest to Lambeau. I got my Johnsonville brat and my G-force towel, and the people scream Go Pack Go!
And when God made earth, he made the Packers first , and on the 7th day when he rested, Aaron played football, While Brett just watched.
Aaron, I just want you know that if my test scores were as high as your passer rating, then my test scores would be, well, 127.7, which is on pace to be the highest single season passer rating for a quarterback, ever. Nice work.
Aaron, Aaron, we all sing your glory. Aaron, Aaron, I could be your Jordy, I could be your Jordy, I could be your Jordy... Nelson.
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