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  • Bellylicious: A Pregnant Girl Anthem

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    (I'm 34 weeks pregnant today!! ^_^)
    A parody of Destiny's Child's Bootylicioius. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED!!! Rewrite by Tpeach

    LYRICS:

    Tpeach, can you handle this?
    tPEACH, can you handle this?
    Tpeachis, can you handle this?
    I don't think I can handle this. Whoo!

    Belly moving, no sleep at night
    Feeling cranky, feeling tired
    back is aching, muscles tight
    face is swollen, but is wide!

    Trimester 3, a few weeks left
    then it's over, COME ON BABY!
    I just wanna set him free
    when he comes I'll be relieved.

    You gotta do much better if you gon' birth this child on time
    You gotta work your belly if you gon' birth this child on time
    OUCH my hips!
    Carefully, you're carrying baby!
    You've done proved you can handle me!
    By the time your labor comes, then we'll really see.
    Pack up your birth bag, it's almost take off.

    Chorus:
    I don't think you're ready for this belly
    I don't think you're ready for this belly
    I don't think you're ready for this!
    'Cause my body's too bellylicious for you babe!

    Don't think I was ready for this belly
    Don't think I was ready for this belly
    Don't think I was ready for this!
    'Cause my body's too bellylicious for you baby!

    Move your belly up and down.
    Make your belly touch the ground.
    Okay, maybe not that far.
    When it's time you'll thank me for the exercise.

    I do my kegels at every chance
    When I whip with my hips, I slip 'cause I can't dance
    I'm hoping I can handle it when labor kicks my ass
    I'mma sit on down while I scat this jazz!

    *scatting*
    My body hurts! My body hurts!
    Pow pow pow POW!

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