I think I am a moron because I really like you!
We Americans...well, we get a lot of bad news and sometimes it's nice to have a little laugh with a turkey and it's intended meal. Do you like watching bad news all the time?
EXCLUSIVE STORY IN AN ARDEN AREA NEIGHBORHOOD IN SACRAMENTO...
WILD TURKEYS...TWO IN PARTICULAR...ARE ATTACKING JOGGERS, KIDS IN STROLLERS, PEOPLE WALKING BY...CREATING SO MUCH FEAR THAT RESIDENTS HAVE STOPPED JOGGING...AND STARTED CARRYING STICKS AND BATS TO PROTECT THEMSELVES.
NEWSTEN'S DUFFY KELLY DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE TERRIBLE TOM STORIES AT FACE VALUE. SHE TRIED TO WALK PAST ONE OF TWO TURKEY SUSPECTS AND SEE FOR HERSELF IF RUMORS WERE TRUE.