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Saw on the news today that it’s okay to punch a Nazi
So I’ve been looking for them everywhere i go,
I wanna do my part to curb the spread of racist violence,
Signal my virtues to the others so they’ll know.
That my brothers and my sisters we are all united,
against violence, except for if it’s violence against someone we don’t like.
Vehicular homicide is completely justified,
as long as it’s against someone who’s part of the alt-right, right?
Hey there’s a Nazi, let’s go punch him in the face, *PUNCH*
Man that felt great, look at the racist blood all over the place,
Whoops! Turns out his MAGA hat was really just a plain old red hat,
Honest mistake, I thought your were third reich, sir, sorry bout that.
But nazis are everywhere,
you just gotta believe and they’ll appear to you right out of thin air.
Look there’s a group over there.
Some skin-head cancer patients who are dying cause of obamacare.
Holding up their signs and protesting.
I pull out my nazi-punching fists and then i start to swing,
at anyone right-wing,
So… go punch a Nazi, you can find them everywhere,
Just look for their white skin, their blue eyes and their light blonde hair,
Wait… that’s Norwegians, sorry, what do Nazis look like again?
Ah screw it, just punch anyone who supports Donald Trump then,
There’s over 60 million of them all over the land,
Not protesting the president, ignoring CNN,
And every single one of them are Nazis, this i know,
Even the black and jewish ones, the news just told me so, so
Hey there’s a Nazi, let’s go punch him in the face.
Look at him sieg heil’ing, like he wants a master race,
So i run up and sucker punch him, with everything i have,
Turns out that it was just a girl hailing a cab. Shit.
Honest mistake, I
didn’t mean to
break your jaw,
I just saw
a Nazi where there
this isn’t fun. Why
can’t I find them?
While the news spews
skews my confused
point of view, To not
see humanity as one, Label
then divide them,
we can assault.
So… Go punch a Nazi, you can find one if you try,
Look for a swastika, or really any straight white guy.
You’ll feel so great as their blood’s streaming down their face,
That’s what they get for being of a different race.
So grab your bats and Antifa flags,
and pepper spray some old white hag,
Don’t worry, you’re a liberal,
so you can’t be a fascist.
That’s the term we relegate to
all the white folks that we hate,
Oh and we’re not a hate group,
only white folks can be racist.
So let’s round up all the Nazis,
and put them all in camps, To
Concentrate on what they did wrong,
voting for Donald Trump,
Let’s take all their property,
re-distribute it to you and me.
We’ll have a perfect world,
once we eliminate their scum.
So punch all the white people, I mean a
Nazi, freudian slip,
exterminate the white race,
I mean resist… Heil Soros. oh shit.
What’s happening to me,
I’m filled with so much racist hatred.
When did I become the
Nazis that I’ve always hated?
I guess they reprogrammed me.
When I was zoning out while I was
watching the TV
What happened to unity?
I used to love my fellow man,
but now I rage and seethe.
Maybe I shouldn’t condemn an
entire race for crimes,
Committed by a few of them, I’ve tweeted
Not All Muslims hundreds of times,
How can I know what’s in their mind?
Maybe if I just talked to them,
some common ground, we’d find,
everything would be fine.
We’d unite all mankind.
But first we must free our minds.
Or just punch a nazi...