Because it is a music video and not real life maybe?
At least the Cardinals winning the superbowl this year is possible. But evolution (and I mean macro-evolution) is scientically impossible & quite a foolish hypothesis. You are right that scientific theories are tested, examined and studied, but scietific hypothesis must be observed or evolution cannot be called science at all. Macro-evolution has never been observed, never been proven. And the fact that we know the DNA of one kind cannot produce the DNA of another kind disproves this absurdity.
Howard Stern has no idea what he is even talking about. There is zero evidence for evolution. As a matter of fact, all the evidence disproves the theory, and it is now another man-made lie thrown on the ash heap of other foolish man-made lies of history that contradict the truth of God's Word.
Actually, my friend, it is because I am a Christian that I know everyone does not recognize their own sinfulness and wretchedness. This is why preaching His law is vital. The law reveals our sinfulness, it is a schoolmaster that leads us to Christ. The law convicts a sinner. Everyone has a conscience and knows the basics of right and wrong, but it is the law that shines a light on our sinfulness and crushes us. Only from this place of humility can Jesus pick up the pieces. And all need Him.
You obviously do not take the bible seriously. And you have your own doctrine separate from the bible. You are not alone, sadly most of this world is in the same boat. And you are one of the many following the broad path to destruction, for the raod to life is narrow and only a few find it. You refuse to come to Jesus and be saved. I pray for your soul.