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  • SMW TAS - Lesbian Vampire Killer World 5000

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    Still doing those TAS thingies. Lesbian Vampire Killer World 5000 (LVKW5K) by Robju is a pretty stupid hack. It's also in German (translation by me below for your convenience). I didn't care if it was fast or entertaining :P

    Story:
    Mario is hunted by Lesbian Vampire Killers and has to escape from them. He does so by beating Stages for no particular reasons. In the end he escapes barely.

    What this hack actually is [keep in mind that my English is worse than Oettingers (https://www.youtube.com/wat......)]:
    It's a parody of pretty every hack. Yes, that's right. It's a spoof of the German Hacking Community. The first Level (Das Chaos beginnt) is a homage at ChaosCompleXX by FPI (who is also german; Hack is from 2003 I think). The second Level (Sinnloses Wasser.) is not spoofing anything, maybe it plays on the hatred of water levels in all Mario games. The third Level (Effekthascherei) is spoofing Underway and his ultra-detailed Levels (see: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/53......), the Level itself just looks good, the level design is bad. Level four (Enge Hoehle) is spoofing himself, he mainly creates very tight caves (See: SMWHacking.de Collab http://www.smwcentral.net/?...... - schwul.). This one is suprisingly not as tight as the other levels he created. The next Level (Nur Geduld) is just as annoying as the water level. Here he spoofs the impatience of the current generation of kids. Level six (Haeffele Hills 5000) is the only serious level in this hack. The Last Level (DIZZY DISCO DANGER) is a parody of my ExAnimation Tutorial, I think. In conclusion this hack is literally shitting on the SMW Hacking community. The poop looks like that Emoji-Poop-Smiliey FYI. Or I just over-thought this :rolleyes: . He said: "Dieser Hack enstand einfach so und ich hab einfach gemacht ohne groß nachzudenken." -Robju (http://smwhacking.de/forum/.......)
    "This Hack was created just for fun and I did it without thinking much about it. " -Poopy translation by me

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    TRANSLATIONS:
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    Level names (in order of appearance):
    The Chaos begins
    Pointless water.
    Showmanship OR grandstanding
    Tight Cave
    Just patience
    Haeffele Hills 5000
    DIZZY DISCO DANGER

    Messages:

    Intro:
    Mario is chased by the Lesbian Vampire Killers, he tries everything to escape, will he succeed?

    Das Chaos beginnt:
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    Message 1:
    M)

    That doesn't make sense, what is this?

    Message 2 (not shown in video):
    R) (note: This is the author of this hack!)

    I do not care if it makes sense or not. Just walk from right to left. (Yes, that is what he wrote, seriously.)
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    Sinnloses Wasser.,Effekthascherei and Enge Hoehle don't have messages.

    Nur Geduld:
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    Message 1:

    This seems to be a puzzle, just take your time, nobody is pushing you.

    (-TIXE

    Message 2 (not in video):

    Here is nothing. (It's a reference to Terranigma)

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    Haeffele Hills 5000 has no messages either

    DIZZY DISCO DANGER
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    Message 1:

    Cool man, you almost did it. Now it gets intense! COOL COLORS AND EFFECTS GOTTA LOVE THE INTERNET

    #LOVEWINS

    Message 2 (not in video):

    BREAK!!

    Here you can calm down from the madness of the disco. But it must eventually go on.
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    Castle Cutscene:
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    BAZINGA! (not a correct translation by the way XD)

    With this the castle is now destroyed and therefore escape the Lesbian Vampire Killers. That makes sense, just keep quiet!

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    Not shown in the Video either:
    There appears a star after beating the castle. It leads to a level. It's a Yoshi's House with a message box:

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    Without Yoshi:
    With that Mario somehow managed to do it. Why that is will not be told. Cya!

    With Yoshi (there is no way to get Yoshi in this hack!):
    HACKER LOL
    LOL HACKERHACKER
    LOL
    LOL HACKERHACKER
    LOL
    LOL HACKERHACKER
    LOL
    LOL HACKERHACKER L

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