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  • 10 THINGS I HATE Play all

    10 Things I Hate is a series created by Onision, dedicated to funny sketches about hating different things... fun!
    • 5 THINGS I HATE ABOUT CHEERLEADERS - Duration: 92 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 1,175,644 views
      I had to do this as Emo Charlie because... he's just... to perfect when it comes to hating cheerleaders :D

      The cheerleader's twitter: http://twitter.com/selena_murray

      The blonde lady on the bed: ...
    • 12 Things You Shouldn't Tell Your Kids - Duration: 91 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 882,957 views
      Behold, 12 things you should probably never say to your kids... probably. Thank ya for being in this video mom! Her channel: http://youtube.com/vamchoir

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    • Why I Hate Girls - Duration: 104 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 773,479 views
      Go tweet @Selena_Murray that it IS NOT OK to hit Rod Danger and that she should never EVER raise a hand against him again, SHAME on her!

      Original Script: Why I Hate Girls

      I hate girls for a lot o...
    • TOP 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT MOMS - Duration: 2 minutes, 23 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 823,302 views
      Do you hate moms? These are the top 10 things to hate about moms. The apple doesn't fall far from the crack house... yay! My mom's channel: http://www.youtube.com/Vamchoir

      10 Things I Hate About M...
    • 5 THINGS I HATE ABOUT DOGS - Duration: 94 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 568,934 views
      I love dogs, but that doesn't mean they're perfect :) Here's 5 things I hate about dogs :D

      THE ORIGINAL SCRIPT
      5 THINGS I HATE ABOUT DOGS

      1. THEY CRAP A LOT, AND IF YOU DON'T PICK IT UP IN TIME, ...
    • I Hate My Son - Duration: 2 minutes, 1 second.

      • 3 years ago
      • 582,140 views
      My son is a tyrant, a horrible horrible boy & I need to tell everyone about how cruel he really is. My channel: http://youtube.com/vamchoir

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    • 5 THINGS I HATE ABOUT TAKING A DUMP - Duration: 2 minutes, 17 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 707,783 views
      Unlike most my other videos, I actually hate the whole crapping concept... the list could go on and on.

      ORIGINAL SCRIPT
      1. WHEN YOU JUST FINISH UP AND YOU REALIZE YOU'RE OUT OF TOILETTE PAPER.
      You...
    • TOP 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT GROWING UP - Duration: 3 minutes, 4 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 1,528,021 views
      What are the top 10 things to hate about growing up? Growing up kinda sucks in quite a few ways... here's a list I put together to give you an idea.

      Thank you for being an awesome zit-popping bunn...
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    • TOP 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT WOLVERINE - Duration: 2 minutes, 43 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 397,745 views
      Wolverine from X-Men, what are the top 19 things to hate about him?If you actually do your research, you'll find Wolverine is a loud, angry & violent little man... he's like a leprechaun.

      Original...
    • TOP 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT HALLOWEEN - Duration: 3 minutes, 34 seconds.

      • 8 months ago
      • 405,852 views
      Let's take a look at the top 10 things I hate about Halloween... Halloween is a lovely holiday, maybe the best. It's a chance to upset your socially conservative family members with crazy halloween...
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    • TOP 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT DADS - Duration: 2 minutes, 42 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 1,095,425 views
      What are the top 10 things to hate about dads? Not all dads are like this (obviously) but a lot are, and that's really, really sad. Thanks for being in the video Selena! (@selena_murray on instagra...
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    • TOP 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT BEING A WOMAN - Duration: 3 minutes, 32 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 1,147,575 views
      What are the top 10 things to hate about being a woman?I'm a man talking about things I hate about being a woman... I know it's confusing, but I made a video for men & women should have one too.

