Remember when going out used to be fun? Do you prefer dancing to posing? Does your idea of dressing to impress have nothing to do with designer labels and everything to do with finding a gorilla costume in the perfect shade of purple? Bored of identikit 'edgy' nights called Fraktion, Elastik, and other ironically misspelt words? Well despair no more because THE HONG KONG PING PONG CLUB is here to restore your faith in the weekends!