• So, by your illogic, shouldn't we let in brown Spanish/Italians? No whites, so if i get a tan can i come in? What if someone's half-german & half-black? And Canadians are pretty fuckin European!!

    Go back to Haiti & take your KKK butt-buddy with you.

    What Secretly Happens Before EVERY Late-Night Talk Show - Penn Point - Duration: 9:19.

    • 4 years ago
    Looking for more tricks to show off? Check out Scam School with Brian Brushwood: http://vid.io/xoE
    Penn reveals what makes David Letterman and Jay Leno look like fun guys: the little known intervie...
  • Best part: When Captain Jackoff looks at the screen showing the pile of dead engineers (i.e the most important discovery in history ever always), while his comrades are trapped in there, & he's just picked up a moving life sign...What's he do? Turn off dat TV, get drunk, screw, take a nap. At least 1 other dipshit gets drunk, while 1 gets stoned...after finding an alien civilization bwahaha it's like a slasher flick, "dude don't go over there, wait touch the sharp snake...DUDE AWESOMEDUDE ""BROE

    Prometheus Alternate Scene: "The Engineer Speaks" - Duration: 0:51.

    • 2 years ago
    Watch this alternate scene from "Prometheus" with Michael Fassbender and Guy Pearce, and own an exclusive edition of "Prometheus" only on Xbox Video!
  • Haha this is some funny shit...more fun than actually playing the game!

    Surgeon Simulator 2013 - Ambulance Brain & Kidney Transplant - Duration: 9:28.

    • 1 year ago
    Saving Bob's Life again in the Full Game, out on Steam today!
    Made by Glorious: http://www.bossastudios.com/
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  • Which movie is the last one?

    my top 5 deaths you didn't see coming - Duration: 1:01.

    • 5 years ago
    Don't mind the stupid windows moviemaker format,
    didn't feel like changing it, enjoy
  • Night Owl said & did nothing as his friend was about to die, then kept the big secret & lived happily ever after.

    Watchmen - Rorschach's Death (HQ) - Duration: 1:37.

    • 5 years ago
    Possibly my favorite scene from Watchmen.
    "What are you waiting for? Do it...DO IT!"
    "I cannot change human nature"

    *I do not own this video. Simply promoting my favorite movie*

  • Rorschach won man, dead or not...he dropped off his journal & everyone found out about your evil plan in the end! FAIL

    Ozymandias vs Rorschach and Nite Owl II - Duration: 4:30.

    • 4 years ago
  • i thought he said "It's all a joke...They'll forgive me"...implying he knew he didn't deserve it.

    WATCHMEN - Ozymandias vs The Comedian - Duration: 3:23.

    • 5 years ago
    Requested by a friend. Topic: Why did Edward said "It's a joke. It's all a joke. Mother forgive me"?

    sorry about out of sync audio.
  • Movie fighting:

    1. Always spin, whenever possible. Spinning around in a circle is much better than just striking normally. Your opponent will never expect it, even though he is often spinning too.

    2. When prone on the ground & attacked, simply roll to the side & you cannot be hit. This works multiple times.

    3. If a weapon is nearby on the ground, grab it. They won't even see you do it.

    4. Shields are great weapons. They can easily knock down huge opponents or can be thrown with great accuracy.

    Top Five Movie Fight Scenes - Duration: 10:11.

    • 3 years ago
    5: Aragorn vs. Lurtz (Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the ring: 2001)

    4: Leonidas vs. The Immortal (300: 2006)

    3: Neo vs. Agent Smith (The Matrix: Revolutions: 2003)

    2: Dumbledore vs....
  • At 0:38, When he tosses the sword...what if she didn't duck fast enough, or turn around in time?? Then she'd be dead, & the bad guy would be standing there going "HAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCKER" and Spartafag wouldn't even have his sword so he'd have to run w/pants full of shit.

    The Best of Spartacus - Epic Spartacus Whitfield Moments - Best Arena Battles and Fights Scenes - Duration: 2:45.

    • 1 year ago
    The Best Spartacus Fight Scenes - Best of And Whitfield The Original Spartacus - The Ultimate Gladiator Fights Scenes from Spartacus.

    Andy Whitfield as Spartacus Doing What He Does Best...Winning!...
  • Best death scene in HISTORY! - Duration: 0:16.

    • 4 years ago
    Just the best death scene in history
  • Nope i said Her not She :P

    10 Highly Disputed Borders - Duration: 2:03.

    • 3 years ago
    Here are 10 national borders that have caused historical conflict.

    Check out some of our most Bizarre and interesting video's in this cool playlist.. @ http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=93...
  • More people are killed by elephants than by sharks.

    Anyone who goes into an animal's cage, or natural habitat, is basically trespassing, & should be ready for the worst.

    Grizzly Bear Attacks Hiker and Then Eats Him - Duration: 1:19.

    • 2 years ago
    49-year-old Richard White was killed by a grizzly bear and his attack was captured on camera.
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  • Your comment is a useless waste of space because you accuse me of supporting things i don't, & with no good reason. It doesn't even make sense...

    It's like me saying you are a racist & you litter.

    Henry Rollins: Education is the End of Disaster Capitalism - Duration: 5:08.

