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I'm almost certainly human and nearly entirely male, though I'm figuratively a millionaire and metaphorically an ocean of volcanosauce on...
I'm almost certainly human and nearly entirely male, though I'm figuratively a millionaire and metaphorically an ocean of volcanosauce on stellarcakes.

If you've ever seen a beautiful girl slowly saunter across a pristine beach abreast a golden sunset, and slowly reach into her purse and remove bright yellow sunglasses as she blows a kiss your way...I want you to completely eviscerate that image from your brain, because I'm a gawky, skinny white kid from the mid-west.

My favorite stand-up comedians:
Steve Martin
Jim Carey 
David Cross
Eugene Mirman 
Bo Burnham
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