MrBtongue

My name's Bobby the Tongue. I'm a part-time tenor saxophone player and part-time investor, primarily in long-odds NFL parlays.

When I was a young man touring with the Count Basie ghost band, the bandleader asked me if I liked gaming. I thought he meant something else, so I said yeah. Turns out he meant video games, and I had to play them every day on the bus from then on (it was a weird situation where there were three tenors and only one alto so I thought it wouldn't hurt to be polite). Long story short, now I like them, but if they fall even slightly short of my expectations you'll never hear the end of it.