Really, it's not a lot. In keeping with my annual unless I forget or run out of time tradition, I present to you my holiday parody for 2018.
Yeah yeah yeah it's the 27th but IT AIN'T OVER TIL I SING.
Santa Baby (Middle Class Edition)
Santa baby, a bra that isn’t 7 years old, end-of-road
Something nice like Hanes or Kohl’s
Santa baby, optimally with wires unexposed (but it’s not a dealbreaker)
Santa baby, mouthwash without a bad aftertaste would be great
Eau de pencil shavings deflate
Santa baby, to use it on our very next date
In the dead of winter on the coldest nights,
To turn the thermostat higher than 65
Unless you want to bump my salary
Up to four figures--oh yeah, baby! High-five!
Santa baby, I want a flu shot and really that’s not a lot
Been in danger all year
Santa baby, and TP greater than one-ply *giggle*
Santa cutie, medication for my flesh-eating amoeba.
It feeds on soft tissues in my butt
Santa baby, if you do you can join that parasite (Careful, it’s contagious)
Santa honey, and fill my stocking with Ritz and Flekks [Frosted Flakes with liberties] and Chex
Or generic is fine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Trim my tree and don’t be late
With some decorations, brand name: Equate
I really do believe in you
Santa: PFFFFFFT, what are you, in fifth grade? Loser!
Ba doopey doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring...worm cream
I get them on my toes!
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
I’m waiting for you arms open wide
Lyrics by Melanie Lech except for the ones that are the same as in the original Santa Baby
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