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why Death Note characters really died: L: diabetes. *sorry L* Matt: lung cancer. *sorry Matt* Light: He found a Death Note. *I wonder what it's like in the no Heaven no Hell place* Mello: zits *sorry Mello* Near: WTH HE DOESNT DIE *huh?* Takada: drunkness *XD* Light's dad: not enough sleep *that should be L's 2nd cause* Ukita: fear *who's that again?* Mikami: he said eliminate too much so Light killed him *and that GOD! GOD! was kinda annoying to* Watari: old age *...*
Higuchi: Misa didnt like him too much... *get it?* Damewaga: fatness *O_o*