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  • The Drug Rug Rap

    48,373 views 2 years ago
    An anthem for the kids out there

    This hit single is now on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us...

    Who's the other kid? It's John http://www.youtube.com/slyf...

    My tweets are here: http://www.twitter.com/funnyz

    Lyrics!

    two zero one three, got that drug rug status
    gotta get in my getup: drug rug apparatus
    we live in america, where it's legal to wear em
    glad we don't live in iraq where it's illegal to wear em
    do you need a clothing article thats itchy and fun
    I have this snappy drug rug, here's another one
    fits like a glove that doesn't really fit your hand
    but its cool, i follow trends and so i understand
    we wear drugs rugs every night and day
    but mostly during the day
    they make us look so cool, we really need a boat
    to keep the babes at bay
    i am very very popular in my school district
    i am the drug rug king and these teachers are wack s**t
    i wear them around thats basically all i do
    & i dont have any hobbies but who cares about hobbies

    listen, kids! this is the drug rug song!
    if you wanna be cool you can sing along
    if you don't then you can't cause aint so fly!
    John: we got drugs rugs on, you got a suit and tie!

    it's way cooler than sweaters, pants, and jeans
    a big hit at college, even with the deans
    they wanna F with the rug, i tell em take a hike
    cause im about to get blazed as hell..........SIKE
    sit down- take notes for a pop quiz in "rug-studies"
    just kidding quizzes suck all you need are rugs and "cudi"
    you can be dope like me in two steps or three
    literally if thats how far you walk to get to the boutique
    i've had a drug rug since 2001
    i was a kid back then, twas two thousand and fun
    when i wear my DR, i get way cooler
    the kids mistake me for ferris bueller
    we're sporting big ass m-f'n bajas
    we are now laughing at you like "haha"
    get in the drug rug dojo, the drug rug zone,
    its something you can do when youre all alone

    listen, kids! this is the drug rug song!
    if you wanna be cool you can sing along
    if you don't then you can't cause aint so fly!
    we got drugs rugs on, you got a suit and tie!




    were the drug rug kids and were cool as hell
    the popular kids used to beat us sill
    we getting babes lookin suave, got a road to pave
    the road to drug rug city
    yeah we're rugging and rolling call the rock doc
    drug rugs are dope- ain't no sock!!!
    call 911 on my drug rug fun,
    can you check the time? DRUG RUG O'CLOCK
    i'm wearing a drug rug, and that's what i like to do
    i wish i had a second one, so then i'd have two
    i wanna pass my drug rug onto my grandson
    and my grandaughter and my great grandson
    of my drug rug domain, i am the master
    i wish the factory men could make the rugs faster
    i am drug rug perfection youre a walking disaster
    im making a statement- damn the bastards

    listen, kids! this is the drug rug song!
    if you wanna be cool you can sing along
    if you don't then you can't cause aint so fly!
    we got drugs rugs on, you got a suit and tie!




    D we do cool things
    R were really really cool
    U we understand social issues plaguing america
    G were guys

    R were ridiculously cool
    U we live in the united states of america
    G gee, we're cool

    *dj goes wild*

    WERE JUST 2 KIDS LIVIN THE AMERICAN DRREAM
    WE GOT THAT DRUG RUG STATUS GOT THAT DRUG RUG GAME
    STANDS FOR D DOUBLE R E A M
    THESE DRUG RUGS CAUSING MAYHEM

    WERE JUST 2 KIDS LIVIN THE AMERICAN DRREAM
    WE GOT THAT DRUG RUG STATUS GOT THAT DRUG RUG GAME
    I'M A DRUG RUG DUDE I'M A DRUG RUG BRO
    DRUG RUGS SHOULDN'T STOP, DRUG RUGS SHOULD GO Show less
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