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  • The Deductive Logic Love Song

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    The Deductive Logic Love Song
    by Vivian Feldblyum

    Alternatively titled:
    ∃x(Loves(i, x) ∧ ∀y(Loves(i, y) → x=y)) ∧ Loves(i, you)

    *Special thanks to Michael Hallett, Claire, Alex, and Myra.*

    Chords:
    F# C# D#m B (Verse)
    F# D#m B C# (Chorus)
    G#m C# A# D#m G#m C# F# (Bridge)

    Lyrics:
    The Deductive Logic Love Song
    ∃x(Loves(i, x) ∧ ∀y(Loves(i, y) → x=y)) ∧ Loves(i, you)
    by Vivian Feldblyum

    i know this will come off quite strange
    don't know how else to say this
    so please just hear me out
    i'm not usually this courageous

    i heard a rumor on the street
    that you really like to dance
    and that boolean connectives
    are the way into your pants, so...

    posit a universe of discourse consist-
    -ing of you and me
    i promise that i won't use force
    and that i'll make you see

    i'll use deductive logic
    in a strange attempt to woo
    you see i love exactly one person
    and that person is you

    our predicate symbol Loves(x, y)
    stands for x loves the latter
    The names, of course, are 'you' and 'i'
    quite a straightforward matter

    there exists some person x
    such that i love x, and
    for every person y
    i'd like to hold their hand

    for if I love y
    then it must be true
    x and y are the same person
    and that person is you

    i hope deductive logic
    has unlocked your heart
    perhaps this silly song i sing
    will be our start

    posit a universe of discourse consist-
    -ing of you and me
    i promise that i won't use force
    and that i'll make you see

    i'll use deductive logic
    in a strange attempt to woo
    you see i love exactly one person
    and that person is you

    i think this has negated
    your confused feelings about me
    i'm stating logical truths
    so there's no way you can't agree.

    i guess you're now my boyfriend
    and that you've already guessed
    that of all the people in the world
    i love you best. Show less
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