<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" ?><transcript><text start="0" dur="24.55">[♪ Vaxeen 4U (Remixed) ♪]</text><text start="25.15" dur="5.65">Greetings, and welcome to LGR for 7 years now! 
What a crazy thing!</text><text start="30.8" dur="4.95">Speaking of crazy things, did you hear that intro? 
*Laughter* That is just the coolest!</text><text start="35.75" dur="3.4">Huge shoutout to Andrew Hulshult 
for putting that together for me.</text><text start="39.15" dur="6.8">I commissioned him to remix my old theme song Vaxeen 4U 
in this mental rendition, as you just heard and it is awesome!</text><text start="45.95" dur="5.7">You can download the whole thing in the description below if you like 
and check out his other music too, he does a lot of really good stuff, but...</text><text start="51.65" dur="1.9">Big shoutout to all of you as well.</text><text start="53.55" dur="4.45">Supporting the show over the years, this has 
just been the best time of my life. I love doing this.</text><text start="58.2" dur="3.5">I&amp;#39;m going to keep doing this as long as I can 
and I just wanna repay you a little bit by</text><text start="61.7" dur="2.45">doing a video that you&amp;#39;ve requested for a long time</text><text start="64.15" dur="3.3">and something that I&amp;#39;ve wanted to do 
for ages myself, and that is...</text><text start="67.65" dur="6.8">Build a 486 computer for MS-DOS gaming 
and I am *psyched* to do this because...</text><text start="74.6" dur="4.78">You know, this is the kind of era of computers 
that I was just like in awe of as a kid and</text><text start="79.38" dur="3.67">there&amp;#39;s so many cool things you can do with them! 
So we&amp;#39;re just going to...</text><text start="83.05" dur="5.25">Go all out and really explain the pros and cons 
and the hassles that you&amp;#39;re going to have to deal with,</text><text start="88.3" dur="4.1">but also the excitement and the cool stuff 
that you can do with a 486 computer.</text><text start="92.45" dur="2.3">And the pleasures of building one yourself.</text><text start="94.8" dur="4.2">And not only that, I&amp;#39;m gonna deck it out 
in the only way I know how to on LGR.</text><text start="99.05" dur="1.83">And that is with woodgrain.</text><text start="101" dur="1.7">That&amp;#39;s right! Woodgrain!</text><text start="102.7" dur="2.98">On this show, it&amp;#39;s not tacky, it&amp;#39;s *classy*!</text><text start="106" dur="4.9">And I&amp;#39;m just got this contact paper...
 woodgrain... vinyl adhesive,</text><text start="110.9" dur="6.15">and we&amp;#39;re just gonna wrap a 90&amp;#39;s kind of 
beige-style case in this, and make it look awesome!</text><text start="117.05" dur="4.13">Kind of like what I did to this 
3½ inch external floppy drive here!</text><text start="121.6" dur="1">Just look at that.</text><text start="122.7" dur="5.65">*Scoff* That is just a marked improvement, 
I have got to say. I like woodgrain.</text><text start="128.7" dur="6.31">And allow me to explain really quick what I want 
to do with this 486. What are my goals here?</text><text start="135.01" dur="3.8">Well, for one thing, it&amp;#39;s gotta have a turbo button. I think that&amp;#39;s just cool.</text><text start="138.81" dur="6.19">And two, I want it to be a VESA local bus, 
like VESA-compatible motherboard and computer with a-</text><text start="145" dur="5.25">a video card that uses a VLB connector because 
it was something I always just sort of lusted after as a kid,</text><text start="150.25" dur="5">after SimCity 2000 came out and I didn&amp;#39;t have 
a VESA-compatible computer that did SVGA.</text><text start="155.35" dur="7.3">And so, that just stuck in my mind for years and 
I know there were just regular 16-bit ISA cards, and...</text><text start="162.7" dur="6.61">Those are cool too, but I wanna mess with VLB because 
I never have and it seems like it could be interesting.</text><text start="169.31" dur="5.67">The other goal really is just to keep it 
kinda period accurate to around 1993-1994.</text><text start="174.98" dur="6.78">Something that I would have respected back then, but... you know,
 maybe it&amp;#39;s not the most powerhouse DOS 486 I could build;</text><text start="181.76" dur="1.32">In fact, I know it&amp;#39;s not.</text><text start="183.15" dur="6.15">So you may be disappointed in that, but you know, there are just 
infinite variations on DOS computer builds that you can do.</text><text start="189.3" dur="5.1">This will just kinda cover a whole lot of the basics, though. 
And you can apply this to the more powerful builds.</text><text start="194.4" dur="2.9">And uh, maybe I&amp;#39;ll do that sometime in the future too.</text><text start="197.5" dur="3.55">But yeah, let&amp;#39;s just hop into some part selection!</text><text start="201.15" dur="3.55">I&amp;#39;m sure someone&amp;#39;s gonna ask where 
am I gonna get the parts for this computer, and...</text><text start="204.7" dur="5.45">Uh, that&amp;#39;s a good question. I could go to eBay, I could go 
to forums, or... try to look for them in thrift stores.</text><text start="210.15" dur="1.29">But I have a better option.</text><text start="211.5" dur="6.28">Why not just look in my own storage? *Chuckles* 
Because um, well, you know, I don&amp;#39;t show people this very often,</text><text start="217.78" dur="5.46">but I&amp;#39;ve got a few spares of things lying around. 
These boxes are just full of parts,</text><text start="223.35" dur="8.43">software, ongoing projects, a lot of LGR things I&amp;#39;ve done 
in the past and many things I hope to cover in the future.</text><text start="231.83" dur="6.25">Or even just a box of stuff like this here, 
just random ISA and other cards.</text><text start="238.08" dur="0.89">*Crinkle Sounds*</text><text start="238.97" dur="3.68">All sorts of things in here: Sound cards, video cards...</text><text start="243.15" dur="1.35">This is a Voodoo card...</text><text start="244.5" dur="1.25">*Crinkling Noises*</text><text start="245.75" dur="1.7">Let&amp;#39;s see, which one is this?</text><text start="247.6" dur="1.3">*Crinkling Noises*</text><text start="248.9" dur="5.61">Yeah, a lot of these are maybe a little later than what 
I&amp;#39;m looking for, but there&amp;#39;s also some good stuff in here.</text><text start="254.51" dur="0.96">*Crinkling Noises*</text><text start="255.47" dur="1.94">I&amp;#39;m for sure gonna use...</text><text start="258.1" dur="4.05">Oh, here&amp;#39;s a... it&amp;#39;s an original SoundBlaster. That&amp;#39;d be nice.</text><text start="262.5" dur="2.65">Well, isn&amp;#39;t this a lovely assortment of parts?</text><text start="265.3" dur="4.85">Let&amp;#39;s just go ahead and take a look at everything, 
piece by piece, because I think it&amp;#39;s awesome.</text><text start="270.15" dur="6.6">And here is the motherboard itself that we will be using, 
which is quite an important piece, obviously.</text><text start="276.95" dur="5.35">This right here, if you&amp;#39;re curious about the model, 
is the- something known as the VI15G.</text><text start="282.3" dur="4.59">I believe it was manufactured by Acer 
at some point or another, but... yeah, I dunno,</text><text start="286.89" dur="5.33">it&amp;#39;s just your kind of generic jack-of-all-trades Socket 3 
486 motherboard that&amp;#39;s very common at the time.</text><text start="292.4" dur="5.85">There&amp;#39;s a few reasons that I went with it, of course, 
first being that it has VLB capability, which is just something</text><text start="298.25" dur="2.96">that I haven&amp;#39;t messed with very much, 
so I&amp;#39;m curious to do that.</text><text start="301.45" dur="4.07">It&amp;#39;s basically an extension of 16-bit ISA, 
which is what all these slots are here.</text><text start="305.52" dur="3.33">These are your expansion slots and um... well...</text><text start="309.2" dur="4.2">You have this in addition to that, 
so it&amp;#39;s not PCI or anything like that.</text><text start="313.4" dur="7.85">It&amp;#39;s just 16-bit ISA with VLB capability, so you can plug in things like, 
well, video cards, of course, which is what I&amp;#39;m gonna be using,</text><text start="321.45" dur="2.85">but also hard disk controllers and uh...</text><text start="324.55" dur="6.6">like COM, serial connections and all sorts of things, but... 
pretty much just want it for the video capability right now.</text><text start="332.05" dur="3.8">It also has this nice zero-insertion force socket 3.</text><text start="336.6" dur="0.85">*Creaking*</text><text start="337.45" dur="2">Right here, for the CPU.</text><text start="339.45" dur="5.65">And that just allows you to drop it in place, which is pretty much 
what you see still nowadays and that might not seem so weird,</text><text start="345.1" dur="5.71">but actually, there&amp;#39;s a lot of boards at the time that don&amp;#39;t have this, 
and you kinda have to jam it in place. It&amp;#39;s really annoying.</text><text start="350.9" dur="4.6">Uh, it&amp;#39;s got a nice little auxiliary thing here, 
if you wanna plug in like a fan or something.</text><text start="355.8" dur="1.4">Uh... Who cares?</text><text start="357.2" dur="6.18">And there&amp;#39;s also this American Megatrends BIOS, which they- 
*Chuckle* I just like this particular version of it because it looks neat.</text><text start="363.38" dur="4.27">It&amp;#39;s got a UI that just pleases me. 
And we&amp;#39;ll get to that when we get to the setup program.</text><text start="367.98" dur="4.16">Uh, it&amp;#39;s got a spot here for like cache memory chips...</text><text start="372.14" dur="5.16">I don&amp;#39;t know if I have any of those on hand 
at the moment, but I will check to see if I do later.</text><text start="377.75" dur="3.2">Um... and check out all these little pins, right, all these jumpers.</text><text start="380.95" dur="5.15">There are *sooo* many pins and jumpers and things 
that either have to be opened or shorted or whatever.</text><text start="386.5" dur="5.81">And that actually configures... like 
what your CPU type is, the speed,</text><text start="392.75" dur="3.25">other things you may have installed 
or features you want to enable or disable.</text><text start="396" dur="3.18">It&amp;#39;s all through pins, and the rest of it&amp;#39;s through the BIOS.</text><text start="399.18" dur="5.07">There&amp;#39;s a lot more going on in like 
Nthe setup program in this one, but...</text><text start="405.2" dur="3.07">Yeah, there&amp;#39;s still a lot of stuff 
to determine through pins.</text><text start="408.9" dur="5.05">Uh, it&amp;#39;s got four 72-pin SIMM RAM slots here.</text><text start="414.05" dur="2.3">Oh come on, focus, you stupid thing.</text><text start="416.7" dur="1.05">There we go.</text><text start="417.8" dur="8.48">And this is 16-bit RAM. There&amp;#39;s a lot of the boards at 
the time that are still gonna have 30-pin SIMM slots,</text><text start="426.28" dur="4.97">but this one has the 16, like the 72-pin ones. I like that.</text><text start="431.25" dur="3.25">I think this&amp;#39;ll actually take up to 
like 96 megs of RAM, which is *insane.*</text><text start="434.5" dur="2.7">I&amp;#39;m not gonna put that much, 
although it would be kinda cool, wouldn&amp;#39;t it?</text><text start="437.8" dur="5.75">This right here might not look familiar if 
you&amp;#39;re just more familiar with more modern PCs.</text><text start="443.55" dur="7">This is not ATX or anything. That is your traditional 
PC power supply connector right there, so...</text><text start="450.9" dur="0.75">Yeah.</text><text start="451.7" dur="1.2">That&amp;#39;s fun.</text><text start="452.9" dur="2.26">A little uh, little aggravating to deal with.</text><text start="455.7" dur="4.38">You&amp;#39;ll notice there&amp;#39;s a severe lack 
of ports built into this thing, in fact,</text><text start="460.08" dur="7.57">really, the only I/O kind of thing you have right here is... 
a keyboard, for 5-pin AT keyboard stuff, and that&amp;#39;s it!</text><text start="467.8" dur="10.25">So, for things like, you know, a mouse or graphics card *Chuckles*, 
sound, or literally anything, hard disk support, you&amp;#39;re gonna need cards.</text><text start="478.05" dur="7.06">Cards everywhere, so that&amp;#39;s why there&amp;#39;s so many friggin&amp;#39; slots 
because pretty much every basic function is just not built in</text><text start="485.11" dur="2.59">and that&amp;#39;s very common for these boards at the time!</text><text start="488.15" dur="6.75">And something else that isn&amp;#39;t common for 
boards of this era necessarily is the CR2032.</text><text start="495.5" dur="3.9">Just your basic kind of battery for the CMOS...</text><text start="499.9" dur="5">and real time clock and that&amp;#39;s... 
common now, but uh, you know what?</text><text start="505.2" dur="3.5">This is the only board like this from 
this time period that I actually own.</text><text start="508.7" dur="3.05">In fact, lemme show you some of 
the others that I was considering.</text><text start="512.3" dur="4.4">So this board right here. It&amp;#39;s very similar 
in a lot of ways, but look at that.</text><text start="516.9" dur="5.35">It&amp;#39;s got that *horrible* like barrel battery 
and its soldered into the board and...</text><text start="522.4" dur="5">It&amp;#39;s not a huge pain to take off of there. In fact, 
I&amp;#39;ve just been meaning to clip it off, because...</text><text start="528.25" dur="6.3">They leak. And they will *ruin* the motherboard and 
eat into the traces, it&amp;#39;s just... a bad time all around.</text><text start="535.15" dur="4.2">So uh... yeah.... Just get rid of 
those things whenever you can.</text><text start="539.75" dur="5.05">Or replace them with... like the CR2032, 
you can solder in a holder, it&amp;#39;s no big deal.</text><text start="545.2" dur="3.81">There&amp;#39;s some of those cache chips. I might 
actually try to use those in the other board, hm.</text><text start="549.9" dur="1.45">And let me show you one other...</text><text start="551.85" dur="1.9">motherboard I was considering here...</text><text start="554.7" dur="3.4">But decided against, because of the battery... mainly.</text><text start="558.1" dur="2.9">Um, this is a really nice 
little board, actually, but it has that...</text><text start="561.5" dur="2.55">CPU insertion right there that is just...</text><text start="564.05" dur="5.8">I mean, you just kinda have to slam it in place and there&amp;#39;s no lever, 
it makes it really annoying to deal with and whatever...</text><text start="570.15" dur="1">just being lazy.</text><text start="571.2" dur="2.45">And then its got this, 
which is the battery.</text><text start="574" dur="4.15">It&amp;#39;s one of these real-time clocks. 
