One problem with that theory- he's not staying "cool, calm and collected"- he's getting riled up and in peoples' faces. That's the point of the song.
I know it's the completely wrong genre for you, but you really should play it. The Half-Life universe is the most creative of pretty much any FPS series.
The spammers create a bunch of accounts, then use software which likes all of their posts as each account.
Pretty annoying, huh?
Adding to this, maybe a firework could go off when a new player is selected.
Oh, I loved Cybergladiators... because I thought that there was more to it. I kept trying to discover combos that didn't exist.