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  • Emo Meets God (& God Is Good)

    153,927 views 6 days ago
    I know what you're thinking, this is blasphemy... well, I met God... well, don't want to spoil the video (so stop reading this till it's done) - But the God I met was not the God you have been taught about in the Bible, no... no I was meeting an incredible God who's first name is "Panda". He is kind, considerate & wants to help people. Problem is, his powers are very limited, so he can't do that much to help everyone.

    Now the actual God? He or she may be out there... but if they are, they have a lotta explaining to do!

    Side note: This entire script was inspired by internet memes. So many good points, many which I covered myself in the past mixed with new logic flaws... fun stuff :)

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    • Emo Meets God (& God Is Good) - Duration: 2 minutes, 10 seconds.

      • 6 days ago
      I know what you're thinking, this is blasphemy... well, I met God... well, don't want to spoil the video (so stop reading this till it's done) - But the God I met was not the God you have been taug...
    • My Girl Self (Male To Female Transition) - Duration: 107 seconds.

      • 1 week ago
      I have transitioned from male to female quite a bit in the past in my videos... why not make a video about that transition? I know I still look masculine even dressed as a woman... but it's interes...
    • My Suicide Attempt (Goodbye) - Duration: 4 minutes, 26 seconds.

      • 2 weeks ago
      No, I'm not dead. This video is on a comedy channel. With that being said, oh god you guys :'( The emotional pain is too intense. No one is buying my book and I can't take it because I spent like 3...
    • I Got My First Period (Bled Through My Pants) - Duration: 3 minutes, 51 seconds.

      • 3 weeks ago
      You guys, I got my first period today... fortunately I had my 5lb camera with me when I got locked out so I could capture all this legitimate and not at all staged drama.

      I wore white pants, can y...
    • Onision Interviews ANDY BIERSACK (Finally!) - Duration: 117 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      Andy Biersack finally sat down and did an interview with me... yes, I may have ruined it, but I said what I needed to say, so no regrets. If you loved this video, let Andy know!
    • Yes, I Cheated On My Wife (Ashley Madison Husband) - Duration: 3 minutes, 36 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      My Christian wife found out I was on Ashley Madison and had an up to date subscription so she left me, but it's ok because God forgives me, so now I'm going to find a new woman who understands me b...
    • If I Met Andy Biersack (Expectation vs Reality) - Duration: 57 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      Andy Biersack is from the Black Veil Brides and has a Blu Ray movie out (he performs on stage like a beast), get it on Amazon: also, please tweet @AndyBVB to let him know wha...
    • REVEALING PREGNANCY TO MY WIFE! (Lainey's Pregnant!) - Duration: 3 minutes, 33 seconds.

      • 1 month ago
      Onision's wife, Lainey, is *gasp* pregnant!? Lainey doesn't flush the toilet at night because she doesn't want to wake up the kids (disgusting) so Onision got out a pregnancy test and tested the wa...
    • How To Deal With A Cutter (Self-Harm Prevention) - Duration: 114 seconds.

      • 2 months ago
      Cutters are often teens, teenagers who harm themselves because they aren't in a stable state of mind. People who are sane don't commit pointless acts of violence against themselves, so what do you ...
    • I'm Un-Quitting YouTube (Hannah Minx Returns) - Duration: 109 seconds.

      • 2 months ago
      In her last video Hannah Minx explained why she quit YouTube, now she's explaining why she is returning to YouTube. The girl who played Hannah Minx:
    • I Can't Do This Anymore (I Give Up) - Duration: 6 minutes, 18 seconds.

      • 2 months ago
      I can't believe after the two previous videos you guys still don't accept me for coming out. You think this is all some kind of joke? What kind of person jokes about this? I can't do this anymore, ...
    • 10 Things I Hate About Video Games - Duration: 3 minutes, 25 seconds.

      • 2 months ago
      Playing video games is normally pretty fun, but at points games can get so annoying that they make you want to quit, scream and even some people get the urge to break the controller... sign you nee...
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    Onision plays Light Yagami, L, Misa, Ryuk & other Death Note characters in this Death Note parody series.
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    A series of Joker parody videos by Onision. Join The Onision Joker in various moments & episodes.
    • JOKER VS RUBIK'S CUBE (How To Solve The Rubik's Cube) - Duration: 2 minutes, 11 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      The Joker takes on the rubik's cube with absolute skill and genius. First he will solve this puzzle, and next, he will defeat batman. THE JOKER teaches you how to solve the RUBIK'S CUBE! :D!!!

    • BATMAN JOKER FUN - Duration: 2 minutes, 22 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      Joker makes a video phone call to THE BAT-MAN... problem is, Batman is technology-retarded.

      Cyr (aka Batman):
      Onision (aka Joker):

    • JOKER ROULETTE - Duration: 2 minutes, 43 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      The Batman & Joker play Russian Roulette... it doesn't end pretty, no matter which fate you chose.

      Who's your favorite? Who would you prefer have won? Batman? Joker?

      I personally think they s...
    • THE JOKER JOKE - Duration: 2 minutes, 4 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      I'm THE JOKER derp! I'm so dark & scary derp! I'm an eeeeevil criminal derp! In the butt derp! :P

      All hail the window licker DERP! :D!!! DERP!!!

    • Happy Birthday Song - Duration: 2 minutes, 7 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      The Happy Birthday song is now on iTunes!!!

      It's your birthday,
      Happy birthday,
      We have come to,
      Celebrate you.

    • RETARDED BATMAN - Duration: 100 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      This entire video I was just doing an impersonation of GIR from Invader Zim XD Could you tell?

      Anyway, it was really fun playing both roles... talking to myself... the editing was hectic though ...
    • JOKER BATMAN DRAMA - Duration: 2 minutes, 26 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      The Joker takes on Batman once again in a whole new way. Dramatic, intense... dramatic. This video has everything.

      Cyr's Channel:

      Facebook: http://facebook....
    • Batman Loses His Virginity - Duration: 96 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      Bane is one of the most intimidating villains... ever. So let's make a better love story than Twilight with him.

      Send Onision messages here:

    • I Was Drugged - Duration: 3 minutes, 47 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      I was barely conscious, left alone in the woods and a strange man kidnapped me... I... he... the video has all the details.

      I think he believes he's... a clown or something. What a freak.

    • Batman Blows Joker - Duration: 2 minutes, 35 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      Batman finally corners Joker but completely forgets the fact that he's taking on a dangerous armed criminal unprepared. Silly batman.

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    • I'M THE BATMAN (Song) - Duration: 104 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      NOW ON ITUNES!!!

      A music video about Batman and how "awesome" he "truly" is. "No really" he's "awesome". No but seriously, I...
    • FUN WITH JOKER!!! (+DRAW MY LIFE!!!) - Duration: 3 minutes, 1 second.

      • 2 years ago
      DRAW MY LIFE + FUN WITH ONISION + JOKER!?!?!?! ERRRMEHGEEERRRRDDD!!!! Notice the plastic shards hitting my face right after I preach about eye protection? :)

      Contact Me:
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