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So as I sit here I reminisce
Back when I was was seven-ish
Reckless with some negligence
Excellent, when it comes to playing Sega Genesis
Doctor Robotnik, he was my nemesis, remember him?
I was raised in the nineties
Started playing Pokémon
Before they had shinies
Wishing they would slime me
Please get me a time machine and kindly rewind me
Finally, now I'm back in the nineties
Puffy coat on, Tommy Hils on my hiney
Riding, on my scooter, down a side street
Cruisin round the block with my buddies right beside me
Likely hitting up the card shop, might be
Buying every booster pack they got, $2.99 each
Pricey, when your just a kid but we like these
Then we hit the gas station for Alligator Icees, crikee!
And I'm tryna trade so let's start the far
Journey home so we can bargain hard
Searching for those R A R
E's, only want the cards with stars
We, gotta have a heart to heart
How many times do I gotta tell you I won't trade my Charizard
Yea, I said I'm watching Nickelodeon
Chillin with my homies dog
Got Pokémon clothing on
We don't care, we prepared to be joked upon
Nerdy and we know it, we don't care if we don't belong
Yoshi, Kong, Jolteon, Roshi, Spawn, the list could keep going on
I once got jumped on my own front lawn, hoping someone would come
But they didn't, so I swung, holding on to my lightsaber like I'm Obi Wan
So be gone
And if you come back you'll get smacked
I'll strap on my six pack, yep that's how I get jacked
This is a mismatch, you're like Vince McMahon
I'm something like Steve Austin watch me Stone Cold Stun your bitch ass
Wake up in the morning after getting plenty rest
My friend requests that we go and play some NES
I'm like "Dang, that's a good idea, we should probably order pizza and maybe a 2 liter of Pepsi" - "yes!"
Left B Left, watch out for those pesky pest
Koopa Troopas, cause that's testing death
Let me guess, you die then you press reset
That's what noobs do, stop with all these empty threats
Like if you mess with me, then I hope you know you're getting war
But if that's really true, what do you keep quitting for?
Why you do the same thing, when we play N64?
But instead of turning it off, you go and kick the cord
Now the game is frozen, shit I think you broke it
You show boating and throwing controllers like you own it
It's smoking, you're gloating just killed my system, think it's toasted
I'm hoping it's not, you must be joking man it just exploded!
Yea, take me back to the nineties
Before I was paying loans
And I started driving
Before Zany Brainy closed
Back when they were thriving
Playing Crazy Bones in my home is where you'll find me