Lyrics: I know what you're thinking What's /a/non been drinkin' That girl is smokin' hot
Alphas could go date her But I'm so fucking Beta And there's one thing she is not
To score a girl may be just fine But I'd rather love the 2D kind It's a truth you can't refute 3D can't beat a waifu
Find a new world Fall in love with a girl One on your computer screen Maybe she can fly Or she has just one eye Or is delicious DFC
She shoots you with electric shocks Or a slut that needs plenty of cocks She could be tsundere too 3D can't be a waifu
They have colorful hair And a nice derriere She may possibly be a girl with brother issues Or maybe she's a trap Or has a giant rack
Now give your pillows a squeeze Oh really? Then answer these questions, if you'll please.
What would you do if you had to choose between your waifu or your parents' pride? Waifu What you say if if you gave her up today and in return you could go outside? Waifu Could you defend having plenty of friends over a faithful waifu? It's true What if the girl is nice and she is just right and- Just the FUCK UP! I do not want a 3D PIG DISGUSTING SLUT!
Girls are hoes and we're alone but there's only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know that there's no excepted substitute Bitches and whores will hate and groan Who cares? I'm forever alone 2D is the only one I'll ever choose Cause 3D can't beat, I'll just stick to, The best dimension involves just 2, I love my, (so ronery ;_;) Waifu~~