    • 2 years ago
    Henry Rollins says "let's make college tuition either free or really low and if you have a country full of whip-crack smart people you have a country the rest of the world will fear."

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  • haha holy shit that's sweet! and funny!!

    The Only Man In The World Who Can Swim With A Polar Bear: Grizzly Man - Duration: 2:16.

    • 2 years ago
    The Only Man In The World Who Can Swim With A Polar Bear: Grizzly Man

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    Grizzly man Mark Dumas, 60, is the only man in the world that can swim with a polar bear. The...
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  • Somewhat disturbing..

    Stuttering Comedian Owns Heckler - Duration: 3:15.

    • 2 years ago
    Nina just isn't a stand up comedian. She is also an "inspirational speaker" and goes to colleges, organization and corporations to talk about Disability issues. For fun and dynamic keynotes and w...
  • Loveline - 2006-04-10 (Guest - Daniel Tosh) - Duration: 1:32:16.

    • 1 year ago
  • Why do rapists get such a hard time?!!?

    I understand rap isn't for everyone, but you shouldn't imprison people just for rapping!!

    Sarah Silverman on Rape Jokes (7-6-12) - Duration: 2:05.

    • 2 years ago
    Sarah Silverman does a bit on rape jokes, ironically on the same night as the now infamous Daniel Tosh incident. From her July 6th show at Foxwoods Casino.
  • Doug Stanhope - ON WHY YOUR OPINION DOESNT MATTER on Charlie Brookers Newswipe s02e05 Feb 2010 - Duration: 3:35.

    • 5 years ago
    Doug informs us that our opinions do not matter. And quite right too, he is.

    Doug Stanhope - Voice of America*

    *Mr Stanhope's views do not necessarily represent those of America

    "I'm Doug...
  • what you heard as heroic, i heard as dramatic.

    Male lion digs up Hyena den and kills cubs - Duration: 1:50.

    • 2 years ago
    Something completey differnt here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aee-A-vM2fM

    This is what it takes to be number 1 at all cost, eliminate your competition at all costs.
  • One could just as well say it's suicide to live in L.A, where chances of getting killed are wayyyyyy higher.

    Personally, i'd rather get ate by da bears instead of get murdered by a crackhead & have my body buried in a box...nobody questions the weirdness of THAT, haha.

    Grizzly Man Ending - Duration: 5:27.

    • 3 years ago
    Grizzly Man
  • What a bunch of assholes.

    fatal bear attack - Duration: 0:36.

    • 4 years ago
    bear handling fail
  • I dunno, but we all must experience it....to me, the designs look a bit like paisley after i rub my eyes.

    Seeing Sound, Tasting Color: Synesthesia - Duration: 2:33.

    • 2 years ago
    "There are many different forms," says David Eagleman, a neuroscientist known for his ability to garner important insights into the nature of perception and consciousness through idiosyncratic met...
  • "I hate jokes, they're never funny."

    ..Who is this guy? Never mind, don't care.

    John Waters's Favorite Bars - Duration: 2:44.

    • 3 years ago
    Waters tells about some of his favorite bars, including those rare gay bars that play rap music. "Rap music, for some reason, really alienates gay people, which makes me laugh."
  • Louis CK Punches Dog In The Face To Save Her Life - Conan On TBS - Duration: 4:17.

    • 3 years ago
    Watch CONAN @ http://teamcoco.com - Louis CK explains how he saved a dog's life by punching it in the face. Hey, we've all been there.
  • Kerbal Space Program - Killer Asteroid Part 3 - Science Mission - Duration: 14:40.

    • 1 year ago
    Kerbal scientists in charge of the Sentinel Project have found an asteroid on its way to Kerbin in 12,000 Kerbin days, unless something is done it will collide with the planet and surely lead to te...
  • Episode 7-The Kerbal International Space Station - Duration: 21:08.

    • 1 year ago
    We receive very sad news about the 2 Kerbals on the mun which results in the launch of our very 1st phase of our KISS(Kerbal International Space Station)!!!

    For those who want to send their parts ...
  • this is actually pretty funny, i can't believe they get away w/saying all that shit!

    Gay Guys Pick Up Girls - Duration: 5:34.

    • 3 years ago
    The secret to true confidence: http://bit.ly/yttlpg

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    He's actually not gay. He's a pastor. Can gay guys try corny pick up lines and get a girl's numbe...
  • Actually, blacks are at least 15% of "the" (US) population.

    And never mind Africa, w/a 1 billion population, that whole place has been on welfare a long time.

    Chris Rock's BEST JOKE EVER on Real Time with Bill Maher - Duration: 0:27.

    • 3 years ago
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  • Dylan Moran - Monster - Duration: 1:27:51.

    • 3 years ago
    Dylan Moran. Man. Legend. Irish.

    His "Monster" tour from 2004
  • looks/sounds like the same guy who was in the retarded Clash of the Titans remake..?

    Spartacus | Blood and Sand - A Lesson from the Champion of Capua | STARZ - Duration: 2:21.

    • 4 years ago
    Episode 108 'Mark of the Brotherhood' Spartacus makes his point at Crixus expense.

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    Watch the first full episode of Spartacus Season 1 f...
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