xXx420_YoLoSWAG_xXX asks: “Does The Bearded Man have parents!?” Well, Mr. Swag, the answer is a resounding yes. Papa Bearded Man was a brick layer from Brooklyn — a 2 pack of cigarettes and 6 pack of beer a day kinda guy. Big momma Man was a sweet character, like one of the models from the Home Shopping Network in a bygone era, over-the-top hairspray, perm and all. Indeed, these salt o' the earth folk can hardly be blamed for The Bearded Man’s awesomeness. Amicable though they were, they certainly didn’t exhibit the spark of brilliance that makes The Bearded Man who he is. When our hero left home, he bid them farewell and set out on his lifelong quest for sun and ultimate sexiness. ‘Movin On’… He got his first big break when he met Twax and Solomina and the rest, as they say, is history.