In this episode, while Will is away, Ned spends some quality time talking with telemarketers and gives them an outlet for their personal issues as well as helping them achieve their sales targets. Its no wonder, “Ned” has become slang in India for “one who is compassionate and most beloved amongst call centre agents”, and is currently the second most popular boys name there in 2015.
This cat is Ned. Some say he is the most awesome cat to have ever featured on the Internet. It is speculated that he is the reason that ancient Egyptians worshiped cats. Will is his… housemate. He is ok.
While he is highly compassionate to telemarketers, Ned has little empathy toward dogs: https://www.youtube.com/wat...
When Ned is emotionally frustrated he likes to express himself through interpretive dance, set to 80s music: https://www.youtube.com/wat...
As with most cats, Ned is nocturnal. He likes using this time to have meaningful discussions with Will and to research issues online: https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Ned not only has impeccable hygiene but he also a great communicator when it comes to his litter box:https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Catnip can influence Ned at times, like at new-year, when it make his resolutions become potentially scarring to the neighbourhood dogs: https://www.youtube.com/wat...
For quality control reasons, Ned would like to categorically disassociate himself from the other cats of the Internet such as:
Cats that chase laser pointers, because they’re gullible
Cats that try to jump and slip and fall, because they embarrass the species
Grumpy cat, because his attitude sucks
Serious cat, because it’s not so serious
Keyboard cats, because your rhythm is off
Lolcats, because they’re not funny
Cats that don’t mind dogs, because their taste sucks
Mr Bigglesworth, because he looks freaky
I can has cheezburger, because no dah you can..
Cats that get a fright and jump into the air, because they should be prepared
Cats with pumpkin helmets because it’s bad ear hygiene
Furry fat faced cats, because they look ridiculous
Funny cat videos, if they're not very funny
Cat compilations, because they diminish the viewers brain capacity
Kittens of any kind, because they’re immature
Cats in costumes because that is cat abuse
This week, Ned's search history includes:
How to make your own shoe igloo
Best of cat food recipes 2015
Home made dog tranquilliser
What is the meaning of life.. and the final episode of Lost