Shall We Pour?

Mrs. Ruby Merlot recently burst onto the paint-pouring scene after experiencing the benefits of the technique’s soothing properties.
Filled with gratitude to the smattering of her society cronies who agreed to accept one of her works, she is even more pleased by those who actually hang them prior to her visits.
Tickled pink to be a part of the YouTube community of talented paint pourers, she is humbled by her new-found celebrity status as a cultural, colorful, pouring icon.
Mrs. Merlot never forsakes her gentrified roots, but dresses for each pour as one would naturally dress for dinner.
“It’s difficult to keep my good jewelry and outfits clean, but I have a reputation to maintain!” she often says.
So, dripping with jewels, garbed in the latest haute couture, she begins each pour with a quick vocal exercise, then asks the canvas what it wants to be, often fulfilling its wish by utilizing one of her many antiques or newly-discovered kitchen utensils.