Lot of them were made by Dallas.</text><text start="578.9" dur="3.9">And it&amp;#39;s just all inside this... little thing here, and...</text><text start="583.2" dur="4.05">The annoying thing is even though they last 
a really long time, when they do die... look at that!</text><text start="587.25" dur="3">There&amp;#39;s a billion little pins underneath and 
it&amp;#39;s soldered directly under the board.</text><text start="590.25" dur="2.92">Now, some of them are socketed. 
Those aren&amp;#39;t a huge pain to deal with, of course,</text><text start="593.17" dur="2.78">you can just pull &amp;#39;em out, put in 
a new one. Everything&amp;#39;s fine.</text><text start="595.95" dur="4.9">But with this one, you need like, proper- 
like a vacuum pump desoldering tool.</text><text start="601.4" dur="2.65">I just- I don&amp;#39;t have that, I don&amp;#39;t wanna deal with it, so...</text><text start="604.3" dur="4.2">Went with this one... with the nice little 
easily replaceable CR2032.</text><text start="608.8" dur="3.2">So... you can get those batteries 
frickin&amp;#39; anywhere nowadays.</text><text start="612" dur="4.85">And, since ever. The dawn of time, in fact, 
I think those 2032s predate humanity.</text><text start="617.7" dur="2.05">So uh, let&amp;#39;s see, what&amp;#39;s up next here?</text><text start="620.65" dur="2.85">I guess we can just go onto the CPU itself.</text><text start="624.1" dur="2.02">And, I&amp;#39;m going with an AMD,</text><text start="626.45" dur="5.15">which at the time, these were actually... a little bit faster 
than a lot of Intel&amp;#39;s offerings. So these things are really neat!</text><text start="631.6" dur="4.2">This is the DX2-66, the AM46- 486 version of it.</text><text start="636.6" dur="3">And um... well, it&amp;#39;s- it&amp;#39;s pretty awesome.</text><text start="639.7" dur="1.35">Really classic chip.</text><text start="641.45" dur="2.1">Classic speed, and most importantly,</text><text start="643.55" dur="4">my motherboard supports it right... 
er, out of the box, like just as it is.</text><text start="647.55" dur="2.4">So... that makes it really easy.</text><text start="649.95" dur="5.2">Um, obviously, if you can get something better, 
you probably want to. In fact, I was also considering...</text><text start="657.65" dur="1.8">this monster, look at this.</text><text start="660.35" dur="3.2">This is Am486 DX4-100.</text><text start="664.1" dur="5.3">Ridiculously... powerful for the time, in fact, 
this thing can give early Pentiums a run for their money...</text><text start="669.4" dur="2.65">and outperform the DX4-100s from Intel.</text><text start="672.65" dur="3.4">Check that! Heatsink was actually 
required for this one, whereas...</text><text start="676.3" dur="3.2">Just like the uh... DX2, is not,</text><text start="679.5" dur="4.6">so you don&amp;#39;t need any heatsinks or fans or anything,
 but this one, heatsink and fan would be nice.</text><text start="684.2" dur="4.5">Uh, I could add a heatsink and 
fan to the DX2 if I wanted...</text><text start="689.15" dur="3">Um, in fact, I&amp;#39;ve got one right here. 
*Chuckle* Look at this little thing.</text><text start="692.15" dur="5">&amp;quot;Oh, how cute.&amp;quot; It&amp;#39;s- It works. *Chuckles* 
That&amp;#39;s about as much as I can say for it.</text><text start="697.35" dur="6.65">Alright, so in order to get capability of pretty much everything 
we need, I&amp;#39;ve got this standard kind of controller card.</text><text start="704" dur="7.1">16-bit ISA and it gives us hard disk and floppy disk 
capability as well, as... uh parallel and serial port.</text><text start="711.1" dur="3.9">Another serial port, and then like 
a 16-pin game port here, looks like, which...</text><text start="715.45" dur="3.15">will be kind of redundant once 
I install a sound card, but hey!</text><text start="718.6" dur="5.45">That&amp;#39;s nice! That adds a bunch of I/O 
that we really need. *Chuckles* Seriously.</text><text start="724.35" dur="4.4">And... let&amp;#39;s see here. Ah well, 
we got the hard disk, which is *awesome*.</text><text start="728.75" dur="7.45">This is a classic Western Digital Caviar 2420... 
a massive 425.3 megabytes. Oh man!</text><text start="736.5" dur="3.2">April 1994 was when this was made, 
so, seemed appropriate.</text><text start="739.95" dur="4.6">I could have gone with a CompactFlash solution. 
I&amp;#39;m very well aware of that, but...</text><text start="744.7" dur="1.2">uh, just didn&amp;#39;t want to.</text><text start="745.9" dur="3.1">I wanted to go with more original kind of stuff here and also...</text><text start="749" dur="3.41">I&amp;#39;ve had some weird issues with 
CompactFlash and DOS and things actually...</text><text start="752.5" dur="2.8">sometimes running a little slower or just being iffy.</text><text start="755.3" dur="2.7">I- I don&amp;#39;t know. I just didn&amp;#39;t wanna 
mess with it for a DOS machine.</text><text start="758.5" dur="3.35">And I don&amp;#39;t really need it either because... 
honestly, that thing&amp;#39;s fast enough.</text><text start="761.85" dur="2.05">I like the sound of old hard disks too.</text><text start="764.45" dur="2.4">Here&amp;#39;s the RAM we&amp;#39;ll be going with, a 72-pin here.</text><text start="767.1" dur="7">This one is 8 megs and uh... so is this one, so we&amp;#39;re 
going to have 16 megabytes of RAM with a 486 DX2.</text><text start="774.45" dur="4.29">That is just such a classic configuration 
that it makes me wanna dance around.</text><text start="778.85" dur="1.26">Mmm.</text><text start="780.2" dur="4.2">Uh, let&amp;#39;s see here. We&amp;#39;ve got... 
the video card that we&amp;#39;re going to be using</text><text start="784.4" dur="4.9">and, wow, there are a lot of choices for 
VLB video cards, but this is one of &amp;#39;em that I had...</text><text start="789.6" dur="4.8">on hand that is uh, quite nice, 
I think, for what I&amp;#39;m wanting to do.</text><text start="794.4" dur="5.65">This is the Diamond SpeedStar Pro VLB. 
This is a 1 megabyte video card.</text><text start="801.25" dur="0.95">Mm-hm.</text><text start="803.05" dur="9.25">It&amp;#39;s pretty sweet. And it supplies uh, the SVGA and VGA and 
I think pretty good compatibility with like EGA and CGA, which is... nice.</text><text start="812.65" dur="0.5">*Thonk*</text><text start="813.15" dur="3">But yeah, there&amp;#39;s a whole bunch of 
other cards, some of them are 2 megs,</text><text start="816.15" dur="4.45">a couple are even... seeing like 4 meg, 
I mean, that&amp;#39;s ridiculous, but...</text><text start="820.6" dur="7.1">Yeah, so it&amp;#39;s got the VLB connector right here, 
in addition to your classic sort of 8-bit style ISA connector.</text><text start="828.4" dur="4.8">I&amp;#39;m also gonna slap this in here because I might 
play around with some networking at some point, so...</text><text start="833.2" dur="6.45">we&amp;#39;ve got this to add here: 10/100 Ethernet 
and all that good stuff, so that&amp;#39;s cool.</text><text start="839.65" dur="3.15">But it&amp;#39;s just, you know, 
it&amp;#39;s just a card. Kind of boring.</text><text start="843.55" dur="2.2">This is not boring though. *Chuckle*</text><text start="846" dur="4">When it comes to sound cards, there are 
obviously a *ton* of things I thought about,</text><text start="850" dur="3.45">you know, the original Sound Blaster, 
Sound Blaster 16, in fact...</text><text start="854.15" dur="3.5">I&amp;#39;m still considering slapping 
like a Sound Blaster 16 in here,</text><text start="858.1" dur="0.65">but uh...</text><text start="858.95" dur="6.45">You know what? I may as well just go with this: 
the AWE 32, the AWE32 CT3900.</text><text start="866" dur="3.33">Good old wavetable sound and 
all sorts of just cool stuff.</text><text start="869.33" dur="5.87">These cards were legendary, always wanted one back in the day, 
and I&amp;#39;ve got one I&amp;#39;m gonna stick it in there because I *caaan*.</text><text start="875.45" dur="6.2">And yes, this does actually take some RAM in here, 
like 30-pin. I might stick some in there if I feel like it.</text><text start="881.75" dur="3.2">I would&amp;#39;ve loved to put like a Gravis Ultrasound, but I don&amp;#39;t own one.</text><text start="884.95" dur="2.25">*Chuckle* I would *love* to have it- one, but...</text><text start="887.2" dur="4.75">Uh... they&amp;#39;re expensive and hard to track down, 
so. Maybe someday. But this&amp;#39;ll work.</text><text start="892.1" dur="2.15">And then, lastly, we&amp;#39;ve got some drives here.</text><text start="894.65" dur="6.1">Uh, so, we&amp;#39;ve got 3½ inch, 
just your 1.44 meg. Very standard.</text><text start="901" dur="6.85">And... also very standard 5¼ inch. 
And this one is... 1.2 megabyte capable.</text><text start="908.2" dur="2.45">And I- I- I- I like that. Hey, look at that.</text><text start="910.65" dur="4.6">&amp;quot;This drive is designed *not* to require a protect sheet. 
Inserting one may damage the mechanism.&amp;quot;</text><text start="916.1" dur="3.3">I don&amp;#39;t want to take that off of there, 
because it adds some... charm.</text><text start="919.7" dur="1.75">Like very outdated charm.</text><text start="921.8" dur="5.3">At one point, when you were moving these things around, 
you would actually stick like a piece of floppy disk-shaped cardboard</text><text start="927.1" dur="3.15">in there to keep the internals from rattling 
when you&amp;#39;re moving the computer.</text><text start="930.25" dur="0.43">*Thud*</text><text start="930.68" dur="2.07">But uh, they don&amp;#39;t need it anymore with this one.</text><text start="933.1" dur="3.4">And in case you&amp;#39;re wondering about like 
the manufacturing and stuff, this is a Chinon-</text><text start="936.7" dur="3.4">&amp;quot;She- She-non&amp;quot;, I don&amp;#39;t know how. FR506.</text><text start="940.6" dur="1.95">*Thud noises*</text><text start="942.55" dur="2.95">Very common floppy drive. 