      T...
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  • Fun With Onision Play all

    When Onision just sits down and has fun, this is what happens.
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  • Dog Thoughts Play all

    What do dogs think? Well, meet Leelu & Dobs, two dogs with their own distinct personalities.
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  • Death Note Cosplay Play all

    Onision plays Light Yagami, L, Misa, Ryuk & other Death Note characters in this Death Note parody series.
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  • Overly Dramatic Comedy Play all

    A series of dramatic videos created by Onision.
    • 5 COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT ONISION - Duration: 2 minutes, 12 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 888,870 views
      The crazy reality is, some people actually believe I am these things... oh internet!

      Thank you Lainey for doing such a great job playing my seventh wife! :) http://laineybot.tumblr.com

      Contact Me...
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    • FIRST WORLD GIRL 2 - Duration: 63 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 354,577 views
      First world girls have a lot of first world problems :) You can follow Selena on twitter :) http://twitter.com/selena_murray

      Contact Me
      http://onision.net/contact

      YouTube
      http://youtube.com/Onisi...
    • Thirsty For Onision - Duration: 78 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 171,857 views
      It's ok, everyone gets thirsty from time to time, so drink up! And please, share the water with anyone else you see who's thirsty as well.

      Contact Me
      http://onision.net/contact

      YouTube
      http://you...
    • SHE'S OFF LIMITS - Duration: 71 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 670,215 views
      A girl approaches her boyfriend hoping to get his attention but he's resistant... but why? Anna's channel: http://youtube.com/annalichty

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    • My HORRIBLE Transphobic Friend - Duration: 2 minutes, 9 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 300,443 views
      I'm NOT hypersensitive! My internet keyboard warrior friends agree with me! I am social justice! Jake: http://twitter.com/JustALegenddd
    • 5 DUMB DATING DRAMAS - Duration: 2 minutes, 46 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 535,747 views
      Arguments in relationships are often dumb, these are especially dumb :P Dale, Vicky & Angus are all in this sketch :)

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      Mullet: Man my gurl never uses her mouth, know what I mean...
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    • Coming Out of The Closet - Duration: 2 minutes, 21 seconds.

      • 2 months ago
      • 79,716 views
      If you're coming out of the closet you should know different parents will respond differently depending on their beliefs. So if you are coming out, just be careful who you come out to.

      I've writte...
    • Emo Hitler - Duration: 109 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 676,029 views
      Emo (as in emotional) Hitler, a man who loses his temper easily & has a high risk of suicide. Be careful with this man, er gefährlich ist. My mom: http://youtube.com/vamchoir

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    • SAD FAT SCENE BOY - Duration: 2 minutes, 41 seconds.

      • 3 years ago
      • 435,224 views
      Rod, Dale & Vickie all have to put up with White due to his parents dying, and they all show their discomfort :)

      SCRIPT
      White: Hey Dad.
      Dale: What the **** did you just call me?
      White: Your my Dad...
    • My Awful Secret - Duration: 116 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      • 230,033 views
      I've been hiding this for too long, it's time I come out with it... it's about Damon, while he's been sleeping... ever night I've... well... watch the video.

      Check out his channel :D ~ http://yo...
    • My Stupid Annoying Friend - Duration: 2 minutes, 19 seconds.

      • 4 years ago
      • 309,912 views
      After what he did to me, he's lucky to still be breathing. I will never forgive him. So glad it's quiet now (-_-) ~

      Do your friends ever do this to you? It's awful right?

      Cyr: http://youtube.com/...
    • My Girlfriend's Pregnant (Pregnancy Test Results) - Duration: 71 seconds.

      • 5 years ago
      • 1,453,097 views
      My girlfriend is pregnant? Oh my... while this video is a joke, and I reacted much better than this :P that pregnancy test was legit... she's really pregnant.

      Don't believe me? You don't have to.....
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    Let's make some fun comedy sketches ok?
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  • The TRUTH About Onision Play all

    The true nature of Onision brought to light. Is he good? Bad? Who is he exactly?
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  • Onision Parody Play all

    A collection of parodies/spoof vids of various television shows, people and more.
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