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  • 2009's "A Lady GaGa Christmas Medley" (parody)

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    I LOVE Lady GaGa, so it was a blast creating this parody of her.

    Parody music & lyrics: John Raymond Barker

    Let's have some yule and canes to lick. I want to take a ride on your peppermint stick.
    Let's hang the stocking on the brick. I want to take a ride on your peppermint stick.




    Ho-ho-ho-ho-hooo-ho-ho-ho-hooo-ho-ho-ho!
    Caught in a Christmas trance
    Ho-ho-ho-ho-hooo-ho-ho-ho-hooo-ho-ho-ho!
    Caught in a Christmas trance

    Fa-la-la-la-la-la!
    Fala-Fa-la-la-la!
    Fa-la-la-la-la-la!
    Want your Christmas trance

    Fa-la-la-la-la-la!
    Fala-Fa-la-la-la!
    Fa-la-la-la-la-la!
    Want your Christmas trance

    I want your holly




    I want your three kings
    I want your Santa




    I want his cookies.
    I want his gut




    (Gut-gut-gut I want his gut)

    Ho!

    I want your tinsel
    I want mince meat pie
    I want some mistletoe
    to kiss a hot guy
    I want some lust
    Lust-lust-lust
    Some Christmas lust

    You know that I'm naughty.
    And you know that I'm nice.
    I'm on your list and you can check it twice.

    I want your jingle bells
    I want your Grinch
    You and me could write a Christmas trance
    (Ho-ho-ho--ho-hooo!)

    I want your Rudolph
    I want your Frosty
    You and me could write a Christmas trance

    Fa-la-la-la-la-la!
    Fala-Fa-la-la-la!
    Fa-la-la-la-la-la!
    Fa la la
    Fa la la la

    I want to deck em like they do at North Pole please.
    Hark like angels, Christmas spangles, shepherds on their knees.
    Sugar plums and small boy drums, White Christmas would be hot.
    And then come all ye faithful--silent night is what it's not.

    Ho ho ho ho Ho ho ho ho ho ho
    I'll send a card
    We'll carol a lot

    Ho ho ho ho Ho ho ho ho ho ho
    A Christmas card
    with a bow in a knot

    Can't see my! Can't see my! No you can't see my ho ho ho face!
    (She's so jolly like no other!)
    Can't see my! Can't see my! No you can't see my ho ho ho face!
    (She's upsotting like no other)

    My ho ho ho ho face! My ho ho ho face!
    Fa la la la
    My ho ho ho ho face! My ho ho ho face!
    Fa la la la

    Red jelly beans
    Are so delicious
    Macy's Elf was so mean
    But that photo of us
    Oh it cost a price
    Ready for those Christmas lights
    Cause you Santa Baby I

    I'm your nicest fan. I'll follow you




    On Twitter give me
    Stocking Stocking tchotchkes

    Even though I'm newly superstar
    I'm begging you please
    for Stocking Stocking tchotchkes

    Promise to be kind




    And I won't stop until that toy is mine.
    Slide right down my chimney
    Chase you down until you give me
    Stocking Stocking tchotchkes

    Fa la la la

    Costume Design: Jared R. Pike & John Raymond Barker

    Direction & Editing: John Raymond Barker

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