I&amp;#39;ve seen quite a few of these around.</text><text start="945.5" dur="3.7">And this is pretty much just the most basic CD-ROM drive.</text><text start="949.45" dur="4.45">Um, I&amp;#39;m not the happiest with this, but, 
it&amp;#39;s what I had lying around closest by.</text><text start="954.1" dur="0.9">So... you know.</text><text start="955" dur="10.15">This is just a Sony CDU331-01 double speed 
CD-ROM drive made in 1994, so it seemed appropriate.</text><text start="965.2" dur="3.2">And then, last but not least... is the case!</text><text start="968.4" dur="1.8">It&amp;#39;s pretty much just a case.</text><text start="970.55" dur="3.6">Taken off the outside here 
so you can see the inside</text><text start="974.7" dur="6.4">and... uh, it&amp;#39;s just your kind of typical design 
of the time and its got some annoying stuff too,</text><text start="981.1" dur="5.1">like a big caddy here for the- holding 
the hard disks and whatnot. Ah, just... ergh.</text><text start="986.55" dur="0.9">But, hey.</text><text start="988" dur="4.45">I like the other parts of it. I like the fact that 
it has a nice, proper PC speaker in there.</text><text start="992.7" dur="6.4">Um, a nice... cone. None of that Piezo beeper crap 
that you see on a lot of modern machines.</text><text start="999.55" dur="1.6">And then, of course, we have...</text><text start="1001.15" dur="1.4">the power supply...</text><text start="1002.95" dur="2.85">which is just a 200 watt power supply by...</text><text start="1005.85" dur="1.3">Bestec?</text><text start="1007.4" dur="1.35">*Chuckles*</text><text start="1008.75" dur="4.03">I don&amp;#39;t know if it is the &amp;quot;best,&amp;quot; 
but it&amp;#39;s definitely &amp;quot;tech.&amp;quot;</text><text start="1014.7" dur="3.45">And then around front here, 
I- I really like the front design of this.</text><text start="1018.65" dur="3.8">That whole sort of ridge- riveting, whatever, I dunno.</text><text start="1022.8" dur="0.5">It&amp;#39;s neat!</text><text start="1023.3" dur="3.84">I like the display, the display was 
a necessary thing for me because...</text><text start="1027.14" dur="2.46">I just thought it was the coolest thing ever as a kid.</text><text start="1029.6" dur="3">Uh, it&amp;#39;s got a floppy drive already in here.</text><text start="1033.1" dur="5.4">You know, I might just leave it in there because 
it&amp;#39;s really annoying to get out of here.</text><text start="1038.8" dur="2.8">I&amp;#39;ll see if it works, and if it does, 
I&amp;#39;ll probably just leave it.</text><text start="1042.7" dur="4">But, uh, check it out. Turbo button, 
cause that&amp;#39;s awesomely necessary.</text><text start="1047.35" dur="3.4">And uh, it does have the key right here for locking the...</text><text start="1050.9" dur="3.9">keyboard and people from *Chuckle* 
messing with it and whatnot.</text><text start="1056.4" dur="1.35">In fact, check this out.</text><text start="1058.15" dur="2.15">I&amp;#39;ve actually got the keys to go with it.</text><text start="1060.75" dur="2.35">So uh... you just stick that in the front there...</text><text start="1064.41" dur="2.84">turn the key and then nobody&amp;#39;s 
gonna be using your computer.</text><text start="1067.25" dur="4.95">Or if you forget and leave it in the wrong position, then 
your computer&amp;#39;s just not turning on. You&amp;#39;re like, &amp;quot;What the heck!?&amp;quot;</text><text start="1072.2" dur="2.25">Or the keyboard doesn&amp;#39;t work. *Chuckle* It sucks.</text><text start="1074.9" dur="3.25">I like that little badge too, 486DX2 66 megahertz.</text><text start="1078.6" dur="3.4">Now it is time to insert this CPU.</text><text start="1082.25" dur="5.45">And uh, before I go any further though, let me just 
address the whole electrostatic discharge thing because</text><text start="1087.7" dur="3.45">you may have noticed I&amp;#39;m not wearing 
a wriststrap or anything, I&amp;#39;ve never felt the need to.</text><text start="1091.15" dur="5.2">I&amp;#39;ve been doing this for decades, no problem at all, 
just touching a computer chassis that&amp;#39;s grounded-</text><text start="1096.55" dur="4.45">making sure you discharge your static 
and not doing anything on like a static...</text><text start="1101.45" dur="2.75">surface or anything and this wood table is fine.</text><text start="1104.5" dur="4.5">Uh, you just gotta be mindful of it though, of course, 
and make sure that you are discharging and uh...</text><text start="1109.2" dur="3.6">You know, make sure that- *Laughter* That- 
That sounds really dirty, let&amp;#39;s just stop it right there.</text><text start="1112.8" dur="4.6">So anyway, uh, here is the CPU itself and 
how do we do this? Well, it&amp;#39;s pretty simple.</text><text start="1117.4" dur="5.85">If you see that little notch cutout right there, 
that&amp;#39;s letting you know which way to put this thing in.</text><text start="1123.5" dur="6.35">And that&amp;#39;s supposed to line up with that little extra pin 
that&amp;#39;s... off to the side there, being alone and sad,</text><text start="1130.2" dur="9.11">so we just sort of drop it here and you&amp;#39;ll notice that there are 
actually more holes in this socket than there are pins on the CPU.</text><text start="1140.05" dur="3.96">You just sort of stick it very- 
uh, much in the middle right there...</text><text start="1145.25" dur="2.9">and then uh, we&amp;#39;ll just drop this in place and that&amp;#39;s it.</text><text start="1149" dur="1.26">We&amp;#39;ve installed the CPU!</text><text start="1150.3" dur="2.35">Alright, time to address the RAM.</text><text start="1153.1" dur="3.78">And these are er, kind of fun too, 
as far as little notches go. *Chuckles*</text><text start="1156.88" dur="4.87">So that means it can only go in one way 
here and in this particular board,</text><text start="1161.75" dur="5.5">there&amp;#39;s like a little extra bit on this side and not on 
this side, so that means the slot&amp;#39;s gonna go over there.</text><text start="1167.75" dur="4.7">And uh... so with this one, 
I&amp;#39;m going to put this one in slot 1,</text><text start="1172.45" dur="3.15">which is this first one down here, 
which is labeled on the motherboard.</text><text start="1176.3" dur="2.2">And uh, it should just go in...</text><text start="1179.05" dur="1.05">like so.</text><text start="1180.55" dur="0.9">*Clicking Noises*</text><text start="1181.6" dur="3.9">There you go. It just sort of snaps 
in place there and gets in like that</text><text start="1185.5" dur="3.8">and you do want to make sure that 
it&amp;#39;s nice and tight, because these are...</text><text start="1189.3" dur="4.15">Uh... a little finicky. Sometimes they- 
they&amp;#39;re- it look like it&amp;#39;s in, but it&amp;#39;s not.</text><text start="1195.5" dur="5.1">*Clicking Noises*</text><text start="1200.6" dur="0.95">There we go.</text><text start="1201.6" dur="0.5">*Click*</text><text start="1202.45" dur="3.75">Felt everything snap in place, I think, so... alright.</text><text start="1206.95" dur="5.2">Got the RAM installed, so let&amp;#39;s get this thing inside 
the case, then we can start installing some cards!</text><text start="1212.5" dur="2.65">So here&amp;#39;s another thing that 
you don&amp;#39;t see a whole lot of anymore</text><text start="1215.15" dur="4.25">and that is the fact that there&amp;#39;s only two offsets 
for the motherboard in this case.</text><text start="1219.4" dur="6.35">Otherwise, you&amp;#39;d just have these little grooves here 
and that&amp;#39;s for these kind of plastic offsets and uh,</text><text start="1225.95" dur="2.75">you know, it&amp;#39;s kind of interesting... because...</text><text start="1229.1" dur="2.65">They just sort of... pop in here...</text><text start="1231.75" dur="0.6">*Click*</text><text start="1232.35" dur="0.85">Like that.</text><text start="1234.25" dur="1.8">And then, they&amp;#39;re going to uh....</text><text start="1236.25" dur="0.7">All right...</text><text start="1237.4" dur="1.25">if my camera focuses...</text><text start="1239.5" dur="6.45">that part is going to slide into... these little grooves 
along the back, so there&amp;#39;s one, two, three, four...</text><text start="1245.95" dur="5.2">and then two spots for the offsets 
to uh, screw into and uh...</text><text start="1251.35" dur="1">that&amp;#39;s it!</text><text start="1252.55" dur="2.5">So, that&amp;#39;s kind of an interesting design.</text><text start="1255.65" dur="1.15">*Clattering Noises*</text><text start="1257.1" dur="3.55">Ugh, by interesting design, I mean terrible.</text><text start="1261.3" dur="1.15">Super annoying.</text><text start="1262.9" dur="2.2">Okay, uh, it&amp;#39;s mostly in there.</text><text start="1265.4" dur="1.08">*Chuckles*</text><text start="1266.6" dur="4.8">This one is supposed to have 
another one go in right here, but uh...</text><text start="1271.7" dur="5.65">the cache is actually covering the spot... 
where the fourth one would go,</text><text start="1277.35" dur="6.05">so I&amp;#39;m just kinda gonna let it be what it is, but it is at least mounted 
in there and it&amp;#39;s got a screw and the other ones are in place,</text><text start="1283.4" dur="4.7">so it&amp;#39;s four points, it&amp;#39;s just this corner is 
a little loose, so gotta be careful with that.</text><text start="1288.2" dur="3.35">Alright, let&amp;#39;s go ahead and plug in 
the power supply to the motherboard here and...</text><text start="1291.65" dur="4.3">Uh, with these, in theory, they will fit either way, 
but you only wanna put &amp;#39;em in one way,</text><text start="1295.95" dur="3.95">like so many of the other things in here, and if you don&amp;#39;t, 
then you might blow something up, so...</text><text start="1299.9" dur="4.65">black to black is the idea here, so of course, 
the black cables go side by side.</text><text start="1304.9" dur="2.8">And if they&amp;#39;re opposing, then uh, it&amp;#39;s not good.</text><text start="1307.75" dur="2.66">You kinda have to wiggle them in place.</text><text start="1311.3" dur="1.95">Let&amp;#39;s see. There we go.</text><text start="1314.05" dur="1.45">*Scratching Noises*</text><text start="1316.05" dur="0.95">Alright.</text><text start="1317.15" dur="3.15">Oh, here&amp;#39;s a fun part, and by that, I mean not at all.</text><text start="1320.3" dur="2.65">These are all the things for the front of the case, so...</text><text start="1322.95" dur="7.54">and the things like PC speakers, turbo switch, 
LEDs, and even the- the little key in the front.</text><text start="1330.49" dur="2.66">It&amp;#39;s all got to plug into the motherboard somewhere.</text><text start="1333.5" dur="5.35">Except for I think the hard drive LED, that&amp;#39;s actually going 
to plug into the controller card once I get that installed, but uh...</text><text start="1339.5" dur="1.45">Uh... good.</text><text start="1341.8" dur="6.1">Ugh, okay. So it does have some of these 
connectors labeled down here, but not all of them.</text><text start="1348.2" dur="3.05">Uh, so... That&amp;#39;s kind of a pain and it means...</text><text start="1351.35" dur="0.45">*Thud*</text><text start="1351.8" dur="1.75">Start looking up online...</text><text start="1354" dur="3.55">what the pinouts are for this thing, which it looks like...</text><text start="1358.05" dur="6.8">Yeah, there&amp;#39;s a jumper manual on that old classic 
MBarron site, &amp;quot;Motherboard Manuals Data &amp;amp; More.&amp;quot;</text><text start="1365.25" dur="1.75">So... uh... yeah.</text><text start="1367.35" dur="1.8">Let&amp;#39;s follow this and see what we got.</text><text start="1369.3" dur="2.65">[♪]</text><text start="1372.25" dur="4.45">Okay, I&amp;#39;m going to say that that... is correct. *Laughter*</text><text start="1376.7" dur="4.4">And if it&amp;#39;s- it&amp;#39;s not, then I will know 
once we turn this thing on.</text><text start="1381.2" dur="4.65">Alright, let&amp;#39;s go ahead and get 
the unwieldy controller card connected.</text><text start="1386.25" dur="2.45">And put it in this slot and hope it likes it there.</text><text start="1389.05" dur="0.5">*Click*</text><text start="1389.55" dur="0.7">*Rattle*</text><text start="1390.25" dur="0.6">*Click*</text><text start="1390.85" dur="0.7">Alright.</text><text start="1392.1" dur="3.6">*Rattling Noises*</text><text start="1395.7" dur="3.2">If I were thinking, I would put it up 
here, but uh... I&amp;#39;m not thinking.</text><text start="1399" dur="1.75">*Rattling Noises*</text><text start="1400.75" dur="3.1">And put the networking card in here...</text><text start="1403.85" dur="1.4">*Rattling Noises*</text><text start="1405.35" dur="0.7">*Click*</text><text start="1407.4" dur="0.55">Sweet.</text><text start="1408.3" dur="3.55">*Rattling Noises*</text><text start="1411.85" dur="3.3">Oh... giant sound card right here...</text><text start="1415.65" dur="0.75">*Click*</text><text start="1417.15" dur="5.3">And yes, I know I&amp;#39;m taking up the VLB slot right there, 
but we&amp;#39;ve got two more. I&amp;#39;m not worried.</text><text start="1422.5" dur="3.3">Alright, the sound card here. 
I&amp;#39;m actually going ahead and plug in</text><text start="1425.8" dur="8.6">uh, this is like the audio interface cable for the CD-ROM 
to allow CD audio to pass through to it, so that&amp;#39;s going to go...</text><text start="1435.25" dur="1.56">right there.</text><text start="1437" dur="2.45">And then this&amp;#39;ll plug in to the back of the CD-ROM drive.</text><text start="1440.05" dur="3.15">And finally... the video card.</text><text start="1443.2" dur="1.3">*Rattling Noises*</text><text start="1444.5" dur="4.6">It&amp;#39;ll go right here and these are 
kinda tricky because the VLB part of it...</text><text start="1449.85" dur="1.95">is a little unwieldy.</text><text start="1451.8" dur="0.5">*Click*</text><text start="1453.75" dur="1.6">*Rattling Noises*</text><text start="1455.75" dur="4.95">And this screw at the bottom was getting 
in the way of putting the video card in place, so...</text><text start="1461.25" dur="0.6">*Click*</text><text start="1461.85" dur="1.15">Theeere we go.</text><text start="1463" dur="4.3">A tight fit in those uh, VLB portions down there, but...</text><text start="1467.75" dur="2.7">Alright, that&amp;#39;s pretty much all 
the cards plugged in, I guess!</text><text start="1471.3" dur="0.35">*Thud*</text><text start="1471.65" dur="4.6">And that is a proper assortment 
of ports and whatnot in the back.</text><text start="1476.5" dur="3.3">Makes me very happy even though... 
