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  • Top 10 Jurassic Park Moments Reenacted (Onision)

    21,696 views 1 week ago
    There are so many awesome Jurassic Park moments so today, we're going to reenact numerous moments in a top 10 format. Thank you to @SonidaRH & @MadiDecambra for being in this Jurassic video/helping record.

    I am Onision, who is that? Just a prehistoric YouTube entertainer who loves reflecting on funny moments and is considered a raptor of the YouTube world... you know raptors? Like the dinosaur everyone hates? No? Ok... meh.

    Here's more 10 things videos, I hope you watch them all: https://www.youtube.com/pla......

    Special thanks to the light haird girl, Sam for being a great actor and a great camera man: http://twitter.com/sonidarh

    And thanks to Madison Decambra for also doing a great job: http://twitter.com/madideca... Show less
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    Some of the best Onision videos from the Onision channel.
    • How To Be Emo (feat. Emo Charlie) - Duration: 119 seconds.

      • 7 years ago
      • 1,247,021 views
      How to be emo is easy. So you want to become an emo but you aren't sure where to start. Be emo, go emo, become the emo so many other emos already are. Emos are a complicated creature that require a...
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    • How EMO BOYS Catch Pokémon - Duration: 2 minutes, 28 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      • 11,985,338 views
      Emo Charlie doesn't mess around when catching Pokémon. Charlie is a real live action hunter with a fusion of serious business. Do you think Emo Charlie should get his own hunting/killing Pokémon mo...
    • Giant House Spider (Big Spider In My House) - Duration: 2 minutes, 30 seconds.

      • 7 years ago
      • 2,186,932 views
      My wife saw this giant house spider, and SCREAMED! I don't know if we're both being overly-dramatic about having big spiders inside our house... we've just never seen a house spider this big before...
    • DRAW MY LIFE - Onision - Duration: 4 minutes, 12 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 1,928,038 views
      Draw my life videos are normally pretty lighthearted, this one is a bit more heavy. This isn't exactly my life story, but it does cover a bit of it.

      I didn't expect the video to end like it did......
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    • If I Met Andy Biersack (Expectation vs Reality) - Duration: 57 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      • 1,388,339 views
      Andy Biersack is from the Black Veil Brides and has a Blu Ray movie out (he performs on stage like a beast), get it on Amazon: http://amzn.to/1PE0558 also, please tweet @AndyBVB to let him know wha...
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    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT REPUBLICANS - Duration: 8 minutes, 25 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 1,326,868 views
      What are the top 10 things I dislike about Republicans? If you know a Republican, send this video to them. Restricting homosexuals from true equality, trying to claim ownership of the female body, ...
    • Cat Butt Spraying In Heat - Duration: 71 seconds.

      • 9 years ago
      • 1,270,976 views
      My cats butt literally spraying in heat. We thought the cat sprayed something for a few days till it was revealed by a commenter that it was actually just the light playing tricks. :) Thanks for yo...
    • Ghost Caught on Video (Ghost Video) - Duration: 3 minutes, 12 seconds.

      • 9 years ago
      • 36,807,352 views
      This footage will prove once and for all GHOSTS EXIST! It's even MORE amazing than the first ghost video clips I posted.

      Take that skeptics! I bet you have nothing to say now!!!

      Ghosts are an abs...
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    • Truth or Dare (Funny YouTuber Edition) - Duration: 6 minutes, 2 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      • 1,052,796 views
      Cyr & I play Truth or Dare... it was fun, and I totally fried my brains with mouth wash... just watch, you'll see :) Enjoy the YouTuber edition ok?

      Cyr's Channel: http://youtube.com/cyr1216

      My Tu...
    • MAN LOGIC (Anti-Guy Comedy) - Duration: 63 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 1,045,842 views
      I did women logic, so naturally, I had to do the anti-guy man logic, comedy version... unfortunately, I don't know that much about men... :P my bad. Thank you for helping Lainey! :) http://laineybo...
    • These Kids Must NOT Be Stopped - Duration: 2 minutes, 59 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      • 1,008,578 views
      Stand up for kids, get dislikes? If you don't agree with this video, unsubscribe. It's wrong to humiliate young kids constantly on your channel & I don't want you as a subscriber. Using the same ex...
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    • SHANE DAWSON FANBOY LOVE! - Duration: 99 seconds.

