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Published on Oct 2, 2011

My entry for the Crackberry contest. Here are the lyrics in case you can't decipher my Dutch accent:

I think it's time for me to go hard for the brand I love
I think it's time for me to go hard for the brand I love
I think it's time for me to go hard for the brand I love
I think it's time for me to go hard for the brand I love

This is for Waterloo! Crackberry told me I could

If it ain't got BBM you don't stress
tell them fruitcakes that we are the best

You can't stop this!

Fuck yeah Blackberry owns the game
Apple, Android, Windows, all the same

If you could you would get rid of me
what you gonna do when a fan got to go hard
but I won't let you get to me
you should already figure imma go hard
If you were as real as me
You would never let an iPhone step in yo yard
Fart apps ain't shit to me
this is in my veins and it gets to my heart
so I am, I will I gots to say
There ain't no other brand than Blackberry
I am BBMing it in until the end I got to go, go, go hard

I am the hardest
Definitely the farthest
Disgusted with the rest
I mean ughh where do I start
First I stand around and vomit
then I shit up on it
Love Blackberry so much
Android's got nothing on it
They look slick BBM is sick so sick
Fuck your Droid don't look at me bitch
I'm lookin at who made Steve rich
I'm lookin at who made Steve rich
We had some wins some losses
Just a life of a Blackberry boss's
With the case off tapping on the keys like a mother fucking messaging boss
this is dope as it gets
dope as a mother fuckin acid trip
fly as fiftyseven passengers
This Bold be another classic bitch
everybody knows I got it if you want it then get at it
but You ain't gonna have
no You ain't gonna have it

If you could you would get rid of me
what you gonna do when a fan gotta go hard
but I won't let you get to me
you should already know I'm gonna go hard
If you were as real as me
You would never let an iPhone in yo yard
Fart apps ain't shit to me
this is in my veins and it gets to my heart
so I am, I will I gots to say
There ain't no other brand than Blackberry
I am BBMing it in until the end I got to go, go, go hard

Let me be heard
I hate robots and fruity turds
WebOS was cool and all
Till Leo the clown dropped the ball
Windows Phone, seriously?
Don't give a damn if you can't see
Man I don't care what you think is best
My gear's the the best so fuck the rest
Blackberry owns, RIM's the best
Better take note it's me who said
Don't care what others think they see
Apple hipsters got nothing on me
Don't even talk Wind-ows or Droids now
Stead of RIM they gon go down
Maybe I would have slowed down if I knew what I know now
QNX in the house gonna kick some ass
Soon you're gonna be the one who will be sassed
TAT's gonna get it on
We got what it takes to be number one
I guess it's gon be what it's gon be
But there's one thing you gotta hear
Gonna tell you like Crackberry told me
Fuck y'all hippies I'm out of here

If you could you would get rid of me
what you gonna do when a fan gotta go hard
but I won't let you get to me
you should already figure imma go hard
If you were as real as me
You would never let an iPhone step in yo yard
runnin' fart apps ain't shit to me
this is in my veins and it gets to my heart
so I am, I will I gots to say
There ain't no other brand than Blackberry
I am BBMing it in until the end I got to go, go, go hard

I'm goin in, I'm goin in!!!

I go hard for the Bold
I go hard for the Torch
I go hard for the Playbook

Mike, Jim, Research In Motion!
They're the best!
They won't stop!
They can't stop!
I won't stop!

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