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    Check out this new Pokemon Go Rap Song by MC Lars and Spose. Watch as MC Lars and Spose go Pokémon hunting in Pokemon Go this summer! Filmed on location in California and Maine, Lars and Spose managed to not get hit by cars or find any dead bodies in the creation of this video.

    Single available now on iTunes! http://tinyurl.com/gnxjgct

    Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @mclars @spizzyspose

    Directed and edited by MC Lars, Spose, Ash Wednesday and Nick Lavallee.

    "POKÉMON GO! RAP" (lyrics)

    MC LARS:

    Pokemon Go can’t stop when I see ‘em
    got kicked out the Holocaust museum
    searching for that Squirtle and that Pikachu
    But now I haven’t had a bath in a week or two
    Last week on the subway, epic fail
    Saw one the tracks, down by the third rail
    Hogging all my data through AT&T
    phone bill last week laws at least 7 Gs
    Found a dead body in the stream by my house
    Another homie looking for a Pokemon who drowned
    Escape to the past I'm a 90s kid
    IPhone to my face like a giant squid
    Grandma's funeral, staring at the the screen
    Caught one in the casket, heard my Mom scream
    Gotta catch em all won't stop till I'm done
    I play it when I drive cause it's so much fun

    Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
    Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
    Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
    Go! Go! Go! Go!


    I got fired from my job I was busy hunting Pokémon
    Walked into a tree? Now I got a broken arm
    I was on my way to march against what the police’ll do
    But then I got distracted, I was looking for a Pikachu
    Got a call from my sister that my Mom died
    Told her I’d have to call her back ‘cause I’m trying to get up to level 5
    I’ll be walking heat or snow or lightning in the forecast
    I’ll be swimming through a flood if I can get a Snorlax
    Pokémon alerts, got my jumping out of bed now
    Man I lost my dog but, I also lost ten pounds
    Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
    Will I catch ‘em all man, I just don’t know
    But I missed my wedding I was out here getting
    Rare Pokémon behind the convenience store
    A Poke stop was a restaurant
    And it’s on fire and there’s smoke involved,
    But I stayed inside and I died
    Because I need to get more Poké Balls!
    Pokemonning while driving
    It’s okay I got insurance, I just ran into a tourist
    Got a Pokémon but he was dying
    I don’t eat, don’t sleep when my phone goes beep
    Saw an old lady getting mugged I was about to help
    but these Pokémon across the street ain’t going to catch themselves!

    Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
    Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
    Pokémon, Pokémon Go!
    Go! Go! Go! Go!

    Lars: Global warming destroy the planet
    (Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
    SPOSE: Little kids homeless, starving and famished
    (Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
    Lars: Donald Trump might actually be the president
    (Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
    SPOSE: They kill black dudes there’s video evidence
    (Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
    Lars: The government is reading all of your texts and emails
    (Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
    SPOSE: In Afghanistan there’s no school for females
    (Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
    LARS: You can buy an AR15 on the internet
    (Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)
    SPOSE: They tricked everyone under 40 into debt
    (Who cares bro, Pokemon Go!)

    Spose: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
    Can we stop making this song now? I’m trying to catch some f—ing Pokémon!

    Music by Cash Ketchum • Lyrics by MC Lars & Spose • Mixed and mastered by Jason Moss

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