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  • The Dirty Reprise (NEW JIM DALE RAP!)

    6,686 views 1 year ago
    Dropping my mixtape like a firey poop after a night of pub crawling and curry

    Permanent download link:
    https://drive.google.com/fi......

    Soundcloud:
    https://soundcloud.com/dirt......

    Lyrics:
    Yeah!
    Dirty Potter and Jim Dale, spitting fire
    That's right (yeah!)
    We got that new shit
    Back again, with that dirty shit for you niggas
    Oh yeah, drop the mother fucking beat bitch
    penis penis penis penis
    yeah bitches
    This is Jim Dale
    2018
    Mother fucker (yeah!) let's go!!!
    My dick's bigger than ever
    when I fuck young man butt
    Call me a freak, I don't give a fuck
    With the time turner
    I make young boys
    Even younger
    With great power comes great responsibility
    You wonder...That I should fuck Voldemort as a baby?
    Hmmm! Okay. Maybe, I could do with some baby killing
    Anal drilling affection - call me Mister Fister
    Knock Knock, Hullo Mrs. Riddle!
    I am here for your son, to fiddle-diddle
    She slammed the door in my face
    Well, someone should be taught their place
    Swung it back open with a blast from my butt
    I pulled out my gat - Avada Kedavra slut
    And approached Tom Riddle with his baby boy dick
    Gave his tight tight arse, a little lick.
    (Jim stumbles over his words)
    Filling the unwilling arse with my swinging erection
    I could take this thing into a whole different direction
    BUT - first I need to finish inside this baby's midsection
    Now I am become penis, the destroyer of buttholes
    I will bludgeon your fuckhole with my old man smut-pole
    I'll bite Hermione's hiney with my shiny pearly whiteies
    Then I'll shove my cock inside fitting nicely and tightly
    Just sit up here and relax on my erection
    BITCH
    Well what happened when I met J.K., she uh, sucked on the end of my
    PEHNUS
    yeah....
    Dicks x20
    Did you know that I AM LORD VOLDEMORT
    Was not just an anagram for TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE
    But also, for JIM DALE'S PERSONAL COCKSLEEVE

    Special thanks to http://shi.moe yet again for his art Show less
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