I know what you're thinking, this is blasphemy... well, I met God... well, don't want to spoil the video (so stop reading this till it's done) - But the God I met was not the God you have been taught about in the Bible, no... no I was meeting an incredible God who's first name is "Panda". He is kind, considerate & wants to help people. Problem is, his powers are very limited, so he can't do that much to help everyone.
Now the actual God? He or she may be out there... but if they are, they have a lotta explaining to do!
Side note: This entire script was inspired by internet memes. So many good points, many which I covered myself in the past mixed with new logic flaws... fun stuff :)