this thing seems to wants to leave.</text><text start="1479.85" dur="2.95">&amp;#39;Kay, time to... drop this floppy drive in here.</text><text start="1482.8" dur="2.95">*Rattling Noises*</text><text start="1485.75" dur="2.3">Now I didn&amp;#39;t mention it, 
but I have actually...</text><text start="1488.05" dur="1.35">*Rattling Noises*</text><text start="1489.4" dur="4.15">gone through and cleaned out the inside 
as much as I could. You can use like a...</text><text start="1493.95" dur="6.4">disk cleaner if you want to, or you can just go inside like I did, 
and just vacuum it out, made sure everything was all...</text><text start="1500.35" dur="3.15">nice and clean in there, 
and then you lube up the rails...</text><text start="1503.7" dur="9.2">with uh, some appropriate like electronics lube. Usually that&amp;#39;s like 
a white... lithium-based lubrication, I believe, is... what it is? So...</text><text start="1513.2" dur="2.2">Yeah, just to make sure that it works nicely.</text><text start="1515.65" dur="6.9">&amp;#39;Cause those... will absolutely crap out over time. They&amp;#39;ll usually 
be repairable, you know, you could get &amp;#39;em working again, but...</text><text start="1523.6" dur="3.1">5¼ inch floppy drive, especially, can be really finicky...</text><text start="1527.05" dur="2.25">when they&amp;#39;re not properly maintained.</text><text start="1529.4" dur="4.65">Start putting in some uh... power and 
data cables and things like that.</text><text start="1534.15" dur="5.65">So here&amp;#39;s that uh, audio cable is going to 
the sound card. It&amp;#39;s going to go back to the... CD-ROM.</text><text start="1540.35" dur="0.45">*Click*</text><text start="1540.8" dur="1.2">Right over there...</text><text start="1543.25" dur="1.9">Uh... let&amp;#39;s see...</text><text start="1546.2" dur="2.25">That floppy drive is up there...</text><text start="1549.4" dur="5.5">Looks like the power is still connected 
to the 3½ inch already, so that&amp;#39;s... useful.</text><text start="1555" dur="5.45">So this is something that&amp;#39;s always kind of tricky when 
*Chuckle* putting floppy drives in and connecting them all up, so...</text><text start="1560.8" dur="5.05">These uh, didn&amp;#39;t have any much of a notable 
like Pin 1- or usually, there&amp;#39;s a red stripe here.</text><text start="1565.85" dur="3.65">This one kind of has one, I guess, 
it&amp;#39;s kind of like little speckles, but...</text><text start="1569.7" dur="4.76">that&amp;#39;s supposed to indicate which way this is 
gonna plug into the back of the floppy drive, so...</text><text start="1574.95" dur="4.35">Uh, it- it&amp;#39;s supposed to, the red part- 
Pin 1 is supposed to be facing the direction...</text><text start="1579.65" dur="2.4">of where the power plugs in and then this floppy drive...</text><text start="1582.05" dur="0.55">*Click*</text><text start="1582.6" dur="7.9">at least for the 3½ inch here, it goes in on the right, 
the power does, so that means the red part should be facing that.</text><text start="1592.05" dur="1.2">And there we go.</text><text start="1594.9" dur="1.2">Got it plugged in.</text><text start="1597" dur="1">And then this</text><text start="1598" dur="5.1">is going to plug into the 5¼ inch drive 
and these can only go in one way.</text><text start="1603.25" dur="1.75">And that&amp;#39;s... that way.</text><text start="1605.4" dur="1.1">So that&amp;#39;s plugged in.</text><text start="1606.85" dur="0.65">Sweet!</text><text start="1608.35" dur="2.7">Um, power is already plugged in for the 3½ inch,</text><text start="1611.5" dur="3.05">so just plug this one into the 5¼ inch...</text><text start="1615.2" dur="1.25">floppy drive there.</text><text start="1616.75" dur="5.25">So here&amp;#39;s the caddy that I was talking 
about that the hard disks go into.</text><text start="1622.25" dur="1.7">Uh, it actually goes in here...</text><text start="1623.95" dur="2.15">*Clattering Noises*</text><text start="1626.1" dur="5">in that, and screws into the back, so you have to 
like take this thing out, or else you can&amp;#39;t get to uh...</text><text start="1631.2" dur="4.15">actually putting anything 
in... side of there, so...</text><text start="1635.4" dur="0.5">*Thunk*</text><text start="1635.9" dur="1.65">Simple enough, though. You just...</text><text start="1637.55" dur="1.9">*Clattering Noises*</text><text start="1639.45" dur="3.65">slide in there like that, I believe, 
and that&amp;#39;s pretty much I all I gotta do.</text><text start="1643.2" dur="7.4">Well of course, I do have it set to be the only drive in there with 
those little jumper pins, which usually tells you what to do</text><text start="1650.7" dur="3.15">on the back, or the- 
the top of the drive...</text><text start="1653.85" dur="1.15">*Clattering Noises*</text><text start="1655.1" dur="1.2">where the label is.</text><text start="1656.8" dur="0.5">*Click*</text><text start="1657.45" dur="0.35">*Click*</text><text start="1657.8" dur="3.1">Just gonna line these up. 
God, I hate this design.</text><text start="1661.1" dur="1.65">Okay, so I just realized something.</text><text start="1663.5" dur="4.07">This is an early Sony CD-ROM drive, 
and that have like a Sony interface,</text><text start="1667.57" dur="3.82">and this is the cable that you can use with it, 
and I was just gonna plug it in.</text><text start="1671.39" dur="2.96">I&amp;#39;m like, &amp;quot;Wait a second... 
I don&amp;#39;t have anywhere to plug that in...</text><text start="1674.9" dur="1.75">in the rest of the computer here.&amp;quot;</text><text start="1676.85" dur="2.25">Uh, there&amp;#39;s like spaces to do...</text><text start="1679.25" dur="0.5">*Clatter*</text><text start="1679.75" dur="3.9">you know, different interfaces 
and whatnot on the AWE32 and...</text><text start="1683.85" dur="5.15">I&amp;#39;ve got some things on the controller card that 
are all filled. Yeah, none of them are going to fit that.</text><text start="1689" dur="5.3">I do actually have a controller- deal, like the Sony, 
which just plugs in right here, you can see actually says</text><text start="1694.4" dur="2">&amp;quot;SONY CDROM&amp;quot; *Chuckles*</text><text start="1697.18" dur="5.92">*Sigh* But, you know, this is like a sound card 
and other things that I just- I don&amp;#39;t *need*.</text><text start="1703.3" dur="7.45">So what I&amp;#39;m gonna do is swap out this CD-ROM here, 
the Sony, it&amp;#39;s a classic, but I don&amp;#39;t want other cards in there.</text><text start="1710.95" dur="0.45">*Thud*</text><text start="1711.4" dur="5.2">Especially audio ones potentially conflicting and I could 
probably make it work, but I just don&amp;#39;t want to, so screw it!</text><text start="1717.1" dur="2.15">Alright, you weirdo. Get out of there!</text><text start="1719.25" dur="0.9">*Scraping Noises*</text><text start="1720.25" dur="2.3">Put something much more appropriate in here instead.</text><text start="1722.8" dur="5.45">I picked up something at the local 
Circuit City just a few minutes ago,</text><text start="1728.25" dur="6.15">a brand-new in box Blaster CD-ROM 2x by Creative.</text><text start="1735.15" dur="5.4">And no, Circuit City has been out of business for 
friggin&amp;#39; ever, which it makes me very sad, *but* this...</text><text start="1740.55" dur="0.6">*Thud*</text><text start="1741.2" dur="4.66">I have had this for a while and uh, well, 
figure I may as well open it up and install it in here.</text><text start="1746.35" dur="7.9">because uh, this&amp;#39;ll work just fine with what I&amp;#39;ve got, 
and it also includes... an interface card and cable.</text><text start="1754.3" dur="2">Well, since we&amp;#39;re here, may as well do an unboxing.</text><text start="1758.85" dur="2.25">It&amp;#39;s pretty cool to actually... I don&amp;#39;t remember...</text><text start="1762.4" dur="3.85">how long I&amp;#39;ve had this, but it&amp;#39;s been quite a while 
and I&amp;#39;ve been wanting to open it up anyway and...</text><text start="1766.35" dur="1.45">just use it for a rainy day.</text><text start="1768.2" dur="0.98">So let&amp;#39;s see.</text><text start="1769.45" dur="1.35">Ooh, look at that!</text><text start="1771.2" dur="1.05">Brand-new!</text><text start="1773.65" dur="1.2">*Chuckles*</text><text start="1775.6" dur="1.1">Very cool.</text><text start="1778.15" dur="6.2">So... you got the little baggie here with 
the cable and uh... another one of those.</text><text start="1784.35" dur="5.05">This is actually gonna have a different end connector 
for the audio... so it&amp;#39;s a good thing it came with that.</text><text start="1789.4" dur="0.5">*Thud*</text><text start="1791.25" dur="2.5">Mmm... I like this, this is really cool.</text><text start="1796.25" dur="0.5">*Thud*</text><text start="1797.45" dur="4.65">Was always jealous of these- or 
envious of my friends that uh, had one...</text><text start="1802.35" dur="2.75">uh, Creative CD-ROM, look at that.</text><text start="1805.1" dur="3.4">&amp;quot;MPC2 - Multimedia PC&amp;quot; standard.</text><text start="1809.05" dur="2.35">Adheres to that just fine. Brand new!</text><text start="1811.4" dur="1.85">Ooh, that&amp;#39;s really cool.</text><text start="1814.1" dur="5.4">Uh, made in 1995, actually! So this must have 
been a mu- a later like, re-release budget thing.</text><text start="1819.5" dur="3.7">I- I guess that makes sense with 
the packaging and like the whole, &amp;quot;Value!&amp;quot;</text><text start="1824.05" dur="2.5">So here is the controller card.</text><text start="1826.55" dur="0.95">*Crinkling Sounds*</text><text start="1827.5" dur="2.75">And this... looks like just an 8-bit ISA.</text><text start="1831.15" dur="0.55">Yep.</text><text start="1833.86" dur="3.59">So that&amp;#39;ll just drop right in 
there and um... check it out.</text><text start="1837.45" dur="4">This thing is so clean! Makes sense, 
but I mean, it really is!</text><text start="1843.4" dur="0.6">Huh.</text><text start="1844.9" dur="3.2">You know, it looks like I could 
actually hook in that Sony drive...</text><text start="1848.6" dur="1.15">*Chuckle*</text><text start="1849.75" dur="2.1">on this one, but uh...</text><text start="1852.6" dur="3.4">No, I&amp;#39;m gonna go with the Creative because 
I have more nostalgia for that anyway.</text><text start="1856" dur="0.8">*Clack*</text><text start="1858.2" dur="2.4">See what else we get in here. 
This is pretty cool.</text><text start="1861.75" dur="9.75">Uh, we get... &amp;quot;Thank You&amp;quot; registration card, 
a User&amp;#39;s Guide for the Blaster CD-ROM 2x.</text><text start="1872.05" dur="3.36">&amp;quot;Have You Seen These Forces?&amp;quot; My God.</text><text start="1875.41" dur="2.99">*Page Flipping Noises*</text><text start="1878.4" dur="2.95">There&amp;#39;s some pretty hefty documentation here, look at all this!</text><text start="1882.35" dur="1.2">Good grief!</text><text start="1886.1" dur="6">Well, installing CD-ROM support in DOS is no easy task 
sometimes, especially Windows 3.1 too.</text><text start="1892.2" dur="1.4">There&amp;#39;s an Addendum.</text><text start="1894.25" dur="4.05">And uh, looks like we have a 
floppy disk for some software.</text><text start="1899.1" dur="1.95">Do I wanna open this or not?</text><text start="1901.2" dur="1">I think I do.</text><text start="1903" dur="1.35">*Thunder Rumbling*</text><text start="1904.5" dur="1.25">Mm, thunder outside.</text><text start="1906.45" dur="3.95">Oh yeah. Sound Blaster CD-ROM installation disk.</text><text start="1912.65" dur="2.85">Not seen in 21 years.</text><text start="1916.35" dur="0.95">Very cool.</text><text start="1918.4" dur="5.7">Well, this will make it a heck of a lot easier to set up. 
But... I was hoping to do a like, figure out...</text><text start="1924.1" dur="4.86">where I was gonna get the drivers and things for 
that Sony drive and how to make that work, but...</text><text start="1929.3" dur="2.9">this is about as simple as it gets.</text><text start="1932.75" dur="2.05">So yeah, I was right. Um...</text><text start="1934.8" dur="6.2">The cable that the Creative CD-ROM drive comes with 
actually plugs directly into the AWE32 sound card,</text><text start="1941.25" dur="4">so I don&amp;#39;t even need to use this guy at all. 
This is a very useful card to have</text><text start="1945.25" dur="5.5">for that Sony and Creative drive uh, 
ports right there. That&amp;#39;s really cool.</text><text start="1950.89" dur="0.66">*Thud*</text><text start="1951.75" dur="1.3">Uggh...</text><text start="1953.05" dur="1.45">A tight fit!</text><text start="1954.75" dur="1.15">Oh yeah.</text><text start="1956.4" dur="2.5">I like the look of this much better anyway.</text><text start="1959" dur="2.95">Not necessarily the coloring or anything, but that&amp;#39;s just...</text><text start="1962.4" dur="4.6">I remember seeing so many Creative drives 
on friend&amp;#39;s and family&amp;#39;s computers that...</text><text start="1967.55" dur="1.6">Oh man, I always wanted one.</text><text start="1969.4" dur="3.5">Oh yeah, everything&amp;#39;s in here. Looking good!</text><text start="1973.25" dur="3.55">Cable management is... top notch. *Giggles*</text><text start="1976.8" dur="3.15">Uh... but you know, if this works...</text><text start="1980.2" dur="1.75">I don&amp;#39;t really care too much.</text><text start="1982.1" dur="1.95">Moment of truth, see if anything works.</text><text start="1984.05" dur="0.5">*Click*</text><text start="1985.45" dur="1.05">There&amp;#39;s the power.</text><text start="1987.7" dur="2.05">Ooh, got a signal. Yes!</text><text start="1990.35" dur="3.3">16 megs of RAM, there&amp;#39;s the motherboard.</text><text start="1994.9" dur="1.3">I hear the hard drive.</text><text start="1998.35" dur="4.15">Ooh, it detected. C: drive failure. 
Well, that&amp;#39;s... kind of expected.</text><text start="2003" dur="2.85">I don&amp;#39;t think there- okay, 66 megahertz...</text><text start="2006.05" dur="0.65">Tck tck.</text><text start="2007.55" dur="1.45">It&amp;#39;s all looking pretty cool.</text><text start="2011.4" dur="2.37">Yeah, it&amp;#39;s missing the operating system, that&amp;#39;s...</text><text start="2014.05" dur="1.45">Alright, so...</text><text start="2016.15" dur="5.45">Uh... don&amp;#39;t have... floppy drive B: detected there.</text><text start="2022.35" dur="3.95">Kinda makes sense, let&amp;#39;s restart this thing 
and get it into the setup program.</text><text start="2026.8" dur="4.8">And check this out, alright? So this is what 
I was *really*... *Chuckle* I- I just love this BIOS.</text><text start="2032.1" dur="5.7">Look at this. It&amp;#39;s like a... an Atari ST or something, 
it just... it has that sort of look to it.</text><text start="2039" dur="4">It&amp;#39;s- it&amp;#39;s really cool. Okay, so let&amp;#39;s take 
a look here... Date and time...</text><text start="2045.1" dur="1.6">Wow, it already knows?</text><text start="2048.25" dur="1.25">What the heck, man!?</text><text start="2049.95" dur="1.25">That&amp;#39;s pretty cool.</text><text start="2051.75" dur="2.85">Seriously, that&amp;#39;s impressive. 
