• FFAAA - 'One Year Anniversary' (v)

    418 views 3 years ago
    Now, this is a story all about how
    Whimsy flipped my SUV, turned it upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became a member of FF triple A.

    In west Balkan born and raised
    On the battleground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin some morphine outside of the school
    When a couple of kebabs who were up to no good
    Started shooting RPGs in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my commander got scared
    He said 'You're movin' with your auntie Whimsy and uncle Squid in Bel Air'

    I begged and pleaded commander day after day
    But he packed my ruck and sent me on my way
    He gave me a kiss and then he gave me a rifle.
    I put my PRC-343 on and said, 'Game time son'.

    First session, yo this is bad
    Drinking fuel out of a jerry can.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
    Hmmmmm this might be alright.

    But wait I hear they're tacticool, autistic, all that
    Is this the type of place that they just send this green cat?
    I don't think so
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the slav of Bel-Air

    Well, the server is up and when I got in
    There was a dude who looked like a PltCo standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get court martialed yet
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

    I whistled for a humvee and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this humvee was rare
    But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, squad to Bel Air'

    I pulled up to the mosque about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the PltCo 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the slav of Bel Air

    Music used: Earschplittenloudenboomer and For Ladies Only by Steppenwolf. Show less
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  • FFAAA - ArmA 2 - Saturdays Play all

    • ArmA 2 - FFAAA - Shorturday #01 - Duration: 23 minutes.

      • 2 years ago
      MISSION:1 00:00
      MISSION:2 09:09
      MISSION:3 15:15
      MISSION:4 20:26

      First (of hopefully many) attempts where I'll try to cut 3-5 hours of every saturday footage into ~20min+ of sex, morphine and rock&...
    • TEASER: Shorturday #02 - Duration: 43 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      Vicko touches himself every time you think of him...
    • ArmA 2 - FFAAA - Shorturday #02 - Duration: 27 minutes.

      • 2 years ago
      MISSION:1 00:00
      WHIMSYNATOR: 04:30
      MISSION:2 06:38
      MISSION:3 14:26

      First mission was quite a short one, we got hit hard, but got to watch glorious whimsy roll in a pile of sweaty marines.
      Second m...
    • TEASER: Shorturday #03 - Duration: 89 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      This pretty much sums up how mission 1 went for me.
      I did see an enemy at one point.... but it was through the binoculars 2 forests away from me so... yea.
      Will do what I can with missions 2&3 edit...
    • ArmA 2 - FFAAA - Shorturday #03 - Duration: 22 minutes.

      • 2 years ago
      MISSION 1: /watch?v=O7za6Lgqe00
      MISSION 2: 00:00
      MISSION 3: 10:44

      "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revol...
    • ArmA 2 - FFAAA - Shorturday #04 - Duration: 22 minutes.

      • 2 years ago
      MISSION 3: 00:00
      MISSION 4: 03:11
      PTSD: 18:15
      As it usually goes, after getting my st_hud and ace to work properly, my recording software broke, heh. So yea, missing first two missions which were c...
    • FFA_DM_01: Why is the Priest on fire? - Duration: 12 minutes.

      • 2 years ago
      Fun little free4all we did where I spend half of the game sitting on a turret laughing at people, and other half chasing a priest I set on fire as I felt sorry for my actions ;_;
    • LB_DM_01: Mac 'n' Cheeze - Duration: 10 minutes.

      • 2 years ago
      Cheeze won, trust me on this one.
    • LB_DM_02: Gonorrhea gonna gon. - Duration: 21 minutes.

      • 2 years ago
      SUDDEN DEATH: 13:06
      Gunner Rya takes the victory by crazy midair collision stun!
    • ArmA 2 - FFAAA - Shorturday #05 - Duration: 30 minutes.

      • 2 years ago
      MISSION 1: 00:00
      MISSION 2: 05:45
      MISSION 3: 15:22
      MISSION 4: 27:12

      Headless client really delivers what it promises. You shoot them in the head, but they still wake up and run around like chickens.
    • LB_DM_03: Pull lever in case of Warlord - Duration: 21 minutes.

      • 2 years ago
      My best flying yet, with another crash into the ground, heh.
      Got sprayed on foot while trying to get my gun out of the littlebird.
      Warlord takes the cake in an amazing final battle, after a 4 way t...
    • SHORT: Then Rob was like "Blurg Blurg Blurg Blurg" - Duration: 2 minutes, 8 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      rob goes blurg
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