EelKat Wendy C. Allen

Character info: https://www.eelkat.com/avallach.html (NSFW link - this is an "adult entertainment" character I am CosPlaying this year. If you are under 18, you shouldn't even know Avallac'h exists.)

April 17, 2018 update: I do not like being harassed online or offline, in any way, shape or form. Sorry, but what just happened this week is intolerable and I've blocked everyone involved and deleted all their posts. I will continue to block any one else who does the same as these people did. If you were one of the 200+ people blocked on my FaceBook account this week, here's a link to tell you why I blocked you: https://www.eelkat.com/cosplying-a-rapist.html

These videos were made to illustrate the article on this page: https://www.eelkat.com/avallach.html (NOTE: The article is NSFW - this is a VERY "adult entertainment" character I am CosPlaying this year.) It makes more sense if you read the article and watch the videos in context to the article it was made for. Watching these as stand alone videos, without reading the article first, will probably leave you asking what they are and why they exist. :) The article is part of a series of articles to go with my Avallac'h CosPlay.

Welcome to my 700+ hour/episode Pink Jelly Unicorn Run of Witcher 3 Wild Hunt. I've been playing this daily for 2 years now, often recording 5 to 10 one hour long episodes each day. The videos are being released at a rate of one episode per day, so it'll take at least 3 years before all 700+ episodes go live. I am continuing to play this, and at the rate I'm going this likely will eventually surpass well over 1,000 episodes.

Some important notes:

Before Ep 96 the game was set to "No Nudity"

After Ep 96 the game setting changed to "Vanilla Nudity" (MANY females nearly nude, some fully nude; and on screen sex scenes)

After Ep 137 I began using nexus mods...including to turn Geralt's horse Roach into a Pink Jelly Unicorn, and to add tin foil hats to all the chickens in the game.

I play cards in real life. I'm very, VERY good at it. Geralt can play cards in game.

Around Ep 175 Geralt begins his card playing addiction, obsessively hunting down every last card, and playing Gwent with a rabid abandon, cleaning out every player of EVERYTHING.

Also around Ep 175 - Geralt learns that Radovid killed our favourite character from Witcher 1. With our beloved half-Elf psycho Wizard, Kalkstein dead, Geralt, starts his Witch Hunter/Guard/Civilian killing rampage, massaquering every HUMAN who even tosses a nasty look at an Elf. We sided with the Scoia'tael in Witcher 1, and my Geralt of Witcher 3 is an Elf loving radical.

Around Ep 190 I began experimenting with Axii (mind control spell) at which point Geralt becomes a beast master with a pet Panther, White Wolf, and his ludacris flock of Amazing Battle Pheasants.

Around Ep 200 I discovered I could dye Geralt's armour pink. Geralt is now CosPlaying Quaraun the Insane, resplendent in his pink finery.

Around Ep 225 Card playing billionaire Geralt, started buying EVERYTHING in game - now owns a vineyard estate, every piece of in game armor, all in game swords, all in game clothes, and is routinely winning $100k+ per Gwent game.

Around Ep 250 I met the perverted Elf Wizard, Avallac'h, whose super power is teleporting things and he chooses to teleport clothes off of every women he walks past. Avallac'h quickly replaced Kalkstein as our new fave character and the game descends into a screaming fangirl downward spiral of Elf porn madness from thereon in, getting progressively smuttier with each episode.

Around Ep 275, I unlocked and finished the rare Reginald's Genitals Easter Egg quest. Geralt, now armed with magic testicals, has become a sex god.

After Ep 291 I asked myself "Can I Axii Avallac'h and turn him into a sex slave?" The answer? Yes. Yes I can. I discovered I could turn Avallac'h into a mindless slave and make him do ANYTHING.

After Ep 292 Geralt has left both Yennefer and Triss and now has Avallac'h living with him at Corvo Bianco Vineyard Estates.

After Ep 293 Geralt travels the country side with Avallac'h by his side, and Avallac'h brings along with him Ciri, Philippa, Fringilla, and Margarita.

After Ep 297 I turned on Wild Nudity settings (MOST females fully nude)

After Ep 304 I switched to Death March Difficulty - Avallac'h immediately set out to kill everyone, then turn around and kill Geralt. Upon reloading, Avallac'h immediately ran off for a nearby hanse bandit camp and Geralt watched in awe as Avallac'h one hit dropped 30+ bandits, while 8 naked women danced around him cheering him on.

I forgot Avallac'h was a villain in the base game and I didn't realize that by changing the settings to Death March (which increases the attack powers of enemies, thus making the game harder to play) we would ALSO increase Avallac'h's attack power (him being one of the enemies and all) and turn him into an insanely overpowered, nearly undefeatable, bat shit crazy Elven Death god.

After Ep 305 I discovered I could Axii rest of The Wild Hunt Elves. Geralt now armed with psychopathic space Elves and their nude women, has become a steam rolling machine wiping out every one, even on Death March settings.

Since about Ep 312, Geralt no longer fights battles, instead sending psycho crazy Elf wizard/Wild Hunt general Avallac'h to do his fighting for him, while Avallac'h's ever growing herd of nude women run circles around him worshipping him.

Welcome to the madness that is my heavily modded, hacked to hell, Pink Jelly Unicorn Run of Witcher 3 Wild Hunt.

See my Avallac'h CosPlay playlist, to see how far out of control my Avallac'h obsession really got.