I have not set this myself.</text><text start="2054.6" dur="3.7">*Laughter* Whoever had this thing 
before me must have like, set it...</text><text start="2058.3" dur="0.55">*Rumble*</text><text start="2058.85" dur="2.4">Wow, it has kept track of the time...</text><text start="2062.3" dur="5.6">Within like a few minutes, that&amp;#39;s... pretty amazing, alright? 
That battery must still be pretty good in there.</text><text start="2069.1" dur="4.15">Cause yeah, I- I didn‘t check the uh, 
CR2032, I didn&amp;#39;t take it out... or anything.</text><text start="2073.25" dur="2.4">That&amp;#39;s genuinely impressive to me.</text><text start="2076.7" dur="3.5">So... I&amp;#39;m... gonna say that maybe...</text><text start="2082" dur="4.2">Yeah, let&amp;#39;s try that and see what happens. 
Hard disk C:, ooh, it&amp;#39;s...</text><text start="2088" dur="2.35">It&amp;#39;s user-set, is that what I really want?</text><text start="2091.4" dur="2.7">I didn&amp;#39;t even see if it was detecting it as the correct...</text><text start="2094.65" dur="1.05">drive, um...</text><text start="2095.7" dur="2.55">Looks like we can detect C:, 
let&amp;#39;s see what that is.</text><text start="2100.2" dur="5">Yeah, that&amp;#39;s correct. Wow, it detected it nicely. 
See, yeah, I *love* this BIOS, it&amp;#39;s so cool! Look at this!</text><text start="2106" dur="2.3">ARMY MODE BIOS!</text><text start="2108.4" dur="1.55">PASTEL, SKY!</text><text start="2109.95" dur="4.05">This is like Windows 2.0 kinda crap here 
is what it looks like, isn&amp;#39;t this great?</text><text start="2114.1" dur="1.5">I love t- this makes me so happy!</text><text start="2116" dur="2.7">Okay, le- let me... move the camera here for a sec,</text><text start="2119.55" dur="0.65">Check it out.</text><text start="2120.45" dur="3.7">Uh, the turbo is displaying 
the 66 megahertz right there. Um...</text><text start="2124.15" dur="0.6">*Click*</text><text start="2125.25" dur="1.85">I don&amp;#39;t know if this is functioning...</text><text start="2128.4" dur="3.35">I probably should check that here soon. 
But anyway, um, basically...</text><text start="2132.4" dur="5.35">What this is asking right here on the uh, 
the screen, &amp;quot;System Boot Up Speed&amp;quot; is in &amp;quot;High,&amp;quot;</text><text start="2137.8" dur="6.21">so when you press the turbo button, it&amp;#39;ll go down to 
like the lower uh, compatible mode for lower speed.</text><text start="2144.75" dur="2.51">Rest of this is lookin&amp;#39; pretty good.</text><text start="2147.85" dur="1.7">Oh sweet, no error that time.</text><text start="2151.6" dur="1.35">Awesome! Awesome.</text><text start="2154" dur="0.9">Awesome!</text><text start="2155.6" dur="7.05">Alright, so... yeah, I have actually used this hard drive 
as something else before just to uh- just to test it out.</text><text start="2162.65" dur="3.06">It doesn&amp;#39;t actually have like full DOS 6.22 on there.</text><text start="2165.71" dur="4.64">Like see, it&amp;#39;s asking for time and date and weird crap, 
it&amp;#39;s really just like COMMAND.COM and that&amp;#39;s it.</text><text start="2170.5" dur="4.65">Uh, but I did actually put uh 
Keen Dreams *Chuckle* on there, um...</text><text start="2175.15" dur="1.35">I don&amp;#39;t remember why.</text><text start="2180.25" dur="1.15">Keen Dreams!</text><text start="2182.8" dur="0.7">Neat!</text><text start="2185.95" dur="2.5">See if the PC speaker works and 
I connected that correctly.</text><text start="2188.75" dur="1">Ooh, I don&amp;#39;t hear it!</text><text start="2192.8" dur="1.6">Nope, doesn&amp;#39;t seem to be working.</text><text start="2195.25" dur="3.1">So we got some things to sort out, 
but this is very promising.</text><text start="2199.95" dur="3.05">Okay, so, this is gonna be... interesting to try to fix.</text><text start="2203.3" dur="5.35">Brand new CD drive, uh, when you hit 
the eject button, check that out.</text><text start="2208.65" dur="3.05">That&amp;#39;s as far as it opens. *Laughter*</text><text start="2211.8" dur="4.5">For brand new, uh... I am not impressed. 
This is more of a budget release than I thought.</text><text start="2216.65" dur="1.25">Alright, so check it out...</text><text start="2217.95" dur="0.8">*Sliding noise*</text><text start="2220.25" dur="4.15">This whole... back part here, uh...</text><text start="2225.05" dur="3.3">it&amp;#39;s supposed to look... more like *that*...</text><text start="2229" dur="3.9">and instead, it&amp;#39;s like coming out 
of that little area in there...</text><text start="2233.25" dur="2.25">and is all busted up. I can&amp;#39;t believe it.</text><text start="2236.7" dur="3.15">Brand new in the box, the box 
has not even been harmed...</text><text start="2240.25" dur="3.25">Yeah, I mean, you saw it- 
it looked like... well, brand new.</text><text start="2243.85" dur="4.4">Um, let&amp;#39;s see if I can fix this, but if not, *Chuckle* 
I might be going back to the Sony. Good grief.</text><text start="2248.6" dur="2.38">&amp;#39;Kay, I will be surprised if this works.</text><text start="2251.95" dur="4.4">But, there we go. 
So I was able to just... *Chuckle*</text><text start="2256.35" dur="6.15">literally take this assembly, I picked it up and plopped it 
back where it was. *Laughter* Or where it&amp;#39;s supposed to be.</text><text start="2263.3" dur="5.7">I guess it just came from the factory like that. 
That is... ridiculously cheap!</text><text start="2269.2" dur="5.15">I- I mean, this whole assembly is 
just really cheap. Ugh... that&amp;#39;s unfortunate.</text><text start="2274.45" dur="1.35">*Eject Sound*</text><text start="2276.2" dur="1.05">Much better.</text><text start="2277.25" dur="1.1">*Insert Sound*</text><text start="2278.35" dur="5.15">So I&amp;#39;ve got the wonky CD-ROM drive figured out, 
but I do have another one to- another problem to sort now.</text><text start="2283.5" dur="6.35">So... the A: and B: drives are reading, 
but they&amp;#39;re not exactly... reliable.</text><text start="2290.1" dur="4.95">Like, they&amp;#39;re recognizing just fine, 
but when I try to read a disk...</text><text start="2295.3" dur="3.8">Uh, I get this horrible &amp;quot;General failure reading drive A,&amp;quot;</text><text start="2299.45" dur="3.55">which is... unfortunately a pretty common problem...</text><text start="2303.35" dur="4.1">for these. I&amp;#39;m going to try to access 
the B: drive now. Oh, let me put the disk in there.</text><text start="2310.1" dur="1.15">Uh, try that again.</text><text start="2313.65" dur="2.4">And this one typically seems...</text><text start="2316.89" dur="1.46">to read things...</text><text start="2319.4" dur="1.95">Yeah, it read that just fine.</text><text start="2321.9" dur="6.55">I&amp;#39;ve had a couple times where it hasn&amp;#39;t though, so... 
you know, I&amp;#39;m- I&amp;#39;m gonna check the drives themselves.</text><text start="2328.65" dur="6.1">Check the cable, check the uh controller card, 
uh, there&amp;#39;s a bunch of things this could be.</text><text start="2335.25" dur="5.2">It could also just be that this is a bad drive. 
I&amp;#39;ve never actually tried that- that 3½ inch drive before.</text><text start="2340.65" dur="4.7">You know, this one usually works in the other machine 
that I&amp;#39;ve used it on, so... well, here we go!</text><text start="2345.55" dur="5.58">Easiest way to check it really quick is just 
to try another 3½ inch drive here and uh...</text><text start="2352.05" dur="1">Well...</text><text start="2354.8" dur="2.45">Eh, it&amp;#39;s getting the same error, 
so it&amp;#39;s probably something else.</text><text start="2357.5" dur="6.25">*Sigh* Okay, after 35-40 minutes of 
screwing around with everything I could,</text><text start="2363.75" dur="3.55">replacing cables, replacing disks and cards man, I frickin&amp;#39;-</text><text start="2367.4" dur="4">I put in a whole- I switched 
around everything, really. *Chuckles*</text><text start="2371.4" dur="3.1">So the sound card&amp;#39;s at the bottom now, 
and I also put in this uh...</text><text start="2374.7" dur="2.2">an- another controller card that I had.</text><text start="2377.4" dur="3">um, which is actually a VLB card, you can kinda see it there.</text><text start="2380.4" dur="1.3">(My phone shadow is in the way.)</text><text start="2381.9" dur="2.78">But it&amp;#39;s basically is the same as the one 
I had in there that was just normal ISA,</text><text start="2384.8" dur="3.95">hooked everything up, and uh using 
the same old floppy drive and looky here!</text><text start="2390.75" dur="1.05">Everything&amp;#39;s fine.</text><text start="2392.3" dur="1.1">Perfectly fine.</text><text start="2393.8" dur="3.2">So... somewhere along the line, 
it has been fixed...</text><text start="2397.9" dur="1.45">I don&amp;#39;t give a crap where.</text><text start="2399.6" dur="2">Well, now that I&amp;#39;ve got a working A: drive...</text><text start="2402.9" dur="4.7">It&amp;#39;s time to install MS-DOS 6, or specifically 6.22.</text><text start="2409.2" dur="2.25">Probably install Windows 3.1 eventually as well.</text><text start="2412.25" dur="4.4">But uh... we&amp;#39;re just gonna you know... gotta 
have DOS first, so that&amp;#39;s what we&amp;#39;re gonna do.</text><text start="2416.7" dur="5.5">*Chuckles* This classic setup for 
Microsoft operating systems- they used this for...</text><text start="2423.15" dur="3">Man, &amp;#39;till what? Windows Vista or something? Maybe...</text><text start="2426.55" dur="5.2">&amp;quot;Fix it with ScanDisk!&amp;quot; Disk problems? 
Just... diagnose them! Correct them!</text><text start="2432" dur="4.5">I&amp;#39;m... sure it probably... works for 
some things, but, you know what?</text><text start="2436.9" dur="1.9">Who ever really used ScanDisk?</text><text start="2439.19" dur="1.26">Oh, this is going to be good.</text><text start="2445" dur="0.8">Killer.</text><text start="2446.75" dur="7.15">Aw yeah, and I... plugged in the PC speaker, so 
Keen Dreams should have PC speaker sound now.</text><text start="2454.25" dur="2.8">The actual PC speaker noise... on.</text><text start="2457.7" dur="0.5">Whoops.</text><text start="2458.2" dur="1.35">*PC speaker SFX*</text><text start="2459.55" dur="0.5">Ha ha.</text><text start="2460.05" dur="3.85">*PC speaker SFX*</text><text start="2463.9" dur="0.4">Hee hee,</text><text start="2464.3" dur="0.8">Yaaaay!!!</text><text start="2465.5" dur="1.7">PC speaker noise!</text><text start="2467.2" dur="1.8">Oh, it sounds so cool.</text><text start="2470.4" dur="5.25">Okay, I guess we&amp;#39;ll try setting up the CD-ROM drive 
now and see if my quick repair worked.</text><text start="2479.05" dur="3">Oh yeah, it&amp;#39;s uh... just, that.</text><text start="2483.45" dur="2.25">So let&amp;#39;s see what we got here...</text><text start="2487.95" dur="5">It&amp;#39;s like you&amp;#39;ll uh... I probably will only have to do 
the same installation when I get 3.1 on here.</text><text start="2493.2" dur="2.85">But... this is the DOS installer!</text><text start="2496.05" dur="2.7">So... let&amp;#39;s see what we got. SBCD works fine with me.</text><text start="2499.7" dur="2.95">Oookay, I&amp;#39;m assuming it&amp;#39;s that, since I didn&amp;#39;t change...</text><text start="2503.2" dur="2.5">Actually, you know, I&amp;#39;m not sure! Heh heh.</text><text start="2505.8" dur="6.1">Maybe I should&amp;#39;ve checked that because I&amp;#39;m actually plugging 
this into the AWE32, not the... card that it came with.</text><text start="2512.3" dur="0.6">Oh!</text><text start="2513.5" dur="0.75">Oh good!</text><text start="2515.35" dur="4.55">Well, it&amp;#39;s at least got this, I don&amp;#39;t know... 
