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  • Mitt Romney Parody: Full of Mitt

    85,890 views 2 years ago
    Writer/Actor: Ben Sheehan
    Director: Jackson Adams
    AD: George Hrico
    Producer: Cara McKeown & Brad Simpson
    DP: Alan Gwizdowski
    1st AC: Frank Mobilio
    Editor: Scott Morris
    Production Designer: Jack Reed
    Art Assistant: Ele Woods
    Wardrobe: B.K. Phillips
    Wardrobe Assistant: Susan Acosta
    Hair & Makeup: Angie Johnson
    Gaffer: Jesse Sperling
    Grip: Scott Ray
    PA: Chloe Medghalchi

    Featuring Molly McQueen, Nic Stanich, Darnell Baldwin, Tony Wilcox, Mark Rossignol, Lucas Davis, Dave Bean

    MUSIC
    Lyrics/Vocals/Production: Ben Sheehan
    Mixer: Jamie Hill at Secret Agent Audio Services
    Based on "Graduation (Friends Forever)" by Vitamin C and Pachelbel's Canon

    LYRICS
    I was born in Bloomfield in the Hills above
    I'm called Mitt 'cause I fit the people like a glove
    I've been CEO and governor too
    Plus I'm fluent in Francais like Pepe Le Pew
    Some call me shallow or out of touch
    But I don't think a ten grand bet is that much
    In fact I'm like you; unemployed
    But unlike you I'll be fine when your savings are destroyed
    I'll say whatever I need to get through
    To raise unlimited funds from a couple of white dudes
    I say it's legal, you say it's unfair
    You call me a bully, I say, "I'll cut your hair"
    'Cause I'm full of Mitt

    He's so full of...he's so packed with...
    I'm so rich it's funny; drop the 'R', flip the 'O' and the 'M', and I'm "money"
    Full of Mitt...
    He's so full of...he's so packed with...
    I always buy a massage for Rafalca when she wins at dressage

    I've got cash; I've got looks
    I'm Top Chef when it comes to cooking books
    They say my campaign is hurt by Bain,
    But not as much as Bruce Wayne was hurt by Bane
    'Cause politics is a game, a Game of Thrones
    But instead of land it's Congressmen and Senators you own
    As for Obama, he'll do more of the same
    Bail out the auto industry and Wall Street for Main
    So he killed Bin Laden and got us out of Iraq
    And managed to cut taxes for the middle class
    And reform healthcare with a personal mandate
    Based on a plan I put forth in my home state
    But I'm Mitt; I'm gonna survive
    I'm one of People's Most Beautiful People Alive
    Remember corporations are people, too, my friends,
    So let's have a Tea Party and take our chorus back again
    Full of Mitt...

    He's so full of...he's so packed with...
    I'm no robot; the press says I'm stiff, but Ann says I'm not
    He's so full of...he's so packed with...
    Every time he speaks a word it's...full of Mitt
    He's so full of...he's so packed with...
    Why won't he release his taxes?
    He's so full of...he's so packed with...
    Every time he speaks a word it's... Show less
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