Back in January, we looked into buying some ad time at the big game. Alas, it wasn't the astronomical cost that fucked us; it seems that NBC Universal had an issue with the content? Reps claimed that the ad didn't make people sad enough. Oh well, at least we tried.
Inter Species Wrestling presents BONER JAM III
Saturday, February 28, 2015
Heirloom Arts Theatre
155 Main St., Danbury, CT 06810
Tickets available at http://bit.ly/iswtix
SIX MAN WARFARE
Team PAZUZU (Undisputed King of Crazy Chris Dickinson, Pinkie Sanchez & JAKA) vs. Inter Species Champion Izzie Deadyet, "The Bulldozer" Matt Tremont & Biff Busick
FOR THE INTER SPECIES WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLES
Tremendous Investigations, Inc. (Officer Dan Barry & Detective Bill Carr, Champions) vs. Ninjas with Altitude (Kitsune & Shynron)
TAG TEAM TURMOIL (AND OTHER CLICHE PHRASES)
Team PAZUZU's EYFBO (Mike Draztik & Angel Ortiz) vs. TDT Le Tabarnak De Team (Mathieu St. Jacques & Thomas Dubois)
LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX, BABY
Sexxxy Eddy vs. Craigslist Homo (w/ Glaad Badd)
PREDATOR OR PREY?
Fluffy the Killer Bunny vs. Leon St. Giovanni
ALSO SCHEDULED TO APPEAR:
"Dirty" Buxx Belmar, Los Dumbfucks, Dave Cole, Akuma and more!