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  • Zombie Bride

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    Lyrics: It's the saddest kind of story, any lover will ever know
    You married up your sweetheart, went shoppin for a bungalow
    Found a place out in the suburbs, where you could live in style
    And everything was kosher, for awhile
    Then one day you come home, found the neighbors have all died
    Thefir body parts is strewn, all around the countryside
    And your sweeties in the kitchen, makin a mincemeat pie
    That's when you know you got a zombie bride

    Well you can't take her to no parties, there's nowhere that you can go
    She tore apart the usher, at the late night picture show
    Yeah, just like a tasty tater chip, she can't eat just one
    Her taste for human flesh has just begun

    Well you tried some couples therapy, but it just didn't take
    The counselor wound up dead and ground up on your baby's plate
    Now your soul is wracked with anguish, you;re contemplating suicide
    Because you know you got a zombie Bride

    Well you can't be sentimental Jim, it's far too late for that
    She ate your favorite niece and sucked the bones out of your cat
    Now this woman, she's a menace Jim, she got to be put down
    nobodies safe until she's in the ground

    Just put a bullet in her brain Jim, yeah that's the place to start
    Then drive a wooden stake into her heart

    It's the saddest kind of story, any lover will ever know
    Now your zombie bride resides in hell......below Show less
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