Did Ann Coulter just try to justify pot laws by saying that it doesn't need to be legal because it is safe to get it on the black market? Basically: "We don't need to let legitimate businesses take over because the criminals are doing a good enough job already."
YOU GUYS POT IS DANGEROUS! this one time, it made me eat two bags of chips and a whole jar of salsa! it took me nearly an hour to shit all that out the next day! it was horrible and painful. not to mention that my friend was all out of snacks. warn your friends about the dangers of pot so that they don't end up on the toilet, thousands of Tostitos in debt like me.
just for a little perspective, i'm an 18 year old boy, and i can imagine quite a few of the kids i went to high school with saying stupid shit like that online.