Ooh, it&amp;#39;s not ready. Huh.</text><text start="2520.4" dur="3.55">It- it, yeah, so I might need to switch that address...</text><text start="2524.7" dur="3.65">Okay, now it&amp;#39;s time to install the AWE32...</text><text start="2528.7" dur="1.8">wonderful sound card here!</text><text start="2530.9" dur="1.9">Off of the original floppy disks!</text><text start="2533.25" dur="3.5">And uh, yeah, let&amp;#39;s just... well, 
let me see what&amp;#39;s in the &amp;quot;Custom&amp;quot; here.</text><text start="2537" dur="1.55">Oh my. All sorts of crap.</text><text start="2540.15" dur="5.45">*Chuckle* A lot of things I don&amp;#39;t necessarily need, 
especially because there&amp;#39;s uh, Windows stuff that I just...</text><text start="2546.15" dur="1.94">I don&amp;#39;t even have Windows on here right now.</text><text start="2548.3" dur="5.3">So yeah, this is interesting. I don&amp;#39;t exactly have any 
of these drives, but... you know, maybe this&amp;#39;ll work...</text><text start="2554.25" dur="0.8">We&amp;#39;ll see...</text><text start="2555.65" dur="5.35">You see all that stuff that just went by earlier about 
the IRQ and DMA settings and things like that? Well...</text><text start="2561.55" dur="3.9">*Sigh* There&amp;#39;s a reason that can 
be such an absolute *pain*...</text><text start="2565.45" dur="3.65">and that is because each piece of hardware 
that goes in there: all the cards and stuff,</text><text start="2569.1" dur="4.25">they&amp;#39;re gonna have IRQ and DMA settings 
that basically is like memory addresses and</text><text start="2573.35" dur="5.9">the system knowing where to look for certain things and whatnot, 
and if they happen to have the same settings....</text><text start="2580.65" dur="6.56">Uh, they can conflict or if they&amp;#39;re looking in the wrong space, 
they can conflict, and all sorts of things... that can conflict.</text><text start="2587.21" dur="2.59">It&amp;#39;s... a wonderful, terrible thing!</text><text start="2590.4" dur="4.35">Let&amp;#39;s try some Duke Nukem 2 as a test... for the sound.</text><text start="2594.75" dur="7.85">I know it&amp;#39;s not exactly AWE32 like, tier wavetable stuff, 
but... eh, I&amp;#39;ll at least try Sound Blaster and AdLib.</text><text start="2603.05" dur="0.7">Hm...</text><text start="2605.15" dur="2">Ehhh, it isn&amp;#39;t promising, no music.</text><text start="2612" dur="2.5">[♪ Gun Fire SFX ♪]</text><text start="2614.5" dur="0.75">Huh.</text><text start="2618.35" dur="4.6">Okay, so we&amp;#39;ve got Sound Blaster sound, 
like PCM audio, but no AdLib, or...?</text><text start="2625.3" dur="1.75">Duke: &amp;quot;I&amp;#39;m back.&amp;quot;</text><text start="2628.1" dur="1.05">*Boom*</text><text start="2629.4" dur="1.05">*Boom*</text><text start="2630.7" dur="3.05">Well, that&amp;#39;s fascinating. 
I don&amp;#39;t think I&amp;#39;ve ever uh... heh heh...</text><text start="2634.55" dur="1.6">Yeah, it&amp;#39;s turned on.</text><text start="2636.95" dur="5.55">Okay, so this is the testing utility/diagnostic utility 
for the AWE32, so we should be able to...</text><text start="2643.95" dur="2.15">[♪ Music &amp;amp; VO ♪]: &amp;quot;8-bit testing!&amp;quot;</text><text start="2646.25" dur="2.25">LGR: &amp;quot;8-bit testing!&amp;quot; Okay, so we got that.</text><text start="2649.3" dur="1.75">[♪ Music &amp;amp; VO ♪]: &amp;quot;16-bit testing!&amp;quot;</text><text start="2651.55" dur="0.8">&amp;#39;Kay, that&amp;#39;s good.</text><text start="2652.35" dur="1.5">[♪ FM Synthesis Music ♪]</text><text start="2653.85" dur="0.5">Huh...</text><text start="2654.35" dur="1.9">[♪ FM Synthesis Music ♪]</text><text start="2657.75" dur="2.65">[♪ Advanced WavEffects Music ♪]</text><text start="2660.4" dur="2.6">Everything seems to be working...</text><text start="2663" dur="6.95">[♪ Louder Advanced WavEffects Music ♪]</text><text start="2669.95" dur="1.55">Very well, I might say.</text><text start="2671.95" dur="4.9">Uh... so that&amp;#39;s cool. Maybe it just 
needed a friggin&amp;#39;... be stupid.</text><text start="2677.55" dur="1.7">[♪ Duke Nukem 2 Menu Music ♪]</text><text start="2679.25" dur="4.4">It is just... insanely low volume, okay, 
well, we know how to fix that.</text><text start="2683.65" dur="2.45">[♪ Menu Music Cont. ♪]</text><text start="2686.85" dur="2.8">Alright, let&amp;#39;s get out of here and get back to the uh...</text><text start="2690.75" dur="4.6">So this is where you can adjust like 
the volume for... all sorts of things, really.</text><text start="2695.6" dur="3.35">And uh, yeah, if we... if we want to...</text><text start="2699.7" dur="3.6">Um... some equalizer settings and things 
like that in here too, but uh...</text><text start="2703.3" dur="5.8">[♪ Duke Nukem 2 Music ♪]</text><text start="2709.61" dur="3.29">*Crackles*</text><text start="2712.9" dur="1.5">[♪ Duke Nukem 2 Music ♪]</text><text start="2714.4" dur="0.5">*Crackle*</text><text start="2715.15" dur="3.55">So, I haven&amp;#39;t had uh, much luck 
getting the CD drive to work...</text><text start="2719.1" dur="4.35">with the sound card, so I&amp;#39;m gonna 
actually try it with the card it came with...</text><text start="2723.55" dur="3.45">just to see if indeed the CD drive is working because...</text><text start="2727.15" dur="2.55">I dunno, I mean, it could be screwed up for all I know.</text><text start="2730.1" dur="6.4">Another thing I&amp;#39;ve noticed is that the main 
speaker output here... is really crackly, like...</text><text start="2737" dur="3.95">Uh, I mean, i- it&amp;#39;s seen better days, anyway, 
this card, so what I&amp;#39;m gonna do is...</text><text start="2741.3" dur="4.1">Uh, use a little bit of this 
DeoxIT contact cleaner, which is good for,</text><text start="2745.6" dur="2.5">well, cleaning contacts and stuff *Chuckles*</text><text start="2748.4" dur="3.3">and especially like deoxidizing audio ports.</text><text start="2752.55" dur="7.35">*Spraying Sounds*</text><text start="2760.05" dur="1.65">*Clatter Noises*</text><text start="2761.7" dur="0.8">*Chuckles*</text><text start="2762.55" dur="0.4">Yeah.</text><text start="2762.95" dur="2.7">*Clicking*</text><text start="2765.65" dur="7.25">So... in theory, this is supposed to just... break up 
the oxidization and some other crap that&amp;#39;s in there.</text><text start="2773.7" dur="2.65">Works really well for a lot 
of audio equipment that I have, so...</text><text start="2776.85" dur="4.45">Hopefully, it will resolve my problems here too, 
so we&amp;#39;ll let that sit for a while, kind of...</text><text start="2781.5" dur="2.7">let it go and then spray it a little bit more,</text><text start="2784.55" dur="4.9">then let it dry off and uh, get all that crap out of there. 
And hopefully, we&amp;#39;ll have some good audio.</text><text start="2790.1" dur="1.15">Please...</text><text start="2792.95" dur="2.05">Oooh! Ooh! Ooooooh!</text><text start="2795.2" dur="0.7">Okay!</text><text start="2796.55" dur="4.65">Sweet, alright. So I guess that- that worked. 
Uh, putting in the Creative card...</text><text start="2801.6" dur="4.3">not the sound card, the interface card 
for the CD-ROM. Awesome!</text><text start="2806.65" dur="1.6">So we should have D: accessible...</text><text start="2808.5" dur="3.75">Oh, I hear it spinning, 
hopefully it&amp;#39;s okay... *Laughter*</text><text start="2812.25" dur="3.55">It sounds a little bit like it&amp;#39;s rubbing up 
against something, which it probably is.</text><text start="2816.9" dur="1.16">*Grinding Noise*</text><text start="2818.55" dur="1.8">Yep, okay, so I was afraid of that.</text><text start="2821.55" dur="3.6">Ngh, kind of uh... as expected, to be honest...</text><text start="2825.4" dur="5.35">So... CD is fine, it didn&amp;#39;t mess up anything, but 
the internals are a little screwed up because of the whole uh,</text><text start="2830.75" dur="2.25">well, the fact that it&amp;#39;s just a piece of crap.</text><text start="2833.4" dur="1.9">*Ominous Breathing*</text><text start="2835.4" dur="3.6">Well, it&amp;#39;s been interesting couple of days, but uh, 
here&amp;#39;s the solution I&amp;#39;ve got at the moment:</text><text start="2839" dur="4.5">I&amp;#39;m just using this random Acer CD-ROM drive, 
which is much later. It&amp;#39;s a 50x...</text><text start="2843.5" dur="2.9">I don&amp;#39;t like it being in here, 
since it doesn&amp;#39;t fit in my whole uh...</text><text start="2846.55" dur="4.05">you know, early &amp;#39;90s aesthetic, that&amp;#39;s more like, 
much later &amp;#39;90s, but uh, you know, whatever...</text><text start="2850.65" dur="1.6">I don&amp;#39;t care, because...</text><text start="2852.6" dur="2.7">It frickin&amp;#39; works and it&amp;#39;s an IDE drive,</text><text start="2855.3" dur="4.1">and I don&amp;#39;t have to mess with any 
stupid controller cards or anything like that.</text><text start="2859.5" dur="3.65">Eh, this is the lazy way out, but uh that&amp;#39;s 
what I&amp;#39;m doing right now until I get a better,</text><text start="2863.6" dur="3.65">more appropriate for the era 
CD-ROM that actually works.</text><text start="2867.25" dur="1.3">&amp;#39;Cause I tried the Sony one...</text><text start="2868.95" dur="0.95">Eh, didn&amp;#39;t work.</text><text start="2870.05" dur="6.05">And like, uh, the Creative one, there&amp;#39;s just so many problems 
I&amp;#39;ve had over the past couple of days and I&amp;#39;m just pissed, so here we go!</text><text start="2876.25" dur="6.21">Uh heh, here... is... see, Duke Nukem 3D 
that I was trying to do the other day.</text><text start="2882.7" dur="3.15">Just trying to install this, and uh... 
you know, there we go.</text><text start="2885.96" dur="0.69">Excellent.</text><text start="2886.95" dur="1.4">Exactly what I wanted to do.</text><text start="2888.8" dur="5.7">Now setting up these IDE drives is super simple, cause like 
I said, you don&amp;#39;t need like a... an extra controller card...</text><text start="2894.67" dur="3.88">or any weird interfaces- It&amp;#39;s just IDE, 
the same as the hard disk that I&amp;#39;m using.</text><text start="2898.95" dur="4.65">And so, what you do for that is as long 
as your DOS version is uh, compatible,</text><text start="2903.75" dur="4.5">you can just put this into your CONFIG.SYS file 
(I&amp;#39;ve named this one &amp;quot;FARTS&amp;quot;).</text><text start="2908.45" dur="5.2">It&amp;#39;s using the CD1.SYS, which is just like 
a standard Oak CD-ROM file that&amp;#39;s uh,</text><text start="2913.85" dur="3.45">it comes with a lot of versions of DOS and 
I dunno, I just have it floating around.</text><text start="2917.4" dur="1.45">You can find it if you need to.</text><text start="2919.1" dur="2.25">And then you add this to your AUTOEXEC.BAT,</text><text start="2921.5" dur="5.55">and this will start up the uh, actual CD-ROM 
capability when your computer starts.</text><text start="2927.05" dur="4.95">This tells it to look for FARTS, which is in here, 
and this tells it to make it the D: drive.</text><text start="2932.45" dur="1">And um...</text><text start="2933.7" dur="5.6">Obviously you can change around some of this 
if you want to, but... this is how I&amp;#39;m doing it for now.</text><text start="2939.35" dur="4.35">Okay, just to test out some things 
in Duke 3D really quick, and uh,</text><text start="2943.7" dur="3.35">well, I have successfully set the AWE32...</text><text start="2947.6" dur="3.25">goodness in here and the music set to that as well.</text><text start="2951.2" dur="2">Everything&amp;#39;s pretty much default, so...</text><text start="2954.9" dur="3.02">[♪ Collapsing Bowling Pins ♪]</text><text start="2957.92" dur="0.58">Nice!</text><text start="2959.35" dur="5.8">[♪ Duke Nukem 3D Theme Song - AWE32 Rendition ♪]</text><text start="2965.25" dur="2.6">Kinda sounds like crap, but uh... You know, whatever.</text><text start="2968" dur="3.6">So let&amp;#39;s try this 640x480 VESA mode here, um...</text><text start="2972.05" dur="2.25">Uh, you know what? It&amp;#39;s- It&amp;#39;s not going to do that at all.</text><text start="2974.6" dur="3.33">Um... Let&amp;#39;s do it anyway, 
because it&amp;#39;s probably going to suck.</text><text start="2979.6" dur="4.55">[♪ Explosion SFX ♪]</text><text start="2984.15" dur="5.3">Well, we&amp;#39;re going to get an intro screen but uh, you&amp;#39;re 
going to see what happens when eh, you try to run this...</text><text start="2989.45" dur="1.15">[♪ Intro Theme ♪]</text><text start="2990.6" dur="6.7">at 640x480, on a 486-66, it just... 
