"Love like no one is watching." - The Watcher
Once again my DED Talk was cancelled over fear that I would cause the death of the majority of the worlds thought leaders. Meh. Here's a couple silly jokes.
Jokes are Life's way of distracting you while it very very slowly kills you.
All these jokes, and a thousand like them, came to pass in and close upon the dear old year one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five.
This may be your last chance to watch this video. Nothings for certain, but you know...nothing is for certain. Catch my Tokyo Drift?
From the cerebral to what ever the opposite of cerebral is, that's what's in this episode.
I love you. A bushel and a peck. A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck. A hug around the neck that may slowly tighten in a way that makes the in/out air thing difficult.
Yoo-hoo! Mr. Internet, your Saturday delivery of Ninjokes is here.
In our new series, NINJOKES, The Ninja punches, kicks and flips his way through the best bad jokes you've ever heard.