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  • How to pronounce Van Gogh

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    • Poor Phraser on helium - Sexual Partners - Duration: 22 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      • 101 views
      Poor Phraser recites short poems on helium #4. SEXUAL PARTNERS

      The sex with your wife
      is the best of your life
      but her secret you'd curse
      (it's not the best sex of hers)
    • Open Mic in Sydney - Duration: 2 minutes, 23 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      • 229 views
      Recorded at the The Friend In Hand Hotel, Glebe.
      2 September 2014.

      Poor Phraser performs two short poems: Lessons in Language + A Warning to Immature Boyfriends.

      Thanks to everyone at 'Word in H...
    • BRASIL WORLD CUP 2014 FOOTIE SONG (with apologies to Adam & Joe) - Duration: 2 minutes, 55 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      • 84 views
      Watching the World Cup and looking at YouTube, I spent a whole second half mucking about with this for my own amusement. Now I'm foisting on YouTube for your unamusement. Couldn't be arsed to make ...
    • Extreme Sport - Duration: 11 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 33 views
      Why does he love to stand
      behind a horse and irritate its rump
      with a blast of air from a bicycle pump?
      he gets a kick out of it, of course
    • Why do men pay for sex? - Duration: 17 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 279 views
      Why do men pay for sex? she asked
      He answered her with laughter
      For no man buys the act of love
      He pays to leave straight after

      A short poem by Poor Phraser
    • Will Never Marry? - Duration: 18 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 57 views
      I don't believe in marriage but I want to marry you
      I'm not wedded to a wedding but you make me think 'I do'
      I disbelieve all happy endings but you tempt me they are true
      Now I wonder should I sta...
    • True Americans - Duration: 41 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 73 views
      I love True Americans
      True Americans love guns
      True Americans buy rifles
      for their daughter and their sons

      I love True Americans
      They'll shoot those damn fanatics
      who want to bring in gun contr...
    • Poor Phraser on helium - Yadda Yadda - Duration: 16 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 116 views
      Poor Phraser recites short poems on helium #3. YADDA YADDA

      My girlfriend complains
      that I don't pay her
      enough attention.

      At least
      I think that's what
      she said.
    • Poor Phraser on helium - I suck at succeeding - Duration: 12 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 161 views
      Poor Phraser recites short poems on helium #2. I SUCK AT SUCCEEDING

      The world
      is my oyster
      but I'm allergic
      to shellfish
    • Poor Phraser on helium - Optimist's Breakfast - Duration: 21 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 36 views
      Poor Phraser recites short poems on helium. #1. OPTIMIST'S BREAKFAST.


      If we had any eggs

      we could have eggs and bacon

      if we had any bacon
    • How to pronounce Van Gogh - Duration: 26 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 9,741 views
      How does one correctly pronounce the name Van Gogh? This should clear things up a bit.
    • Drunk Dad lighting xmas pudding - Duration: 2 minutes, 20 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 511 views
      Slurring words, flammable liquids and fire. How to light a christmas pudding.
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