it takes forever to load, for one thing...</text><text start="2997.3" dur="4.05">[♪]</text><text start="3001.35" dur="2.2">But once it does... oh my word.</text><text start="3003.55" dur="1.55">[♪]</text><text start="3005.1" dur="1.4">We might get a frame a second.</text><text start="3006.5" dur="0.7">[♪]</text><text start="3007.2" dur="0.55">Ahhh!</text><text start="3007.75" dur="1.15">[♪]</text><text start="3008.9" dur="1.1">It&amp;#39;s like two!</text><text start="3010" dur="1.4">Two frames!</text><text start="3012" dur="1.45">*Chuckles*</text><text start="3014.35" dur="4.2">*Chuckling Intensifies*</text><text start="3018.55" dur="1.35">Ohhhh, man!</text><text start="3020.3" dur="8.05">You know, it&amp;#39;s just the fact that it *can* do this VESA compatible mode, 
and then- and that&amp;#39;s what would have made me happy back in the day.</text><text start="3028.35" dur="2.6">I would have learned to play this game *like this*...</text><text start="3032.18" dur="1.12">anyway!</text><text start="3033.85" dur="4.55">Uh, obviously, it&amp;#39;s- it&amp;#39;s supposed to, it&amp;#39;s gonna run 
better and just in software mode because um,</text><text start="3038.55" dur="5.85">yeah- the graphics and the CPU and just *EVERYTHING* 
are not up to snuff to uh, to work it- to work it out that way.</text><text start="3044.55" dur="1.85">[♪ Explosion SFX ♪]</text><text start="3046.4" dur="1.7">Oh yeah, that&amp;#39;s a lot better already.</text><text start="3048.1" dur="2.7">[♪]</text><text start="3050.8" dur="3.6">Sweet! Actually got a logo that moves. *Chuckles*</text><text start="3054.4" dur="2.8">[♪]</text><text start="3057.2" dur="2.85">That sound really does sound awful in AWE32 mode.</text><text start="3060.55" dur="3.55">I need to... mess with the soundfonts 
or something, man! &amp;#39;Cause that...</text><text start="3065.3" dur="2.15">You can make that sound different. *Chuckles*</text><text start="3067.7" dur="3.85">Okay, so yeah, this is about what 
I expected for a 66 megahertz...</text><text start="3071.55" dur="1.2">Duke: &amp;quot;Let&amp;#39;s rock!&amp;quot;</text><text start="3073.25" dur="5.15">So even in 320x200 here, it&amp;#39;s just still going to- 
I mean, this is going to take forever to load right here.</text><text start="3078.4" dur="1.9">Oh, it didn&amp;#39;t take as long as I thought it would.</text><text start="3080.3" dur="1.6">Duke: &amp;quot;...pay for shooting up my ride.&amp;quot;</text><text start="3081.9" dur="6">That&amp;#39;s *really* slow. So typically, what you did, 
when you had a computer of this slowness,</text><text start="3088.2" dur="2.95">was turn off the detail, turn that kind of stuff off,</text><text start="3091.25" dur="5.65">and then even screen size *waaaay* down here, 
and I do remember playing some games like this</text><text start="3097.05" dur="1.5">on my 486 back in the day.</text><text start="3098.75" dur="1.7">Look at that! It&amp;#39;s almost playable.</text><text start="3101.15" dur="7.1">I mean... sure, it&amp;#39;s just about twice the size of 
a postage stamp, but uh... it does work and you can play it.</text><text start="3108.25" dur="1.95">*Laughter*</text><text start="3110.2" dur="4.15">This brings back memories, man! Oh, it really does.</text><text start="3115.2" dur="5.05">I had a Packard Bell 486, 
I believe it was a 66DX2 like this one</text><text start="3120.25" dur="3.95">Uh, and it... you know, this is about what it could do.</text><text start="3124.2" dur="6.1">Of course, it never had a sound card, never had a CD-ROM drive, 
so it was immeasurably less cool than this computer, BUT...</text><text start="3131.05" dur="2.65">I still loved it. I&amp;#39;m amazed- 
Well, kill myself, this is-</text><text start="3133.7" dur="1.6">LGR (Duke VO): &amp;quot;THIS IS FREAKIN&amp;#39; AWFUL!&amp;quot;</text><text start="3135.66" dur="4.14">But yeah, you know what I wanted to 
play with a VESA-compatible computer?</text><text start="3139.8" dur="5.9">I just- I wanted one of these cards in here, 
and a sound card, and a CD-ROM, just to play...</text><text start="3146.3" dur="0.7">THIS.</text><text start="3147.65" dur="5.13">The SimCity 2000 Special Edition... on a CD-ROM, and...</text><text start="3153.14" dur="4.86">it just blew me away, a- a- friend of mine had 
a Compaq and it had all the things, you know?</text><text start="3158.15" dur="4">Uh, I think it was also like a 66 megahertz, 
uh 486, but had a CD-ROM drive...</text><text start="3163.1" dur="2.9">I believe by Creative, even, 
and installed that thing, and...</text><text start="3166.95" dur="1.12">Sound Blaster, and you know,</text><text start="3168.07" dur="3.93">BASICALLY, I&amp;#39;M- I&amp;#39;M EMULATING 
that experience from around 1993-&amp;#39;94,</text><text start="3172.85" dur="4.6">and this is all I wanted man, and- 
and I dunno if uh... lemme see here...</text><text start="3177.55" dur="3">SVGA card with 512K video RAM.</text><text start="3181.35" dur="2.9">Now it doesn&amp;#39;t actually tell 
you that it&amp;#39;s gotta, like...</text><text start="3184.85" dur="3.75">conform to this VESA standard thing, 
but when you run the Setup on this...</text><text start="3189.15" dur="1.95">*Thud* You know what? 
I&amp;#39;m just gonna show you right now.</text><text start="3191.5" dur="5.35">Aw man, okay yeah, so this right here. THIS 
installation screen was the *bane* of my existence...</text><text start="3197.35" dur="0.65">for years!</text><text start="3198" dur="1.4">So, when I got this...</text><text start="3199.5" dur="2.5">Not specifically the Special Edition, 
but you know, this is what I wanna do.</text><text start="3202.3" dur="3.25">Uh, it didn&amp;#39;t... it just didn&amp;#39;t work!</text><text start="3205.55" dur="5.1">Because I had a VGA card, and- and you know what? 
I think it had some sort of weird SVGA capability...</text><text start="3210.8" dur="4.2">It was a Trident card, I remember that because 
I remember thinking, &amp;quot;Oh, my video card is chewing gum.&amp;quot;</text><text start="3215.25" dur="2.75">This was all on that Packard Bell, and uh...</text><text start="3218.1" dur="1.9">You know what? It just...</text><text start="3220.8" dur="0.75">Ugh...</text><text start="3222.05" dur="2.7">It- it would not get past this, no matter what.</text><text start="3225.2" dur="1.25">Yeah, it&amp;#39;s correct.</text><text start="3226.65" dur="3.5">So, where is this in here? 
Let&amp;#39;s do the Custom Install.</text><text start="3230.9" dur="2.2">Now I remember going through here. 
We&amp;#39;re going to do the Full.</text><text start="3234.15" dur="1.8">And uh... I&amp;#39;ll get to this.</text><text start="3237.65" dur="3.05">And so, it&amp;#39;s gonna run through all the 
whole installation and then what it would do is</text><text start="3240.7" dur="4.15">there&amp;#39;s another installation for installing the- 
the VESA video drivers and whatnot</text><text start="3245.1" dur="4">for your specific computer and 
I had no idea what that crap was on mine.</text><text start="3249.8" dur="3.05">And I didn&amp;#39;t- I- I got a SimCity 2000 for Christmas.</text><text start="3253.1" dur="2.8">1994, I believe, and I couldn&amp;#39;t run it for like...</text><text start="3256.6" dur="4.75">Six months or so, while I tried to 
figure out this... VESA compatibility problem...</text><text start="3262.2" dur="3.28">and it was such a thing. I remember UniVBE...</text><text start="3265.8" dur="3.75">or something along those lines, an executable,
 (Yeah, I think it just installed it. *Chuckles*)</text><text start="3269.55" dur="5.35">you&amp;#39;ll see some of this VESA data stuff, so 
this could run it, and my computer back then couldn&amp;#39;t.</text><text start="3275.15" dur="3.33">So I&amp;#39;m *building this thing to get back* at the past!</text><text start="3278.65" dur="2.65">Always had to select PC speaker, but NOPE!</text><text start="3281.55" dur="3.65">We&amp;#39;re going to go *all-out* because I *can* now! 
Because I *made* something that&amp;#39;s *amazing*!</text><text start="3285.55" dur="2.15">Ugh! Suck it, 1993!</text><text start="3288.1" dur="0.65">BAM!</text><text start="3288.8" dur="0.75">Continue!</text><text start="3290.05" dur="2.1">Alright, same thing for this.</text><text start="3292.55" dur="1.8">Suck it 1993!</text><text start="3295.05" dur="0.8">BAM!</text><text start="3297.75" dur="2.4">Okay, so it completed just fine.</text><text start="3300.3" dur="4.2">However, it would give me all sorts 
of errors back in the day because</text><text start="3304.5" dur="2.55">of this VESA crap, and 
let me see if I can open that.</text><text start="3307.2" dur="3.65">*Chuckle* Okay, so VDTech - They all did this, 
right, and it would bring these things up.</text><text start="3311" dur="4.5">I had none of these, closest I could figure is I had 
a Trident something, but it wasn&amp;#39;t an Impact.</text><text start="3316.3" dur="4.6">And I tried *every single*... one of these.</text><text start="3321.05" dur="3.75">Yeah, look at this. It would try to bring this up and 
it was just like, &amp;quot;Holy crap, what&amp;#39;s going on?&amp;quot; But...</text><text start="3325.1" dur="0.8">Here you go! Look at this!</text><text start="3326.6" dur="1.15">VESA-compliant card.</text><text start="3327.75" dur="1.16">[♪ Maxis Logo Music ♪]</text><text start="3328.91" dur="0.74">Ohh!</text><text start="3330.45" dur="0.6">This...</text><text start="3331.65" dur="0.8">*Laughter*</text><text start="3333.55" dur="3.5">Oh man! I almost wanna cry because this is seriously...</text><text start="3337.05" dur="4.6">is what I dreamed of so much. 
This is my favorite game in the world.</text><text start="3341.65" dur="1.05">[♪ Intro ♪]</text><text start="3342.7" dur="3.1">I would play it at my friend&amp;#39;s house, 
they had the VESA card, I-</text><text start="3346.25" dur="2.55">This- this- this is worth all the hassle!</text><text start="3348.8" dur="0.8">Right here!</text><text start="3349.6" dur="2.4">[♪]</text><text start="3352" dur="1.5">Oh, this is great.</text><text start="3353.75" dur="2.2">Look at this! Oh, look at it!</text><text start="3355.95" dur="1.6">*Joyous Laughter*</text><text start="3357.55" dur="1.3">Oh, it&amp;#39;s so cool!</text><text start="3358.85" dur="2.4">[♪]</text><text start="3361.25" dur="2.65">SimCity 2000 Special Edition...</text><text start="3363.9" dur="4.3">[♪]</text><text start="3368.2" dur="1.05">So yeah man...</text><text start="3369.25" dur="1.7">[♪]</text><text start="3372.1" dur="1.45">*Relieved Sigh*</text><text start="3373.8" dur="3.1">This is all I wanted to do with this machine. 
I- I&amp;#39;m not even kidding.</text><text start="3377.4" dur="3.15">*Laughter* Of course it can&amp;#39;t find the mouse driver, 
it&amp;#39;s cause I haven&amp;#39;t loaded the mouse.</text><text start="3380.55" dur="1.05">*Laughter*</text><text start="3381.6" dur="1.25">NOOOOO!!!</text><text start="3382.85" dur="2.4">Uh, but yeah I- I just need 
to plug in a mouse really quick.</text><text start="3385.75" dur="3.2">Mm, digging around my storage 
again and found this little guy.</text><text start="3389.5" dur="2.2">Figured uh... this be a good choice for a mouse.</text><text start="3391.7" dur="2.5">&amp;quot;Logitech First Mouse&amp;quot; for IBM compatibles.</text><text start="3394.6" dur="2.8">&amp;quot;Double click with one click!&amp;quot; 
Yeah, that&amp;#39;s what the middle mouse button did.</text><text start="3397.4" dur="1.35">Heh, double click button!</text><text start="3399.05" dur="3.1">Not the uh, middle mouse button, but yeah, whatever.</text><text start="3402.3" dur="6.9">It&amp;#39;ll work for what I need, it&amp;#39;s a serial... 
and... it&amp;#39;s all pretty new and stuff inside.</text><text start="3409.35" dur="2.1">so... yeah, let&amp;#39;s get this out of the way.</text><text start="3412.2" dur="6.4">MouseWare Lite program 2. Install it, if you want, 
which... you don&amp;#39;t necessarily need to,</text><text start="3418.95" dur="2.55">DOS has its own sort of drivers for it and whatnot,</text><text start="3422.35" dur="1.25">and uh, here we go.</text><text start="3424.3" dur="3.1">It still has the sticker on it from 
when I was at Goodwill and I got it.</text><text start="3427.55" dur="3.35">But yeah, it&amp;#39;s just a *really* basic little mouse, kinda cheap.</text><text start="3431.3" dur="6.2">And uh, it&amp;#39;s got this serial to PS/2 adapter on there, obviously, 
I don&amp;#39;t need the PS/2 port, as I don&amp;#39;t have one on that computer, but...</text><text start="3438" dur="2.8">Serial is exactly what the doctor ordered.</text><text start="3441.12" dur="3.43">Alright, I&amp;#39;ve got the First Mouse 
plugged into for the first time.</text><text start="3444.55" dur="2.35">*Chuckles* 
Ahh, so clever.</text><text start="3446.95" dur="4.2">And we&amp;#39;re going to play some 
SimCity 2000 because... I really want to.</text><text start="3451.4" dur="1.75">&amp;quot;Reticulating splines...&amp;quot;</text><text start="3453.15" dur="1.2">That&amp;#39;s right, reticulate</text><text start="3454.35" dur="2.15">Duke VO: &amp;quot;those splines, baby.&amp;quot;</text><text start="3457.05" dur="1.15">We&amp;#39;re gonna call this...</text><text start="3459.85" dur="1.8">&amp;quot;Woodgraintown.&amp;quot;</text><text start="3462.1" dur="1.7">And we&amp;#39;re gonna start in 2000.</text><text start="3465.1" dur="1.55">&amp;quot;Woodgraintown founded!&amp;quot;</text><text start="3467.05" dur="4.95">&amp;quot;On this joyous Sunday celebration, Mayor Clint 
turned the first ceremonious shovel of earth...&amp;quot;</text><text start="3472.4" dur="1.35">and things happened.</text><text start="3476.79" dur="1.36">Aw yeesss!</text><text start="3480.7" dur="1.5">The good stuff right here.</text><text start="3482.2" dur="4.5">[♪]</text><text start="3486.7" dur="2.5">So, let&amp;#39;s build a power plant...</text><text start="3489.4" dur="1.1">Go with coal...</text><text start="3491.2" dur="2.65">&amp;#39;cause that&amp;#39;s the thing you do nowadays.</text><text start="3493.85" dur="28.2">[♪ Music and SFX ♪]</text><text start="3522.05" dur="3.65">Wow, I just noticed, I&amp;#39;m not talking at all. 
