On the day after election day I will be holding a drawing to win one computer gaming console. Entries will be sent to the @TeamEichenauer handle on Facebook. One entry per person or dog or cat or otherwise sentient being. The format of an entry is as follows:
Yes, yes, yes! Thane Eichenauer for Constable! I want ONEOFTHISKINDOFCONSOLE! Yes, yes, yes!
You must be a supporter of @TeamEichenauer on Facebook to enter the drawing. The selection will be made by the most attractive human, dog, cat, fish or sentient reptile to congratulate Thane on election night. Any disputes about this contest will be appealed to the duly elected Justice of the Peace of Encanto Justice Precinct, Maricopa county, Arizona, united States of Ameria, Earth. In the absence of a clear winner the backup arbitrator will be selected by Arizona Supreme Court Justice Clint Bolick or his alternate Michael KIelsky of Mesa, Arizona.