A music video for Faith, Buffy the Vampire Slayer's smokin' hot slayer gone bad. It was a tall order to combine hip-hop with geek in a single performance. That said, a fan song for a hottie like Eliza Dushku has a way of writing itself...
Slayer Hater Lyrics
Most days, I stay away from ho's who slay. They make me crazy
With their cute blond hair; no cushion for the killin' behinds.
But girl, your sassy renegade attitude changed me
And I'll do anything in the 'Dale to make you mine.
Patrol with me down a dark alley; I'm forever yours, girl, faithfully.
Anytime you wanna slay rough, just holler at me, and we can be...
Shakin' it up on the hell mouth,
Stakin' it out in the streets,
Keepin' an eye on the watchers,
Turnin' the Scooby's into doggy treats.
Karate kicks and sexy dark lips,
You're super strong and oh so fine.
On a good day you can be 5 x 5,
But I can make you, I can make you 6 x 9.
I know you a cold-blooded killa', and you ain't so vanilla in a brawl or the bedroom,
But Newsflash, neither am I.
We could get busy in a jail, at a school, on a fresh tomb;
Have a quickie after stickin' Mr. Pointy in a passer-by.
We'll have some fun till the rise of the sun, and then we can go for some after hours "Uh!"
You and your crew gonna show me how to get the job done. Uh huh, uh huh.
For a moment of perfect happiness,
I'd be your Angelus. Or maybe
I could turn back time to reclaim my virginity
If you'd deflower me
At the end of the world as we know it
(Though it was only Season 3).
I'd take a once-in-an-after-lifetime opportunity
For you and me to be
I wanna be
Shakin' it up on your hell mouth.