SlightlyImpressive

Wherein Griff attempts to A some of your Q's.

Mild-mannered Griffter Griffworth follows his lifelong dream to produce the ugliest possible Sim through ten generations of morally-questionable breeding with the local population of Grifftopia. Also, zombies.

Though he shamefully failed at the Ironman Challenge, Griffcakes the warlock will boldly press on to level 90, or probably level 120 at this rate, or maybe just until people stop watching.

Griffter goes on, yes, a mighty quest for some epic loot. Henry the hawk kind of helps.

Leaving no bandwagon un-jumped-upon, Griffter boldly steps into the arena of let's pl...gaming commentaries. In a surprising twist, he chooses a game wherein the characters are constantly chattering away about important things, and sometimes manure. Will he ever get a word in edgewise? Will he finish the whole game? Will anyone actually watch this nonsense? Why is he talking in the third person? The answers to all these questions and more will zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Griff steps into the role of an octopus-turned-family-man in the weirdest and funniest game ever made, and somehow no one suspects a thing.

The harrowing journey of a deranged pyromaniac masquerading as an archaeologist, as she gets shipwrecked on an island full of oogey boogey stuff, mysterious cultists, and polar bears. Wait, no...

Griffter embarks on a wondrous adventure through a city in the clouds (but not Cloud City), on a secret mission to uncover mysteries, save damsels, baptize heathens, possess machine guns with green fairies, and possibly shock some bios at some point, whatever those are.