Original Comedy song by "Silly" Nelson Duncan. Lyrics written, Sang, Cartoon made by "Silly" Nelson Duncan. Music by Adam Duncan.
I saw Grandma fall down, so I helped her stand.
I said, “Are you alright?” She said, “I slipped on my Uterus
I said, “That’s strange, does it come out a lot?”
Then I saw Grandma reach down, she tied it in a knot.
That’s Grandma’s Uterus, it’s always hanging out,
That’s Grandma’s Uterus, that’s why it smells like Trout.
If you see a slimy trail on the ground, I can say without a doubt,
that’s Grandma’s Uterus, its always hanging out.
I just saw Grandma; she was running as fast as she can.
I said, “What are you running from? Is it a crazy man?”
I noticed Grandma dragging her Uterus between her feet.
Then I a dog chasing her, they think it’s a piece of meat.
One day our family was sitting at the dinner table.
Joey said, ”What’s on that dish right there, it don’t look edible?”
Grandma said, ”That’s my Uterus, I just don’t like it on the floor.”
Dad said, “I thought that was fish I ate,” as he ran to the bathroom