Mitten's likes Trees, Lakes, and his Holy magic Mormon long johns! Neo-con 'nutshell' McCain just likes Wars! 'Four More Wars!'
Mitten's likes Trees, Lakes, and his Holy magic Mormon long johns! Neo-con 'nutshell' McCain just likes Wars! 'Four More Wars!' The entire Repug nomination has already devolved into bullshit like who hates evolution and who wants to take health care away from old people, who loves Jesus and who really, really loves Jesus. It's fun to watch all this nonsense unfold knowing that Obama will be re-elected. Anyone with half a brain knows I am right, whether they want to admit it or not. It may not be by as big of a margin as once thought, but he will win. What a show it should be leading up to it though! It will be like watching a non-stop Republican comedy show. Even better than Saturday Night Live! Sad that the GOP don't have any REAL contenders to run against Obama, but it works to our advantage. Sorry Repugs, but it looks like you get to be miserable for yet another 4 years and I couldn't be happier about it.
Right-Wing Fun-time Jokes
Q: Why do Republicans love doing laundry?
A: They're naturals at separating the whites from the colors.
Q: Why do Republicans always love when a baseball pitcher throws a perfect game?
A: Better chance they get an excuse to write KKK all over their programs.
Q: Why did the Republicans kill Jesus?
A: He tried to cross the border.
Q: What do you call a Republican documentary about their hunt for Osama bin Laden?
A: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.