I am already just... into the game.</text><text start="3526.15" dur="1.15">This is just...</text><text start="3527.7" dur="1.05">I love this stuff.</text><text start="3528.75" dur="1.8">*Chuckles*</text><text start="3530.55" dur="0.65">Oohhh...</text><text start="3531.2" dur="1.05">[♪ Police Siren SFX ♪]</text><text start="3532.25" dur="1.39">Police right there...</text><text start="3533.64" dur="2.76">[♪ ZZT SFX ♪] (Game &amp;amp; LGR&amp;#39;s voice)</text><text start="3537.2" dur="0.7">[♪ ZZT SFX ♪]</text><text start="3538.4" dur="2.25">Uh... let&amp;#39;s just do... this.</text><text start="3540.65" dur="0.55">[♪ ZZT SFX ♪]</text><text start="3541.8" dur="0.85">&amp;#39;Cause why not?</text><text start="3543.85" dur="1.7">Eh, put a water pump over here...</text><text start="3545.55" dur="1.3">[♪ Drill SFX ♪]</text><text start="3546.85" dur="1.75">Do those things to plan ahead.</text><text start="3550" dur="0.6">[♪ Drill SFX ♪]</text><text start="3550.6" dur="1.95">A Flint situation going on.</text><text start="3552.55" dur="0.7">[♪ Drill SFX ♪]</text><text start="3553.95" dur="0.8">[♪ Drill SFX ♪]</text><text start="3555.4" dur="0.75">[♪ Drill SFX ♪]</text><text start="3556.15" dur="0.55">*Chuckles*</text><text start="3557.1" dur="0.8">Alright.</text><text start="3560.8" dur="1.95">Go with that uh, Cheetah speed.</text><text start="3562.95" dur="6.5">The DOS version doesn&amp;#39;t actually have African Swallow, you only got 
what that- with the Windows version of the Special Edition here, so.</text><text start="3569.7" dur="1.85">[♪ Music and SFX ♪]</text><text start="3571.55" dur="2.33">Faux Accent VO: &amp;quot;Well, that is a notable fact, that is.&amp;quot;</text><text start="3574.9" dur="0.85">Look at this!</text><text start="3575.85" dur="1.9">My town is THRIVING!</text><text start="3578" dur="0.95">Time to blow it up.</text><text start="3579.25" dur="1.25">[♪ Emergency Siren SFX ♪]</text><text start="3580.5" dur="2">[♪ Flooding SFX ♪]</text><text start="3583.6" dur="1.85">[♪ Flooding SFX ♪]</text><text start="3585.65" dur="1">Mmm-right...</text><text start="3586.65" dur="0.95">[♪ Flooding SFX ♪]</text><text start="3591.11" dur="1.39">[♪ Emergency Siren SFX ♪]</text><text start="3592.95" dur="0.8">[♪ Wind SFX ♪]</text><text start="3594.65" dur="0.75">&amp;quot;Mayday!&amp;quot;</text><text start="3595.5" dur="1.6">[♪ Wind SFX ♪]</text><text start="3597.1" dur="2.15">[♪ Riots SFX ♪]</text><text start="3599.25" dur="2.15">*Chuckles* Riots in the streets!</text><text start="3601.46" dur="0.99">[♪ Explosion SFX ♪]</text><text start="3602.45" dur="2.55">Mayor&amp;#39;s blowing up the whole town. 
We just got started!</text><text start="3605.4" dur="0.8">What is this crap!?</text><text start="3607.45" dur="0.65">Oh no!</text><text start="3608.1" dur="3.9">[♪ Wind SFX ♪]</text><text start="3612" dur="1">[♪ Burning SFX ♪]</text><text start="3613" dur="4.15">I like how they&amp;#39;re setting on fire as 
they&amp;#39;re about to be overtaken by hurricane floods.</text><text start="3617.15" dur="0.9">Oh, guess not!</text><text start="3618.05" dur="1.03">[♪ Ambulance Siren SFX ♪]</text><text start="3619.08" dur="1.17">You guys just suck then!</text><text start="3620.25" dur="1.75">[♪ Ambulance Siren SFX ♪]</text><text start="3622" dur="0.85">[♪ Wind SFX ♪]</text><text start="3622.85" dur="2.35">Whatever, I put them there. 
That&amp;#39;s just how it goes.</text><text start="3626.25" dur="1.35">Ah, this game is awesome!</text><text start="3628.1" dur="4.75">So, yeah, with the 486 it does run a tad... 
slow, I mean, but at the same time...</text><text start="3633.05" dur="2.3">it was designed to run on cities- cities-</text><text start="3635.75" dur="2.99">Good grief! Systems even slower than this.</text><text start="3638.74" dur="7.41">[♪]</text><text start="3646.15" dur="1.6">But yeah, you can see like on a...</text><text start="3647.75" dur="1.2">[♪]</text><text start="3648.95" dur="7.3">Even on a really populated city here, still running pretty well. 
I mean, it&amp;#39;s more than playable. This is how I remember playing it, so...</text><text start="3656.75" dur="0.8">It&amp;#39;s good stuff.</text><text start="3657.55" dur="3.3">[♪]</text><text start="3660.85" dur="0.8">I like this.</text><text start="3661.65" dur="0.95">[♪]</text><text start="3662.6" dur="1.05">I like this so much.</text><text start="3663.65" dur="0.8">[♪]</text><text start="3664.45" dur="4.65">But you know what, even though I do? 
Uh, let&amp;#39;s actually go and check out some other...</text><text start="3670.05" dur="7.8">some other games while uh... I have this open and um, 
just... show a few things in action here on the Woodgrain 486.</text><text start="3679.15" dur="1.35">Norton Commander...</text><text start="3680.6" dur="5.6">Yeah... there&amp;#39;s a time and a place for a bunch of 
DOS commands and entering things through text, but uh...</text><text start="3686.7" dur="0.75">*Chuckles*</text><text start="3687.7" dur="2.25">Well, if you got it, may as well use it.</text><text start="3691.1" dur="26.15">[♪ Epic Pinball ♪] 
(Direct Audio from AWE32)</text><text start="3718.15" dur="19.7">[♪ Commander Keen: Secret of the Oracle ♪] 
(Direct Audio from AWE32)</text><text start="3738.13" dur="21.07">[♪ DOOM ♪] 
(Direct Audio from AWE32)</text><text start="3759.2" dur="2.45">Well, I think you get 
the gist of it, uh, it works.</text><text start="3762.96" dur="3.64">Alright, so I&amp;#39;m pretty satisfied with the way 
this thing is working at the moment, so...</text><text start="3766.75" dur="2.2">Last thing to do is apply the woodgrain...</text><text start="3769.25" dur="1.7">and uh, well *Chuckles*</text><text start="3771.15" dur="2.85">I&amp;#39;ve never actually done this to a computer, so...</text><text start="3774.3" dur="4">I&amp;#39;m assuming I&amp;#39;m really just gonna... 
make it go all the way around and um...</text><text start="3778.9" dur="2.65">just stick it to it... best I can.</text><text start="3781.6" dur="3.7">[♪]</text><text start="3785.3" dur="3.95">Oh yeah, this is gonna work. 
Slow going trying to get all these bubbles out.</text><text start="3789.25" dur="5.15">[♪]</text><text start="3795.25" dur="4.7">Oh yesss! So I&amp;#39;ve got plenty of extra 
around the edges and whatnot...</text><text start="3800.55" dur="4">to uh, cut off, trim... 
all that kind of stuff, but look at this!</text><text start="3806.38" dur="0.57">That...</text><text start="3807.3" dur="1.35">is so cool!</text><text start="3808.95" dur="0.95">*Laughter*</text><text start="3810.05" dur="10.3">[♪]</text><text start="3823.8" dur="1">Oh yeah...</text><text start="3825.4" dur="5.35">Think I&amp;#39;ve got myself a uh, 
woodgrain PC case here! *Laughter*</text><text start="3830.9" dur="0.95">That is...!</text><text start="3832.2" dur="1.7">D&amp;#39;aw, okay. I love this.</text><text start="3834.05" dur="9.15">[♪]</text><text start="3843.8" dur="0.95">Alright.</text><text start="3845.9" dur="1.1">Look at *that*!</text><text start="3847.95" dur="2.4">Ohhh, that is the coolest!</text><text start="3850.6" dur="2.35">*Laughter*</text><text start="3852.95" dur="1.4">I love it!</text><text start="3854.35" dur="1.35">Oh man, okay.</text><text start="3856.6" dur="1.65">Look- A better look at this thing here...</text><text start="3859.25" dur="0.8">*Sigh*</text><text start="3860.05" dur="2.05">That&amp;#39;s so freakin&amp;#39; cool to me!</text><text start="3864.9" dur="2.3">Woodgrain, woodgrain, woodgrain...</text><text start="3867.45" dur="3.4">It&amp;#39;s a very nice walnut kind of texture...</text><text start="3871.75" dur="1.6">Oh yes!</text><text start="3874" dur="0.95">That....</text><text start="3876.05" dur="1.3">is pure class.</text><text start="3877.79" dur="3.21">Now, I do kind of w- 
it kind of makes me want to...</text><text start="3881.3" dur="4.2">mess with the front of this a little bit more 
and make it more uh... appropriate, like...</text><text start="3885.7" dur="4.7">I was thinking, maybe sort of 
a- a black... instead of this beige,</text><text start="3890.65" dur="3">and then maybe have these 
like a silver or something,</text><text start="3893.9" dur="2.55">but then, of course, that leaves this, 
but then again, that might work.</text><text start="3896.5" dur="6.05">And as you might have noticed, I actually did find another 
CD-ROM drive that is appropriate. This was made, I think, early 1995?</text><text start="3902.95" dur="7.1">And uh, it&amp;#39;s just a 4x... works very well, 
IDE drive, just like that Acer one was, and uh...</text><text start="3910.1" dur="1.2">oh, this is just...</text><text start="3911.65" dur="2.3">this is just so fulfilling to create.</text><text start="3914.3" dur="4.55">Well, that&amp;#39;s it for the Woodgrain 486 build for today, and *Chuckles*</text><text start="3918.85" dur="5.7">I hope you enjoyed watching this as much as 
I enjoyed creating it. This is just... uh, it was so...</text><text start="3925.1" dur="6.3">It&amp;#39;s so satisfying to create this thing, and yeah- 
there might be some of you asking very legitimately like,</text><text start="3931.4" dur="3">&amp;quot;Why not just get a pre-built DOS machine from the time?&amp;quot;</text><text start="3934.4" dur="3.9">And yeah, you can do that. Great option and, in fact, 
there&amp;#39;s a whole lot of things that you can do</text><text start="3938.5" dur="4.5">as far as like later Windows machines that make a lot more sense than something like this practically</text><text start="3943.08" dur="2.87">if you just wanna play some 
games really easily, but uh...</text><text start="3946.4" dur="2.7">Or even DOSBox, you know, fine option nowadays.</text><text start="3949.15" dur="1.05">But this!</text><text start="3950.35" dur="4.9">This is pure fulfillment. This is pure 
childhood fantasy come to life. This is just...</text><text start="3956.15" dur="4.85">geeky greatness, I- I love these kinds of projects 
and putting this thing together, it was just...</text><text start="3961" dur="1">*Eject Sound*</text><text start="3962" dur="1.65">Oh, this is so cool.</text><text start="3963.85" dur="4.34">I love this, man. This is like, 
my new favorite computer. *Laughter*</text><text start="3968.19" dur="2.36">Ohh, I- I don&amp;#39;t know, I don&amp;#39;t have much more to say,</text><text start="3970.55" dur="3.5">except that I- I do wanna do some 
more work on it. Like, it&amp;#39;s not perfect yet.</text><text start="3974.25" dur="3.8">It does need uh, some- 
some little kinks worked out like,</text><text start="3978.05" dur="4.55">for instance, the turbo button doesn&amp;#39;t 
actually adjust the display here, I&amp;#39;m not sure why.</text><text start="3982.6" dur="2.95">I couldn&amp;#39;t get the power LED to work, 
it may need to be replaced.</text><text start="3985.8" dur="5.15">And uh, there&amp;#39;s some weird issues still with 
the AWE32 sound card, and I dunno if the card is bad, like...</text><text start="3991.55" dur="2.5">&amp;#39;Cause now the right audio channel on the...</text><text start="3994.45" dur="3.26">uh, audio out is just not working, 
I also need to address that, so...</text><text start="3998.15" dur="2.55">And I also want to install uh 3.1 and...</text><text start="4000.85" dur="5.4">maybe 3.11 on here uh for Windows, just to play 
with that, &amp;#39;cause I like that version of Windows, but...</text><text start="4006.7" dur="3.5">You know... either way, this is just...</text><text start="4010.2" dur="2.95">This has been so much fun to put together and uh...</text><text start="4013.65" dur="4.05">Thank you to everyone who has supported me 
over the years and make these kinds of things happen.</text><text start="4017.85" dur="5.74">And thank you for watching my uh, *Chuckles*, 
just stumbling around trying to get something like this to happen.</text><text start="4024.15" dur="1.15">Um...</text><text start="4025.75" dur="3.1">It- This is awesome. 
Seven years of LGR, and this is uh...</text><text start="4029.25" dur="1.35">THIS IS THE RESULT!</text><text start="4030.85" dur="1.2">I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT!</text><text start="4044.4" dur="3.95">And if you enjoyed this video, then perhaps, 
you&amp;#39;d like to see some of my others.</text><text start="4048.35" dur="4.2">Although, if you&amp;#39;ve made it this far, chance are, 
you have seen some of my others and, but uh, yeah.</text><text start="4052.55" dur="4.15">I hoped you enjoyed this and if you did, 
you can click some of these videos right here,</text><text start="4056.85" dur="4">or stop by every Monday and Friday 
for more of *this* kind of stuff.</text><text start="4060.85" dur="6.05">And as always, thank you very much 
for watching for seven years and counting.</text></transcript>