<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?><transcript><text start="0.03" dur="13.109">how to be awkward I&amp;#39;m tremendously in</text><text start="2.879" dur="11.491">love with your hands I smell them Oh to</text><text start="13.139" dur="2.821">be awkward</text><text start="14.37" dur="4.01">hey guys what do you say we all take a</text><text start="15.96" dur="4.8">shut up and cuddle</text><text start="18.38" dur="4.569">how to be awkward</text><text start="20.76" dur="6.72">hi I&amp;#39;ve been recording you for the past</text><text start="22.949" dur="6.691">20 minutes how to be awkward oh my god I</text><text start="27.48" dur="4.709">love how you how you drink this coffee</text><text start="29.64" dur="9.419">is where we ingest that you might be</text><text start="32.189" dur="9.891">other that I can take one if I smile you</text><text start="39.059" dur="6.521">smile ready yes much oh yes of course</text><text start="42.08" dur="3.5">[Laughter]</text><text start="48.59" dur="7.469">musical people let&amp;#39;s go boomba boomba</text><text start="57.48" dur="3.05">[Music]</text><text start="72.41" dur="10.71">guess who this is I don&amp;#39;t know you I</text><text start="83.45" dur="4.23">have an addiction to French food</text><text start="88.14" dur="3.219">[Applause]</text><text start="98.95" dur="25.77">a my unit uh-huh women that just beyond</text><text start="111.13" dur="23.42">the self Oh lalalalalala no why do you</text><text start="124.72" dur="9.83">have to go what&amp;#39;s about today oh my god</text><text start="141.15" dur="7.24">hey I just met you and this is crazy</text><text start="143.41" dur="10.77">here&amp;#39;s my number so I would never buy</text><text start="148.39" dur="8.179">this hey I just met you and this is</text><text start="154.18" dur="2.389">crazy</text><text start="158.76" dur="14.91">hey guys I&amp;#39;m hanging out with Tina okay</text><text start="168.28" dur="5.39">do you believe in love</text><text start="178.61" dur="12.93">you are the moustache of my life really</text><text start="184.31" dur="11.58">oh wow tell me why sir can I sing you a</text><text start="191.54" dur="11.28">song no okay how to recover from an</text><text start="195.89" dur="31.11">embarrassing for guy throwing his book</text><text start="202.82" dur="26.94">away to giving me a hug how to be</text><text start="227" dur="4.82">awkward oh my god sir you really remind</text><text start="229.76" dur="9.48">me my first girlfriend right now</text><text start="231.82" dur="15.16">policemen people be like you testing the</text><text start="239.24" dur="10.37">world like five ever be too serious I</text><text start="246.98" dur="11.31">got sir so you get some Sonia knows hey</text><text start="249.61" dur="13.95">got your nose nananananana this guy is</text><text start="258.29" dur="5.27">so happy to make people happy</text><text start="263.58" dur="26.16">a little fight let&amp;#39;s go you don&amp;#39;t think</text><text start="284.039" dur="11.551">this is it you can get a hug in the</text><text start="289.74" dur="16.649">pharmacy cannot simply look at this</text><text start="295.59" dur="22.609">beautiful screen well dancing with my</text><text start="306.389" dur="11.81">bestie pop one it&amp;#39;s good music</text><text start="318.7" dur="10.959">[Music]</text><text start="323.539" dur="6.12">why is everybody afraid of love love</text><text start="333.34" dur="3.1">[Music]</text><text start="345.82" dur="6.819">hey can ask you a question okay don&amp;#39;t</text><text start="349.19" dur="10.229">move do you wanna be my princess yes I&amp;#39;m</text><text start="352.639" dur="14.761">ready for the race of my life real egg</text><text start="359.419" dur="15.891">to strangers ladies and gentlemen let me</text><text start="367.4" dur="7.91">introduce you to you out to be a koala</text><text start="377.979" dur="17.47">what I see you over there</text><text start="391.669" dur="6.091">sexy cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie</text><text start="395.449" dur="4.351">hey guys I just want off a bit for you</text><text start="397.76" dur="10.92">that that do outcome is never the</text><text start="399.8" dur="14.85">remember ng my god hi I&amp;#39;m free hug</text><text start="408.68" dur="10.68">corporation you just want a free hug sir</text><text start="414.65" dur="7.11">my friend would like to meet you hi yeah</text><text start="419.36" dur="6.44">oh my god</text><text start="421.76" dur="4.04">I think there&amp;#39;s people watching us smile</text><text start="431.83" dur="3.97">hey guys I&amp;#39;m spinning today with my</text><text start="434.33" dur="7.49">father