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Questions & Answers – Inspired by actual YouTube comments:
Q: Can I leave a thoughtful comment, tip, or constructive criticism regarding your video?
Q: Will you advise me on a particular problem I’m having that is similar to what I saw in the video?
Q: I’m upset that you forced me to watch your free video and through the use of subtle mind control you removed my ability to press the stop button. Now, what are you going to do to make this right?
A: Send you an invoice?
Q: One time I used a potato for a camera and videotaped two kids jumping on a trampoline – it was easy. I’ve never edited a video but can I comment about how easy it is?
Q: I have problems with obsession and you are my new BFF. Will you talk to me 24/7/365?
Q: Where do you live? Where do you live? Where do you live?
A: Sigh, see above.
Q: Can I meet with you?
Q: I’m a professional and as such I have a deep belief that ONLY professionals are allowed to do what you did in the video. I have a God given right to charge excessively for it too. Are you professionals?
Q: You didn’t show the circuit-breaker being turned off - therefore it didn’t happen. Won’t people get poked with 120 volts from their finger up to their elbow if they don’t turn the breaker or switch off?
A: Yes, we suspect they would.
Q: I’m 80 and have 85 years-experience. You did it wrong in your video. Will you remove your video from YouTube?
A: No, and your experience makes you sound old and inflexible.
Q: I did a safety-audit regarding your video – can I post all of the unsafe things you did?
A: It’s a safe bet we’ll delete your comments.
Q: I’m a professional and your video diminishes my ability to earn a living. Can I leave a comment whining about that?
A: Hmm, let’s see. No.
Q: I’m smart and you’re dumb. I know everything there is to know about the subject you showed in the video and I want to blather on about how much I know. Can I talk about me?
A: You need to get yourself a girl, mate.
Q: I’m 40 and live in my mom’s basement. I’m feeling poorly about myself and I want to take it out on you with complete anonymity, can I do that?
A: Sure. As long as you don’t mind us deleting your comment and banning you from the channel.
Q: Hey! I have a right to say whatever I want don’t I?
A: Yes. Yes you do. See above.