2 months ago
Where does Old Spice Swagger deodorant smell itself in five years? Under your arms in the corner office of that job you always wanted that’s making you rich and famous but still humble and really likeable.
Boss: If I hired you, what is your plan?
Intern: I see a few things changing. Less mergers and acquisitions. More charitable donations. Receiving pats on the back, Yes, but most importantly giving them… Accounts, 401Ks
Intern: Luggage. Saving the wildlife. Retiring on top. Letting boredom get the best of me.
Intern: And then returning triumphantly.
Intern: Smells like we're done here.
♫ Old Spice Whistle ♫