      • 8 years ago
      • 818,161 views
      SHANEDAWSONTV ON THE ONISION CHANNEL!?!?! OMG!!!!

      Shane's Channel: http://youtube.com/shanedawsontv
      My Channel: http://youtube.com/onision
      My Twitter: http://twitter.com/onision
      My Facebook: ...
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  • 10 THINGS (Onision) Play all

    Top 10 lists is a series created by Onision, dedicated to funny sketches about hating different things... fun!
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    • Banana Song (I'm A Banana) - Duration: 108 seconds.

      • 8 years ago
      • 60,413,435 views
      I'm a banana, I'm a banana, I'm a banana, LOOK AT ME MOVE! Banana song NOW ON ITUNES!!!! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/im-a-banana/id505991643?...

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      I'm a banana
      I'm a...
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    • Ghost Caught on Video (Ghost Video) - Duration: 3 minutes, 12 seconds.

      • 9 years ago
      • 36,807,352 views
      This footage will prove once and for all GHOSTS EXIST! It's even MORE amazing than the first ghost video clips I posted.

      Take that skeptics! I bet you have nothing to say now!!!

      Ghosts are an abs...
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    • How EMO BOYS Catch Pokémon - Duration: 2 minutes, 28 seconds.

      • 1 year ago
      • 11,985,338 views
      Emo Charlie doesn't mess around when catching Pokémon. Charlie is a real live action hunter with a fusion of serious business. Do you think Emo Charlie should get his own hunting/killing Pokémon mo...
    • How Do Homeless People Spend Money? (Social Experiment) - Duration: 3 minutes, 40 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      • 5,306,043 views
      How do the homeless spend their money? We decided to conduct a social experiment on a homeless person. We gave them six hundred dollars and followed them around to see how they spent our charity mo...
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    • SHOWER SONG (How To Take A Shower) - Duration: 2 minutes, 20 seconds.

      • 7 years ago
      • 4,833,853 views
      The shower song teaches everyone how to take a shower in one of the most fun ways possible. Onision dumps soap all over while leaving his clothes on while singing the shower song for your entertain...
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    • I'm So Emo (The Emo Song) - Duration: 3 minutes, 22 seconds.

      • 9 years ago
      • 3,798,807 views
      For those looking for good emo songs or even the best emo song you may have found it on YouTube right here. This funny video is all about being emo in song format. Hope you like the emo song "I'm S...
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    • Death Note: Onision - Duration: 26 minutes.

      • 3 years ago
      • 3,601,599 views
      When I made the song "Black Ink" I included clips resolving the whole Onision version of Death Note due to the ending not really bringing things together. But I feel like I could have done a better...
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    • I Love Potatoes (Potato Song) - Duration: 2 minutes, 5 seconds.

      • 6 years ago
      • 2,986,739 views
      This music video is about my love for potatoes. I love potatoes so much that I wrote a potato song and sang about my love for it. I wrote & sang this song when I was 15. I'm 26 now & I decided to t...
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    • 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT HOMOPHOBIC PEOPLE - Duration: 6 minutes, 3 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      • 2,222,436 views
      What are the top 10 things I dislike about homophobic people? Hmm... Thank you for doing an amazing job narrating Lainey: http://instagram.com/laineybot

      Homophobic people are individuals who fear ...
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    • Giant House Spider (Big Spider In My House) - Duration: 2 minutes, 30 seconds.

      • 7 years ago
      • 2,186,932 views
      My wife saw this giant house spider, and SCREAMED! I don't know if we're both being overly-dramatic about having big spiders inside our house... we've just never seen a house spider this big before...
    • 10 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HIPSTERS - Duration: 5 minutes, 59 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      • 1,971,212 views
      Hipsters, what are the top 10 things I love about them? Love or dislike hipsters, at least they recycle... kind of... :) My Tumblr: http://onision.com

      THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT
      10 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HI...
    • Onision's Wife Leaves Him (For A Woman) - Duration: 99 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      • 1,949,960 views
      The internet has responded in kind of a funny way to Lainey the last few days... I've been called a "cuck" or a "cuckold" (which is the husband of an unfaithful wife), and she's been called a numbe...
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  • Death Note Cosplay Play all

