#QME what time were you born on your birthday?
1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.
AY WTF WATCH YOURSELF
I didn't hear the poop
All right so let's give every single American a computer and a link to his video, the ratio would be exactly the same; if not more embarrassing.
I SAW THAT SHIT COMING FROM BEHIND YOU AND I YELLED BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR AND THEN I SCREAMED AND OH MY GOD
"Gimme those knuckles now" I think I may have lost an ovary to the way he said that
I BOOPED MY PANTS WHEN THAT ZOMBIE CAME OUT OF THE STALL
oh my god you mentioned starcraft i think i'm in love.
What does he have in his ears :(