Bilingual people, you know, those who speak well English... are usually humble.FALSE!Bilingual peopleWhat's nice with them is that you don't need to ask if they speak well English,those guys love to remind it every 35 seconds.Yeah, I exclusively listen to jazz and minimalist music, meaning thatsorry, I mixed up both languages...Sorry, can I borrow your phone for a sec?Of course, yeah.Err... it's in English, is it normal?Ah yeah, it's in American.I'm so sick of dreaming in English...They get on my nerves! I mean, with my origins, I'll never be able to boast like them.It will always be lame.I'm so sick of dreaming in ch'ti [old, French dialect spoken in the North]...Yeah well I'm bilingual, bilingual in ch'ti, I have been living in the North and stuff, no need to dwell on it.No but you can't brag about speaking ch'ti.[in ch'ti] Hey chick! Wanna get in my car? Huh?I feel like bilingual people have some sort of need to make you feel ashamed,and like to put you in situations where they can remind you that you're a loser compared to them.Boiling water and let it cook for 2-3 minutes approximately, yeah. Y'know.N-no, I don't speak English.Sorry?I'm sorry, I didn't get it. I don't speak English like you.You don't speak English? That's great! Then what language do you speak?To the point that I sometimes act like I understand, just to please them.I'm reading a text from an American author completely screwy. You'll love it, read it.Yeah, sure.So... I have been, been... what's been already? Shit. Haha, that's awesome!The worst is during concerts, 'cause there are thousands of bilingual people hiding in the dark.You don't necessarily see them but you know they're here.So when the singer, between two songs, makes a joke for the public, half of the room is...And you have bilingual people...Haha! Awesome, brilliant!Amazing!I speak English! Yeah, I'm bilingual!But careful, the singer can say whatever he wants,there will always be a bilingual laughing about something he understood.Haha! Awesome! Amazing!What did he say?He said 'One, two, one, two. This is a test.'All those boasting people...they get on my nerves!Fuckers!Oh well I don't care. It's no big deal, I have a normal level in English...well, average level...Okay, I have a first grade level! I don't care 'cause French is already a beautiful language, it's enough to me.I love it when people talk to me in French because I feel like I'm immersed in a true story:Camus, Marguerite Duras, Victor Hugo...The French language is a lively one and it keeps evolving every day.It's a magical and beautiful language, full of fantasy and colors...Be it only in my block, the way people speak!Hey, Amine!Hey!U fine?Fiiiine and u, fine?Yeah.A'ight.A'ight!So this is a message to all bilingual people:that's enough, stop playing smartass 'cause it's not smart.It's not smart. It's making fun of people.I mean, we suck, we don't speak English as well as you do and it's okay, fuck.Other than that, I saw that you were more and more numerous on my Facebook page 'Norman fait des videos'And that's really nice.That's really nice.Love.