Originally aired April 4th. In this first episode we explore important topics such as sexual innuendos and the safest method of cutting your own head off with a chainsaw. We also bring you exclusive coverage of breaking news by our brave UnNews reporters. News topics covered are reports that Vladimir Lenin's corpse is beginning to rot, the U.S. government giving grants for insect torture research, Al-Qaeda making all of its car bombs eco-friendly, and Nintendo announcing its new Puu gaming system. Then a poem by Todd Lyons about the sticky stuff on his George Foreman grill.
A collection of millions of professionally produced side-splitting songs! Well, ok, they're produced by Uncyclopedians, not professionals. I mean, they might be professionals of some sort, but they don't get paid for producing music. Oh, and there aren't really millions of songs here, there's just a few.