    Onision plays Light Yagami, L, Misa, Ryuk & other Death Note characters in this Death Note parody series.
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  • The TRUTH About Onision Play all

    The true nature of Onision brought to light. Is he good? Bad? Who is he exactly?
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  • Overly Dramatic Comedy Play all

    A series of dramatic videos created by Onision.
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  • Dog Thoughts Play all

    What do dogs think? Well, meet Leelu & Dobs, two dogs with their own distinct personalities.
    • Leelu The Crack Addicted Dog - Duration: 4 minutes, 27 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 965,617 views
      This is the best of Leelu, primarily seen in the Dog Thoughts series. I feel like this is actually her real personality... kinda crazy.


      Onision on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/onisi...
    • DOG THOUGHTS - Duration: 119 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 730,843 views
      This is what I imagine my dogs are thinking on a regular basis... am I on crack? Or is Leelu? :D

      Contact Onision: http://onision.net/contact
      Official Onision Site: http://onision.com
      Onision Forum...
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    • Dog Thoughts 17 (Uncensored) - Duration: 3 minutes, 24 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 664,881 views
      Decided not to censor this one... beeping gets annoying or something whatever ok. Enjoy the Dog Thoughts!!! Also, thanks to Meilyn for having her dog in the video: https://www.facebook.com/SayChow....
    • DOG THOUGHTS 2 - Duration: 92 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 567,153 views
      A raging drug addict dog searches for crack as another dog rages at the camera... I have some crazy dogs :)

      Contact Onision: http://onision.net/contact
      Official Onision Site: http://onision.com
      On...
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    • DOG THOUGHTS 10 - Duration: 2 minutes, 16 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 518,045 views
      It's been a bit, but it's back! :D Dog Thoughts 10, this time featuring a random intellectual cat. Thanks for being such an awesome mommy to our dogs Lainey! http://twitter.com/laineybot

      Contact M...
    • DOG THOUGHTS 3 - Duration: 116 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 503,160 views
      Thank you for all the awesome feedback on the "Thoughts" series :) I keep getting requests to make MORE MORE MORE!!!! So I do, because I love making you laugh :)

      Contact Onision: http://onision.ne...
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    • TURTLE THOUGHTS - Duration: 99 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 495,474 views
      Jump inside the head of Onision's Turtle :)

      Contact Onision: http://onision.net/contact
      Official Onision Site: http://onision.com
      Onision Forums: http://onision.net
      Onision Shirts: http://onision....
    • DOG THOUGHTS 5 - Duration: 2 minutes, 7 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 479,276 views
      It's time for Leelu & Dobs to visit the vet, what will they find on their adventure? Well... probably not what you'd expect... unless you expect casual dog on dog ickness.

      The Onision channel is a...
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    • DOG THOUGHTS 6 - Duration: 2 minutes, 14 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 476,583 views
      Leelu & Dobs spend their day trying to escape the yard & find mind-altering substances. Dobs is still holding a grudge against Greg for filming him.

      Contact Onision: http://onision.net/contact
      Off...
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    • DOG THOUGHTS 12 - Duration: 2 minutes, 13 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 429,087 views
      Leelu and Dobs meet a bunch of different dogs all at once :) Dobs seemed to enjoy it a bit more than Leelu :P

      Contact Me
      http://onision.net/contact

      YouTube
      http://youtube.com/Onision

      Facebook
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    • ANIMAL THOUGHTS 3 - Duration: 2 minutes, 44 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 422,333 views
      A lot of Animal drama going on at the Zoo, this is just a small look at what goes on in their minds & social community on a daily basis ;)

      Send Onision messages here: http://onision.net/contact

      Y...
    • ANIMAL THOUGHTS 4 - Duration: 2 minutes, 18 seconds.

      • 2 years ago
      • 393,731 views
      The tiger acting like a total dummy was gold. I tried pretty hard not laugh when he made that face. Anyway, been a super busy week but I pulled through eh? Make sure you keep up with OnisionSpeaks ...
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  • Dating & Relationships Play all

    A series about my dumb girlfriend. Hope you enjoy the show.
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