Camden Boyd Music
  • "Life Sucks; it's Garbage!" Live (Chamber Showcase 2019)

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    The "Life Sucks" original song as you love it, now with better audio and performed to a live audience.


    Life sucks; it’s garbage!

    They say it’s great, but it’s not.

    Every day seems like a flop.

    Screw life!

    Buying stuff is kind of depressing

    Because it doesn’t really make you happy.

    And for over 25 years, a whale's been real lonely

    Because it siiiiiiings at a different frequency

    (than all the other whales). ...Oh.

    But I guess it’s not always bad

    I suppose not everything is sad…

    And things are great sometimes. I think.

    Well, Sea otters hold hands when they sleep

    To keep from drifting apart.

    And octopuses are so loving

    That they have three hearts!

    (I think that’s why. That’s totally right, right? Okay, Cool.)

    But no matter what we go through,

    We’ll be there for you!

    And even if life’s garbage,

    At least we’re not in college!

    Oh. There's alumni in the audience. Moving on...

    And, uh… Life is awesome!

    No, it’s not.

    Yes, it is?


    Anyway, uh stuff.

    La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

    La la la la

    La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la

    La la la la

    I thought life was trash,

    That's probably still true.

    But maybe I could change

    And think more like you…


    Life sucks; it's garbage!

    You think it's great but it's not!

    Definitely still a flop.

    The end!

    Want to hear more of my original comedy songs? Watch my newest show!!: "Camden Boyd's Life Sucks! Comedy Music Show (LIVE)"
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