today and we are having a</text><text start="435.8" dur="13.17">wonderful time of you daddy okay yeah</text><text start="441.82" dur="19.05">okay all right oh my god is so cute so</text><text start="448.97" dur="11.9">cute so good our test perfumes</text><text start="464.05" dur="4.2">guy giving me a hook deck three</text><text start="476.34" dur="27.15">Geron what do you do I&amp;#39;m a peacock I&amp;#39;m a</text><text start="478.65" dur="26.46">peacock cheese cheese it&amp;#39;s like loading</text><text start="503.49" dur="5.82">out to be Okada</text><text start="505.11" dur="8.52">guess who&amp;#39;s he sees ha oh you&amp;#39;re the</text><text start="509.31" dur="8.669">vine guy I found the cutest decade [ __ ]</text><text start="513.63" dur="8.69">are you gay I was I was looking at you</text><text start="517.979" dur="4.341">and I realize that you might be my mom</text><text start="534.14" dur="6.55">how to taste new food hi can I put my</text><text start="539.16" dur="3.27">tongue in your sandwich and we pretend</text><text start="540.69" dur="9.06">never had out of food in love in six</text><text start="542.43" dur="19.83">seconds hi guys at last is baby tech</text><text start="549.75" dur="16.77">free how to be to hungry oh thanks so</text><text start="562.26" dur="5.61">nice how to get an umbrella hey we both</text><text start="566.52" dur="2.61">know we&amp;#39;re made for each other let&amp;#39;s</text><text start="567.87" dur="4.45">travel the world together</text><text start="569.13" dur="3.19">[Music]</text><text start="573.17" dur="6.39">choose me sir I really like your</text><text start="575.61" dur="11.16">mustache beautiful mustache genetics I</text><text start="579.56" dur="12.34">can&amp;#39;t speak - pshaw guy that he creeped</text><text start="586.77" dur="7.5">out by my hand part 1 guys some people</text><text start="591.9" dur="6.24">said I was racist I&amp;#39;m not racist I knew</text><text start="594.27" dur="7.08">that black people don&amp;#39;t steal wouldn&amp;#39;t</text><text start="598.14" dur="6.03">it be nice to where do we shut the [ __ ]</text><text start="601.35" dur="9.21">up and get the [ __ ] away from me and</text><text start="604.17" dur="8.13">then five minutes doesn&amp;#39;t kisses oh hey</text><text start="610.56" dur="4.37">I just met you and this is crazy here&amp;#39;s</text><text start="612.3" dur="2.63">my number so</text><text start="616.01" dur="17.52">I&amp;#39;ve got my eyes on you how to make a</text><text start="629.12" dur="6.69">new friend sure like a moose - that&amp;#39;s</text><text start="633.53" dur="4.05">for the very first oh my god - magic</text><text start="635.81" dur="5.72">mouth - magic mouth it&amp;#39;s a magic mouth</text><text start="637.58" dur="3.95">how to get the job in six seconds</text><text start="641.92" dur="22.3">what do we sell so sage you great life</text><text start="660.2" dur="5.73">is amazing thank you so much sir I just</text><text start="664.22" dur="19.37">made it that - this morning I get your</text><text start="665.93" dur="21.14">feedback he can&amp;#39;t see me he can&amp;#39;t see me</text><text start="683.59" dur="3.48">he can&amp;#39;t see me</text><text start="698" dur="4.6">what do you think these guys doing</text><text start="700.17" dur="5.88">ladies and gentlemen cabin crew get</text><text start="702.6" dur="11.61">ready for landing these two needs more</text><text start="706.05" dur="11.61">fun take five don&amp;#39;t be so serious tie</text><text start="714.21" dur="10.53">the belt I triple tie both died</text><text start="717.66" dur="10.38">how to get a job in six Ergon boo don&amp;#39;t</text><text start="724.74" dur="6.96">be too serious sir it&amp;#39;s such a cutie</text><text start="728.04" dur="9.57">with your tire I really like it look</text><text start="731.7" dur="19.74">your rabbit guy dancing with me take</text><text start="737.61" dur="16.46">five how to be in the movie I will never</text><text start="751.44" dur="2.63">let go Jack</text><text start="755.83" dur="3.24">[Music]</text><text start="761.11" dur="10.29">baby you far wha bananana we&amp;#39;re a</text><text start="769.51" dur="4.29">corporation yes we&amp;#39;re the creators of</text><text start="771.4" dur="3.45">the tour every love a job you do when</text><text start="773.8" dur="3.84">you in times gran you see beautiful</text><text start="774.85" dur="6.99">mousse - my mousse - my mousse - my</text><text start="777.64" dur="8.69">mother moves - don&amp;#39;t be so serious sir</text><text start="781.84" dur="4.49">you can be so classy and not smile</text><text start="791.89" dur="2.36">[Music]</text></transcript>