Der Donald Kommt

Toupee Truthers are absolutely and unequivocally BTFO and Stumped by Mr. Trump.

Katy Tur tries to Stump the Trump, but ends up being absolutely humiliated by the Madman.

Re-tweeted by Mr. Trump himself. Randlet the Manlet and Jeb! try to Stump the Trump, and Mr. Trump encounters a wild shill in New Hampshire.

Mr. Trump ventures down to Richmond, Virginia, where he meets the Bernie People for the first time. Will they Stump the Trump?

John Kasich feels the wrath of the Madman and an exclusive ad from Jeb! is aired for the first time.

Mr. Trump makes Saturday Night Live Great Again whilst Stumping John Kasich. Jeb Bush daydreams about Supergirl.

The Bernie People are finally defeated in an epic battle. Also: Jeb Bush tries to be a tough guy and Trump Stumps a Weeb.

Jeb Bush makes his last stand against Mr. Trump, but ends up being Stumped by Trump and Tyrone. Ted Cruz is issued a warning by Mr. Trump.

Mr. Trump attempts to save Christmas from Jeb Bush and the Bernie People. This is a Christmas classic that the entire family can enjoy!

Mr. Trump ventures into Vermont, where the remnants of the Bernie People are based. This does not end well for the Red Bernie Brigades.

Ted Cruz ignored Mr. Trump's warning and decides to attack, severing their friendship. Will the Snake's venom end up Stumping the Trump?

The National Review and the United Kingdom end up getting Stumped whilst Bill O'Reilly tries to get Mr. Trump to pay up on his milkshake debt.

Bill O'Reilly continues to harrass Mr. Trump about his milkshakes. Also: Jeb! misses Trump and a dishonest reporter is publically Stumped.

Chris Christie makes the greatest sacrifice to take out Marco Rubio. Also: Trump wins New Hampshire, Jeb is stumped, and Cruz receives an exorcism.

Jeb! gets desperate and tries to Stump the Trump in order to prevent his Guac Empire from collapsing. Also: Pope Francis gets himself Stumped

After his humiliating defeat to Mr. Trump in South Carolina, Jeb Bush decides to end it all. Also: Mika saves someone from an epic Stumping

Glenn Beck vows to Stump the Trump, but fails once Mr. Trump triumphs in Nevada. In a fit of rage, Glenn Beck kills a frog.

Marco Rubio--The Foolish Foam Boi--attempts to save his campaign by Stumping the Trump. Also: Jeff Sessions endorses Mr. Trump.

Mitt Romney comes out of retirement but immediately gets Stumped by Trump. As a result, Mr. Trump triumphs on Super Tuesday.