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  • The Lovely Brothers - McGoth

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    The Lovely Brothers perform a song about spying on a goth eating a happy meal in McDonald's. (http://www.thelovelybrother...)

    Filmed by Caroline Iandoli @ Komedia, Brighton (11/18/12)

    McGoth Lyrics:

    I spy, through the window of McDonald's
    A figure dressed in black
    Fishnet stockings and top hat

    I spy, a massive bulging stomach
    It's not easy to ignore
    Seems that she's been here before

    There's a goth! There's a goth! There's a goth in McDonald's
    Is she the real-deal?
    Well, look at how she's dressed
    There's a goth! Where's a goth? There's a goth in McDonald's
    She's got a happy meal
    But she still looks depressed

    She's looking pale, is she ashamed
    Of funding exploitation?
    Surely even Ronald
    Doesn't wear that much foundation?

    And does she know the logo
    Is a visual metaphor?
    It's a pair of golden arches
    Cos they're pissing on the poor

    Perhaps she's here to worship
    Her satanic deities
    Does she like the stench of death
    That pervades all Maccy D's?

    And is it merely ketchup
    That is trickling down her chin?
    Or the bloody remnants of
    A sacrificial offering?

    There's a goth! There's a goth! There's a goth in McDonald's
    Is she the real-deal?
    Well, look at how she's dressed
    There's a goth! Where's a goth? There's a goth in McDonald's
    She's got a happy meal
    But she still looks depressed

    Does she worry
    About the slurry
    That went into her McFlurry?

    Does it irk her
    That her burger
    Is a product of McMurder?

    Is she pleased
    By plastic cheese
    And cows with STDs?

    Is she only
    Feeling lonely?
    Or is she a total phoney?

    Just a faker?
    And a traitor
    With a waist like the equator

    Does she care
    That people stare
    Is that the reason why she's there?

    There's a goth! There's a goth! There's a goth in McDonald's
    Her fangs begin to bite
    It's like witnessing a rape
    There's a goth! Where's a goth? There's a goth in McDonald's
    I don't think she deserves the right
    To wear that velvet cape Show less
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